Joan Rivers
A simple girl with a dream...
Comedian
http://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers
http://www.joan.co
812465 followers
3711 tweets
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When in Rome!!! Well actually I'm at The White Horse. The best pizza. http://t.co/Cejp3J92
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Tea time! http://t.co/rrzuyQuJ
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I ADORE the English countryside. Look at the thatched roof!!! So gorgeous. http://t.co/pnBhMn1A
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Preparing my world famous eggs! http://t.co/HFCVYwFf
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Update in Devon. Not only is it FREEZING but it is now SNOWING. I am not complaining but I have not felt my extremities for 48 hours!
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In Devon-in the UK-and thank you all for telling me its cold here. It's NOT just cold. Its FREEZING!!!! BRRRRRRR.....
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I'm off to England for a few days. Visiting friends there after the loss of a loved one. So happy to go, but so sad for the reason.
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Thank you!11 RT @KyleGarbitt @Joan_Rivers I've been a homo fan of you my whole life!! Retweet me or follow me it'd absolutely made my day!
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“HIGH” ratings! JKB got such great numbers for my pot-smoking episode this week that we’re number one in Colombia, Jamaica and the Bay Area!
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I had the best time walking around the NY Gift Show today. Thank you @MORCosmetics for your amazing products!!
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Paula Abdul was fired from "The X Factor." She would have kept her job if it had been called "The Rx Factor."
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If you're watching the repeat of #JKB on @WEtv just read through my timeline-my tweets go along with the show. Same for you west coast! #JKB
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Thank you all for your wonderful tweets about tonight’s episode. Wish I could respond to all…but please know I love every tweet! #JKB
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Yes. I went in the hot tub in Chanel and Manolo Blahnik. I KNOW! #JKB
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Food truck. Food truck. Food truck. Food truck. Food truck. #JKB #JKB #JKB #JKB #JKB
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California is insane! It’s illegal to smoke a cigarette in public but if you get a note from your doctor you can smoke pot! HUH? #JKB
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I need a break from our houseguests! I called Lynne and now she's taking me to a dispensary and to a head shop, whatever that is. #JKB
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I am talked out with Jason’s parents. I want to throw myself out my bedroom window. Which is stupid…it’s in the basement. #JKB
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You know things are a little tense when it’s so quiet you can hear people chew their spaghetti. Awkward!!! #JKB
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I gave Jason’s parents a tour of star’s homes they’ll never forget. Ok, I made up a few, like when I pointed out Daffy Duck’s place. #JKB
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Jason’s parents want me to take them to Mme. Tussauds Wax Museum. I can get a quick Brazilian wax at the gift shop, right? #JKB
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So proud of him! RT @scotia626 @Joan_Rivers your grandson comes off as a very well raised intelligent and delightful child. Congrats. #JKB
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I’m taking Jason’s parents to the Walk of Fame. There are 2,400 stars dedicated to legendary performers. And one for Jay Leno. #JKB
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A cello? Seriously???? On hemorrhoids??? #JKB
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All new episode of Joan Knows Best #JKB on @WEtv starts NOW!! Tune in and join me on twitter as I live tweet during the show.
