Kevin Smith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Director
http://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith
http://www.viewaskew.com
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6925 tweets
ThatKevinSmith
I'm getting back on the tour bus today - this time to Milwaukee. Heads-up: I may get all sorts of Twitter slutty again. #TweetOrgySafeWord?
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Via @yourmelody1 "You are the cock that crows on my Twitter arousing me from morning malaise." That reads way dirtier than it is, dammit...
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Via @bartcusick "I just saw cop out. WoW. What happened?" I'm guessing "Hollywood magic!" won't suffice as an answer? Flick makes me laugh.
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Via @M4ssHole "this chart #1: http://www.apple.com/euro/itunes/charts/podcasts/top10podcastscomedy.html" This is why I love Twitter. Thanks!
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Lost Boy goes home: Corey Haim, dead at 38. http://tinyurl.com/dreamalittledreamforever G'bye, LUCAS. You gave hope to the weird & unlikely.
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Pringles win! http://itmademyday.com/2010/03/09/funny-win-story-chipslover/ CLERKS now as anachronistic as Kubrick's 2001. (thx @powertree )
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Via @amantedellapa "60(yr old) recommended CopOut Said she & husband hadn't laughed so hard&long in years" #CopOut IS the Fountain of Youth!
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TELL 'EM, STEVE-DAVE cracked iTunes Top10 podcasts at #9 overall & #2 in comedy-specific pods! HUGE Congrats @BryAndWalt ! www.smodcast.com
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Via @Vanderlow58 "Do we get to meet you if we get a team into the tournament?" Good chance you'll score off me too: JOIN US! @varadibackyard
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Via @DrKellyB "Saw #CopOut last night in Miami. Funnier than I thought from the reviews" Wait: so film critics... might NOT be right? U lie.
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Via @Darkmatrix614 "beware come June. My balls going through your 5-Hole" Sounds sexier than it feels: http://tinyurl.com/gretzkyballhockey
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Via @ConanTheBarber "last 3-4 smods were brilliant. Most captivating entertainment in any form in awhile" I heart you, sir: www.smodcast.com
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Via @tedkerwin "only way to read @smodentary is to search for it in Twitter, might want to note that for newbies" Yes, Dad... (He's right.)
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Via @kusa94 " "37 & their gone..." You disappoint me, sir." AHHH! The dreaded their/there/they're conundrum! Homo(nym)s, alla youse!
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Via @mattmcgraw52 " #CopOut is awesome. Haters can suck a dick" Call him Quick Draw McGraw. Fuck w/me & he's your Huckleberry. #HannaBarbera
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Via @JonathanVill25 "u really building a small little smodcast empire for free its actually amazing sir" And STILL motherfuckers bitch...
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Via @willrook "saw cop out last night. the casting for it was perfect." Had a HUGE help from Jen Euston Casting. She found car-thief Tommy.
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Via @JohnWalker1982 "Love Smodcast, but this week was zzz... party story was not interesting" <---- goes here ----> @smodentary
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Today's I'm37?! selection: Bobblehead Jay! Get a little head for $12.95 shipped! http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/im37.html 37 & their gone...
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37?!ShoutOuts: @rmaloney @JacobsChris @pabink68 @spnorris @nickl140 @marlboromanbc Thanks, all! http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/im37.html
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37?!ShoutOuts: @jrzydevil @generaljew @yaspmed @nickmoscato @yourmamaknows @BradGillman @the_milkboy @courtneyjburns @Muddawg13
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37?!ShoutOuts: @cek572 @RabitHead @jedijosh81 @thedavyg @dhatkinson @cpavlock @lukin07 @ArkCowboy @blindedbyfear @Capteuphemism
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Today's 37?!ShoutOuts: @frozensolidone @SteveAlbright @ManInHat @StevenTheus @budgie5150 @astrosteve @ianmcshane @Greetums @cycorythm
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Via @dravenpop "will we see you at the SD comic con" I'll be in Hall H on Saturday night, as always (or is it Friday?). Also: LIVE CON-SMOD!
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MILWAUKEE! Two troubled angels are in your midst. I'll uzi 'em when I'm there next week: http://tinyurl.com/shotzbrewery (Only 100 tix left)
