JohnCleese My darling twats have recovered from the Oz tour, only to be on tour again, this time in Dubai...Spreading cheer in this dreary world...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese #beerfairy they really are a belching bunch...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese For all my Aussie friends, help me hunt down the Beerfairies... http://t.co/pBq2gHn9 @CanadianClubAus

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Thank you, all you Applettes for visiting my store last night... For those of you who couldn't make it: http://t.co/aqm6QNGc

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese My darling twats, don't say I'm not doing my best to brighten your humdrum lives.... http://t.co/LCu9mjtv do pop by @gazzalon

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Have stayed up very late, singing, dancing, and cutting my toe nails - not necessarily in that order...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Just about to go on stage - 52nd show! Here's the photo @gazzalon just took of me, and Ross Solly... http://t.co/FBM68UYY

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese My dearest twats, I have been neglectful of you lately... But have been busy amusing Australians. Will have lazy @gazzalon post a photo...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Happy Birthday, Thomas Hayward. Unfortunately he's dead, he would have been 177 today. Only a year younger than me...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Who said that Fish Slapping was dead... @gazzalon let us know if you can play it... http://t.co/VwQw6E3A

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Backstage at The Project.... Tune in! http://t.co/Q4KSYUOh

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Loving the audiences in Newcastle, and such a beautiful theatre... Last night here tonight, then Melbourne. Have added an extra show there.

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Well, well, well. More wonderful things from Python - our new iPad App is out today: Monty Python: The Holy Book of Days

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese ...tonight, 2nd March, at 27 Duke of York square 6.30-8.30. Jenny, and the wonderful Catrina, will ply you with bubbly and jewelry!!!

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese For those of you in grey old London, pop into see the lovely Jennifer Wade, and those nice Space NK people. They're having a fun reception..

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Just arrived in Coffs Harbour, on the way to Newcastle for 3 shows... Had lovely audiences in the Gold Coast...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Last sell out night in Brisbane tonight! Then Gold Coast, Melbourne (where there are a few tickets left for the last night). See you there!

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Oh, forgot to say, her book is rather good... "The Titan Prophecy: Rise of The Dark One... Off to bed, love you all (well most of you).

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese I'm in Brisbane... wish I could join the Launch of my friend A.M.Crawford's book tonight 6pm @ Aqua, Argyle Street, W1. So, go for me!

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese This silly spellcheck thing changed Monty to Month!!!! How stupid, annoying, ridiculous, lame, and annoying. www.youtube.com/montypython

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Oh darling Twats, some of you clever things have seen my little YouTube tape. For those lazy ones who haven't... www.youtube.com/monthpython

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Had a wonderful day at Adelaide Zoo @adelaide_zoo more photos @gazzalon http://t.co/QeRmou8H

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese My dear Aussie Twatters, do try and catch Graham Garden's wonderful show: unbelievabletruth.eventbrite.com/?nomo=1

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese My dearest Twats, those of you residing in the US of A, can watch me in my latest starring role on NBC's Whitney tonight! Love you all...

by John Cleese, Comedian

JohnCleese Staying at the Hyatt Hotel Perth. There's been noisy drilling next door for five days, and they refuse to stop. Not recommended!

by John Cleese, Comedian

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