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Kevin Smith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Director
http://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith
http://smodcast.com/

ThatKevinSmith I invite you to #SIT - http://t.co/DqE57zcL I also invite you to read all about the new SModCo show, @HuluSPOILERS : http://t.co/EEVI6cZa
ThatKevinSmith Jersey's Team honored The Batman tonight - as @NHLDevils tie up the series, 2-2! P.S. - What the fuck, Rupp?! Once a Devil, always a Devil!
ThatKevinSmith Our Batman, Who art in Gotham! Protect the most holy goalie! Get in there and start throwing some punches of your own! @NHLDevils up 3-0!
ThatKevinSmith Oh Holy Batman! You are most generous! @NHLDevils up 2! http://t.co/kpcd8Cjv
ThatKevinSmith Dear Batman: Your servant thanks you! @NHLDevils strike first! http://t.co/xOSRX7cg
ThatKevinSmith Be entertained... or come BE entertaining on SPOILERS! http://t.co/0oCwtme3 Meanwhile, on #SIT - a new ComicHead! http://t.co/j9bc60Ks
ThatKevinSmith Via @tomothybutler "not one to blow smoke up someone's arse but RED STATE is fucking sublime" Keep blowing: Need to smoke out a lost gerbil.
ThatKevinSmith Via @WSJspeakeasy "Talking SPOILERS w/KevSmith: http://t.co/jyyQ0u6t " Nice ink! (But I didn't TRY to self-distribute; we ACCOMPLISHED it.)
ThatKevinSmith Via @Haikusam "idea when the @HuluSpoilers signup page will be working" Working now! Sign up to be one of the Spoilers: http://t.co/jhb10d3R
ThatKevinSmith Thanks to my Tweeps for the kind words about @HuluSpoilers ! It's gonna be a fun summer, shooting the shit 'bout flicks! http://t.co/jyyQ0u6t
ThatKevinSmith Via @RetroDLC "How will non-Hulu people watch @HuluSpoilers ?" On TV! We'll find homes in Canada, the UK & Australia after we start shooting.
ThatKevinSmith Via @joshhalvorson "SPOILERS have a Twitter?" Yes: It's @HuluSpoilers ! And take a look at SModCo Studios' Spoilers set: http://t.co/G5GBOR3S
ThatKevinSmith CORRECTION! The SPOILERS segment is now called "CRY CRITERION!" And for the folks asking "What the fuck is SPOILERS?" http://t.co/EEVI6cZa
ThatKevinSmith Oops: There's already a @CriterionCorner . We'll call the Criterion segment something else now. Read all about SPOILERS: http://t.co/EEVI6cZa
ThatKevinSmith Everything you need to know about our new @Hulu Original Series, SPOILERS: http://t.co/EEVI6cZa Also: watch this #SIT - http://t.co/DqE57zcL
ThatKevinSmith Comics reviewed with lots of cussin'! It's a brand new ComicHead - only on #SIT - http://t.co/wq87dlri Also: SPOILERS! http://t.co/2VCC8Rj1
ThatKevinSmith SModCo grows again! This summer, we won't review movies, we'll revere them - on a new @Hulu series called SPOILERS! http://t.co/IE7zteVv
ThatKevinSmith HEAR the new BABBLE: http://t.co/3VmTLOhs Or SEE the @RalphGarman Creepy Clown on #SIT - http://t.co/Y8glTlro Also: BIG announcement today!
ThatKevinSmith SUNDAY on #SIT offers a BIT-O-BABBLE: @RalphGarman as THE CREEPY CLOWN(s)! http://t.co/w3zrcke6 After that? GET OLD: http://t.co/7JXzvKxu
ThatKevinSmith The happiest girl in the world, being shown The Way... http://t.co/9tUumajN
ThatKevinSmith This is who I might resemble if I were thin: A fucking rock god. #Foo http://t.co/w6mt1Xbt
ThatKevinSmith The fucking FOO! On stage in Asbury Park! #Bamboozle http://t.co/VLAYnK6T
ThatKevinSmith Greeting from Asbury Park and the backsides of #MCR http://t.co/U6LyzN9g
ThatKevinSmith Most Holy Batman - A well placed smoke pellet in front of the Rangers net wouldn't be that heroic, but I'll take it. Worship the @NHLDevils !
ThatKevinSmith Via @pdro666777 "grow up you fat manchild comics r fuckin lame" Lame enough to do a billion & counting at the box office. #OutOfFuckingTouch