Martin Starr
I write stories. The stories of Martin.
Actor
http://twitter.com/MartinStarr
37319 followers
4414 tweets
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Assassin? Or incredibly drunk gymnast? Or...? @ The Surly Goat http://t.co/kuSveanC
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I'm now a fully licensed tesseractor, not to boast. http://t.co/PedQ7Vjr
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Don't forget to wipe http://t.co/yMkbcqGM
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Then she shat out an xBox controller... Which we put to good use after a quick rinse http://t.co/pTj3Lq5e
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First she shat in the cooler, clearly sober http://t.co/IN7TPYvB
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Best ever declaration! "I'm gonna get raa racial, here! I'm gonna get racial." And how is what he says racial? Hmmm... http://t.co/8DvIFGKb
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Half-way there with 5 days left! Friend support! http://t.co/bHHUcIBG
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Half-way there with 5 days left! http://t.co/bHHUcIBG
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“@SpencerTClark : Spectacle buddies. cc: @ElizaClark @MartinStarr http://t.co/3Frk6rVL” rock it with your sockets out!
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BAM!!! Game over!!! Big win http://t.co/pgHmd6dR
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Let's go Clip show!!! http://t.co/wbx70vHO
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don't mind the whiny babies “@Figmentfiction : @MartinStarr and @Aksavage read short story "The Bureaucracy of Heroes" http://t.co/5oYD55t2”
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RIP Adam Yauch, you will be missed
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Close call out on the Bayou @ In A Gators Mouth http://t.co/9OHr2Am7
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A boy named Sue http://t.co/xepB6nrb
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Creepy face in a quotable @ Regal Green Hills 16 http://t.co/DUWM31ZA
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I'm really showing off today. My apologies... @ Sony Pictures Studios http://t.co/49NuDN8O
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Not to brag... @ Sony Pictures Studios http://t.co/lkvnaQ0d
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My cousin is back at it. We're working on a song I might put up. It's not this one. FYI http://t.co/qHLo8ZV4
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Agreed http://t.co/boqgzYsE
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Yes, please
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Yes, that is Ray Park (Darth Maul). Jealous much? http://t.co/ZviLh9Md
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Giddy-up! http://t.co/vtnx7FNm
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ONE prediction... http://t.co/2UiQ8Wwz
