Joan Rivers
A simple girl with a dream...
Comedian
http://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers
http://www.joanrivers.com
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No it already opened in TO. Opens in Calgary, Edmonton & Ottowa tomorrow RT @GregoryProject is it not opening @ The Toronto Intl Film Fest?
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Indeed! On November 3rd my documentary "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" opens Doc/Fest! RT @HarvBlue are you really coming to Sheffield, UK?
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I'll bet she wishes!! RT @nanjan62 Paris Hilton's bust is made of cocaine???
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Update on Paris Hilton's cocaine bust: Her Gucci handbag, which cost her three grand, now has a street value of ten!
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Hollywood News: Fresh off the success of Temple Grandin, Claire Danes' next film is about an autistic Jewish woman named Temple Beth Grandin
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America is in such a culture war. The other night, I watched Snooki mud-wrestling with Charlie Rose!
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Thanks for all those pocket tweets! @chriscolfer ! You're adorable on @gleeonfox . All the best this year, and tell Ryan I say hello. xoxo
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I love you and I hope it reopens in time for my movie!!! xoox RT @boygeorge Sheffield has just been closed down!
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To all of my Canadian friends! "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will open in Calgary, Edmonton and Ottawa this Friday, Sept. 3rd. Go see it!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS! RT @LateNightJimmy @JimmyFallon Today is our 300th show. Thanks so much to all of you for watching and supporting us!
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Rosie O’Donnell and Gayle King will both have shows on Oprah Winfrey’s new network. They are like the three Muffketeers.
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Attention UK! The news you've been waiting for: "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will show at Sheffield Doc/Fest on Nov. 3 & on More4 Nov. 9!
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FUNNY!! RT @firecatkitty At beach. 5 yr old looks at my bikini bottom in horror and YELLS "Mommy! Everyone is going to see your fur!!"
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Happy Birthday Oreet!!! RT @TaliazTweetz @Joan_Rivers can you wish my mom Oreet a happy b-day?!? She LOVES you!
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You're on!!! RT @irecatkitty If @Joan_Rivers tweets me back I'll share my most embarrasing beach moment ever.
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To my Canadian friends....Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work opens in Calgary, Edmonton and Ottawa this Friday Sept. 3rd. Go see it!
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Attention UK! The news you've been waiting for: "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will show at Sheffield Doc/Fest on Nov. 3 & on More4 Nov. 9!
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And thanks to all of you tweeters out there! I could barely keep up with all the great comments but I loved reading them!!
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Thanks to all who watched FASHION POLICE last night! LOVED discussing the hits & misses w/ George Kotsiopoulos @MissKellyO & @GiulianaRancic
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Stop what you're doing and tune in to E! RIGHT NOW! Fashion Police: Emmy Awards is coming on and you don't want to miss it!
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I think Dixie Carter was “best-dressed” in the dead person segment during last night’s Emmys.
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And don't forget to tune in to E! TONIGHT at 10pm/9c for "Awards Fashion Police: The Primetime Emmys!" http://bit.ly/awn6lZ!
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At the Emmy Awards last night, Ricky Gervais looked like country music’s best and brightest in a black tux and navy shirt, didn't ya think?
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Don't forget to tune in to E! TONIGHT at 10pm/9c for "Awards Fashion Police: The Primetime Emmys!" http://bit.ly/awn6lZ
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Betty White, at 88, looked great at the Emmys in a waterproof dress that was split up the back. Jack Kevorkian followed her around all night

