Horatio Sanz
I am Horatio Sanz. I do haha's and makem ups . My face is on TV sometimes.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/MrHoratioSanz
50097 followers
3829 tweets
MrHoratioSanz
LA is about half. RT @frontlinepbs : "2,000 of our 11,000 inmates have a serious mental illness." - Cook County Sheriff http://t.co/2gZJmOFl
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Sounds Lintense. RT @kateytuckett : Had a intense dream about a tall Asian stranger. What does it mean?
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As the scriptures have foretold, "beware of the man who commeth with the sweater vest".
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Obama is singing the blues to gather support from middle aged white dudes that use Viagra.
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#wanderlust is not about the John Holmes Wanderlust murders. Don't be fooled!
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Imagine having to tell people, " My son died at a Sugerland concert". Sucks butt.
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This shit's gonna be awesome. Casa De Mi Padre Full Theatrical Trailer: http://t.co/1viI7TTh via @youtube
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??your commercial for Carl's Jr?RT @ParisHilton : thank you to everyone at @fatburger for catering my bday! you guys make the best burgers!
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Terry Richardson put his finger in my mouth and took a picture of my underwear. #creep
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Perhaps I was tired and pissed. RT @MC_Lemonyfresh : @MrHoratioSanz I actually saw you at UCB a few (cont) http://t.co/hA2rKhI1
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Everythiiiiing in it's right plaaaaace. RT @daniellebernabe : Listening to Idioteque and having a seizure-like reaction at my desk.
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Nice job. But someone needed to NOT have boobs. RT @LastNightProds : @MrHoratioSanz http://t.co/a0k5aKSo
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Link didn't work, dear. RT @LastNightProds : @MrHoratioSanz check out a little video i made - if you (cont) http://t.co/hA4AUI9R
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Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes!!! :
http://t.co/BDBQB48d
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Liam Neeson on Life Is Short was the funniest thing I've seen in a long long time.
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UCB LA TONIGHT.
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Good morning KIDZ! How would you feel about having new little brothers and sisters? #adoptions
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RIP Dictators of the world! RT @MattyJ87 : Every "Live from New York" intro with @MrHoratioSanz http://t.co/AfJbhBf1
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This SNL is awesome. Whitney scene too soon! Also Fred's Bobbi Brown is great. #haventwatchedyet
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Of course I did. Now I'm blue. RT @realphilhendrie : Don't ever read the story of Denise Amber Lee. Don't
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What's your basketball team's name? RT @GuitarSeaStar : @MrHoratioSanz Shitballs? Yes, that IS what happens when you eat Subway.
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Ryan wrote that.
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so no "Rolling in the Deep" or Roll her in the Flour?
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Please DON'T release an Adele sex tape.
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Shitballs...I'm really tempted to follow Subway. #eatfresh
