Sarah Silverman
We're all just molecules, Cutie.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/SarahKSilverman
http://www.youtube.com/user/SarahSilvermanVideos
2927218 followers
2162 tweets
SarahKSilverman
My vagina has off-beat good looks
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This Thurs at @largolosangeles SARAH & FRIENDS w @billburr @ToddGlass @kyledunnigan Brian Moses& Me
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Loving the Celebrity Apprentice finale! May the best power-bottom win!!
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RIP Robin Gibb. Wish I had gotten that message to him to hold on.
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PERFECTLY SAID by ill Doctrine: http://t.co/gGRo44kG
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Thats ok doll I'm not for everyone RT @shapdogg @SarahKSilverman breitbart website kooks talking poop about u & ur tea party westboro tweet
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Texted my beau this pic of my outfit & this was his response http://t.co/ls6pDSwH
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It's not my fault if my hair looks better dirty. God obvs has a plan.
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how about "Feed the Poor"? RT @adamsbaldwin &clearly dear @SarahKSilverman the solution 2 our U.S. debt catastrophie is NOT "Eat the Rich"
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.@adamsbaldwin Re VAWA vid-- that is so obviously an Applebee's integration
(I agree - beautiful speech)
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:) @adamsbaldwin I don't know ur def of big gov so I can't say. But can we agree that the byproducts of greed & fear sux? xo
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Hi @adamsbaldwin , I agree I'm crude but I also love America. U & I disagree but I like our common ground: we both give a shit
xo
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The Tea Party really is just a cunt hair away from being the Westboro Baptist Church
-Maya Angelou
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I like when @twittels describes Schrab as someone who "wipes side 2 side"
RT @RobSchrab Yeah!!!!! http://t.co/C7cqaGjB
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Q: Is this My Dad's Aunt Bess or @tobeymaguire 's oldentimely pic from Frontierland?
http://t.co/HaNamxtd
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LARGO MAY 24 SARAH&FRIENDS: @billburr @DanaJGould @ToddGlass @kyledunnigan Brian Moses& me
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If you are not for the civil rights of all Americans than you are Un-American. <-- @barackobama , say THAT
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... It's a man's arm-pussy!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! http://t.co/nANFKNRk
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Fun game:
Q: ever look up a lady's kulats? http://t.co/ANTDr35y
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Anyone know a DONALD GRENIER or PAUL SANCLEMENTE? They'd be 76. They bullied my dad in hs & I'm looking 4 them
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Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone
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Hey super loud motorcycle man. I don't know who hurt u when u were tiny but ur giving me a heart attack
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Snip out the crotch of your tight & let your vagina breathe, Sweetie.
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Wait -so Obama felt 'rushed' into supporting gay rights? yuck. I can't wait for @CoryBooker to be president
