Kat Dennings
I'm a man with conversation skills, and I'm a man with hundred dollar bills
Actor
http://twitter.com/OfficialKat
http://www.katdennings.com
231807 followers
1304 tweets
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I just need all the seasons of Boy Meets World at my fingertips #survival
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All I think about is swag most days
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Obviously my favorite element is Bismuth
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Heed my advice and bathe your senses in the 2 Broke Girls HOUR-LONG season finale tonight at 8pm. CBS. At 8:00pm. Heed my advice! HEED IT
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I am beginning to mentally prepare now for the HOUR LONG SEASON FINALE OF 2 BROKE GIRLS Monday night. Explosion prevention
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I can't sleep despite this afternoon's strenuous potted plant lifting
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I'm having a really hard time trying to make Steven Spielberg saying "lasercaaats" into my ringtone #weekend
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"@theblcklst : #FF: Black List writers @mindykaling @JuddApatow @zachbraff @diablcody @OfficialKat @JasonReitman " don't forget @litwack !
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Boyfriend: "I threw out the Doritos." Me: "But I didn't even get to say goodbye!" #weekend
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Sometimes it's hard to be trill
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Hilariously, I can't watch tonight's 2 Broke Girls because I have 1 broke tv.
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FINALLY an all new episode of 2 BROKE GIRLS tonight! Drugs and comedy are involved. Haaaay! 8:30pm on CBS!
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Vanity Fair TV issue out now! Features many lovelies of the tube in their underpinnings, including the cave troll that is I.
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Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaage at the beep..I must be out or I'd pick up the phone...where could I beeee
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Nothing puts you in a good mood like Tess of the fucking D'urbervilles
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"Put on some DMX and dance to 'up in there, up in there' or something." - Mom #weekend
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Just a girl on vacation trying to watch the entire season of BBC's Pride and Prejudice in one night #freedom
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My childhood friend Brian is getting married, and he has a blog. It pleases me greatly. http://t.co/X6QjwwpM
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It's been over seven hours since I've had an ice cream sandwich #vacation
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Finally finished shooting the first season of 2 Broke Girls. Now can slowly evolve back into a homo erectus #sitcomseamonster
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I know I didn't tweet about the new 2 Broke Girls episode last night but my back fat and I were extremely busy with work #ladiees
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Me: "Populaaaaar!" Boyfriend: "Said the girl to herself in a dark room." Me: "I smell another tweet!" #weekend
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Me: "Did you retweet me?" Me(deeper voice): "No, because I'm ASHAMED OF YOU!" Me: "What??" Boyfriend: "Who are you talking to?" #weekend
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Boyfriend: "you're the WORST Maharishi impressionist." #weekend
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Pinterest and 2 Broke Girls finally, finally become one: http://t.co/izmd8Fg7
