Craig Ferguson
TV's Craig Ferguson
Talk Show Host
http://twitter.com/CraigyFerg
http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_late_show/
1193190 followers
954 tweets
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“@colleen_byrne : @CraigyFerg Non-US viewers can watch the video on the Imagineers site: http://t.co/zCm47eyf”
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Another link to the Scotland video. http://t.co/OewxzJp7
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Sorry I haven't tweeted for a while - there was a new Angry Birds app. Also, I was doing this: http://t.co/Ard8709A
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Hashtags missing from last tweet.
#SeeWhatIDidThere
#LeTitsNow
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Ugh, I feel like Burt Reynolds - woke up covered in hair. My giant German Shepherd slept on top of my bed last night. So did my dog.
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Just seen XMen 1st Class for the first time. I loved it when the mutants moved into Downton Abbey. #mrBatesisWolverine #justashairy
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Rush makes me ashamed to be a middleaged white man and Kirk Cameron makes me ashamed to be a failed actor. We don't all think like that NoH8
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“@mslesliebibb : Ahhh, just got home from a long ass day. Had the best time Thank you @CraigyFerg for another good time on ur couch! x”#code?
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@jimmyfallon - He is a gay robot skeleton.
#mycoworkeriscrazy
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“@BadAstronomer : Tonight I'll be on @CraigyFerg ! And that's not code. #ItsAGreatLeapDayForAmericaEverybody http://t.co/Md2adh01” #iscode
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“@thomaslennon : Me and @CraigyFerg start a fire using only our butt cheeks on to tonight's Late Late Show.” friction burns but(t)worth it
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Old MacDonald had a Farm
#replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle
#stupidtwitterhashtags
#babytoymusicinmyhouse
#eieio
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This day last year it wasn't.
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Smoke on the Water.
#replacesongtitlewithothersongtitle
#stupidtwitterhashtags
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“@bridger_w : On tonight's @CraigyFerg , it's startling how much I look like Albert Nobbs. I'm gunning for you, Glenn Close.” True.
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Reading @jonronson 's new book. He is extremely clever & entertaining. I see why Elaine Patterson (my schoolboy crush) married him #jealous
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Just saw myself on VH1's "I Love the 80's" from about 10 years ago. Jeez, I've been creepy for a long long time. #humblebrag
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Attention @annericeauthor fans! Her interview was great but long & I don't want to cut it so it's been moved to 3/19.You'll thank me later.
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Look. I'll say it in English so we're all clear - Chuck Norris is a huge evil behind who can kick your sick ass so hard it's bad. #coldmeds
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“@shiftyphil : @ArthurEssebag "Chuck Norris is a very great evil behind" according to google translate. Makes perfect sense to me!” Voila!
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“@ArthurEssebag :. "Un tres grand mal derrière" ? Mean nothing in french...”Chuck Norris dude. Figure it out. #learnenglishontwitter
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“@EldestDaughter : @CraigyFerg did you just essentially say chuck morons is a huge bad ass in French? Win.” Oui
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“@Kyle_Burroughs : @craigyferg who is chuck norris?” Chuck Norris est un tres grand mal derrière #learnfrenchontwitter
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“@ArthurEssebag : Craig Ferguson est un très Grand animateur.” Et Arthur est un petit chou.(cabbage or pastry) #learnfrenchontwitter
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“@ArthurEssebag : Denzel Washington est un grand acteur.” Et Danny DeVito est un petit acteur.
#learnfrenchontwitter
