Horatio Sanz
I am Horatio Sanz. I do haha's and makem ups . My face is on TV sometimes.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/MrHoratioSanz
54064 followers
4206 tweets
MrHoratioSanz
RT @MintMilana <3's @World_Wildlife : #Tigers worth more dead than alive?! Watch @CNBC 's (cont) http://t.co/U0e8eD1o
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This guy needs to fuck a man, already. Get that hate out. #Charles L. Worley
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Charles L. Worley, North Carolina Pastor: Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off http://t.co/gMjCtOG0 via @HuffPostGay
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Every time you see a Kardashian on TV, the Devil gets a BJ.
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This is damn good coffee. @jennyslate25
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I think SBC is great. I'm sure it's super funny. RT @pgatherton :@KellyWilliams despite editorial oversight do you recommend the #TheDictator
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here's a drawing of Espanto by @Kristie__Says 'niece Cammy. Thanks, Cammy. http://t.co/D4BQnDBL
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If you want to see my hot new character come to:
http://t.co/ZjC3sOm6
TOOO-NIGHT!
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This flesh eating disease needs to go on a diet, know what I'm saying, yo?
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Ohhhh you! RT @pescami : .@MrHoratioSanz has a good twitter feed except when he breaks down in laughter 70 characters into each tweet.
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Say,"no gracias" to drugs.
Espanto! http://t.co/5SK0hMyQ
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It's my "extra" return! RT @B_Zack : @MrHoratioSanz I got all excited cus I saw u in The (cont) http://t.co/9P2dU8HK
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Abortion. RT @SaraUnderwood : Omg! A guy just sent us this shot. Guess the name of it & 1st (cont) http://t.co/nKx0uLsh
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Im doing this: http://t.co/eNvXevBw tomorrow.
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I almost died in the line of doody.
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Not so bad. He curtesy flushed like 15 times. RT @SuzySchap : @MrHoratioSanz How was the smell? I like all things poop-related.
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This guy taking a shit must have the Ebola virus. 10 minutes and counting.
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By the looks of the dudes in my neighborhood, someone's mass cloning the Fleet Foxes.
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Horoscopes always say go with your instincts. Okay Rihanna, I'm coming over. Let me in or I'm shooting up the Gelsons.
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Get meds, bro. RT @solomongeorgio : “@MrHoratioSanz : I haven't watched the news. Who died?” America.
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I haven't watched the news. Who died?
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Robert Dinero at Apple Sisters. http://t.co/oH0lHqz1
