Steve Martin
I am Steve Martin, the actor, writer, comedian, and musician. You can find me here and at Stevemartin.com.
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Never mind. I live in an apartment building.
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There is someTHING walking on my roof.
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.@notsobking says "that thing could need a mahjiggy." But I say a mahwhassis is just as likely.
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This "thing" that is coming, probably in the next hour or month or maybe in the next hour, could possibly be the thing that is arriving.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: A thing that will be something soon, coming, I'm sure, in the future, at some point.
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Even though I continue to work on banjo music for Shakespeare in the Park in NYC, there are no more Shakespeare/banjo jokes to be found.
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RIP Doug Dillard. He was a great, fast, bluegrass banjo picker with an individual style. Watch him here: http://t.co/U3dTQu90
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AGAIN, on my walk in Manhattan, I caught my reflection in a shop window, and, just for a second, I thought I was two-dimensional.
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Walking in Manhattan today, I inadvertently caught my reflection, and, just for a moment, I mistook myself for a plate glass window.
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Rehearse, perform, rehearse, perform. It seems all I ever do anymore is write "rehearse, perform."
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One week to go before @SteepCanyon Rangers and I appear in Sudbury, Ontario. If you like your bluegrass in Sudbury, It's a MATCH.
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Just bought a new solar-powered tanning bed.
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Begin rehearsals for Shakespeare in the Park on Monday. I’m not in it; I wrote the music. The music that is hummed by actors off stage.
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I can see myself! http://t.co/Jjkkk4nI
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It’s sad to think that a Mark Rothko painting sold for 87 million dollars when that money could have been spent on a private jet.
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Just got the new landline phone. It rings.
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Sagittarius: See that guy behind you? He's following you. Don't look.
Now he's hiding. You can't see him. But he's there.
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TODAY'S HOROSCOPE: Gemini: Charge it, then you won't have to pay for it.
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YOUR HOROSCOPE: Capricorn: Today, your astrological forecast will be in error.
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YOUR HOROSCOPE: Aries: Don’t make any romantic commitments.If you are getting married today, change vow to “till death do us WHOA MAMA!”
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YOUR ASTROLOGY FORECAST. Leo: Today, Don’t follow leaders, watch the pawkin’ meters.
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Taking my dog umbrella-gliding with my bicycle later.
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I shot an arrow into the air, where it landed, I know not…gulp.
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Thought of the day: “Yuck, yuck, yuck,” means so much more to a comedian than “yuck.”
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Cloudy day where I am. Sunny on the guy standing next to me.
