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Kevin Smith

It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Director
http://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith
http://www.viewaskew.com

ThatKevinSmith Via @Moobyghost "This weeks Jay/Bob Old was hilarious" Thanks! Come see it happen live THIS SUNDAY! http://smodcastle.com/shows/getold
ThatKevinSmith THURSDAY means it's time to GET OLD! A brand new episode of JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD is ready for hearin'! http://www.smodcast.com/getold/
ThatKevinSmith GREEN HORNET #7 at comic stores now! http://tinyurl.com/272yotl. While there, grab HORNET 1-6 Hardcover book! http://tinyuerl.com/2ewez6w
ThatKevinSmith Tomorrow morning, catch the brand new episode of JAY & SILENT BOB GET OLD. And Sunday, come see it LIVE: http://smodcastle.com/shows/getold
ThatKevinSmith Via @shageey "love having new show for ride to work. Thanks for making commute fly by" We give it, you take it. http://smodcast.com/blowhard
ThatKevinSmith Via @whenuwerelittle "Have you seen Affleck's The Town" No, but I've seen Affleck's The Cock. Dude's hung like a clydesdale. #WhiteFurryFeet
ThatKevinSmith Via @MikeMercer "Jobs displayed cover of #CopOut alongside Avatar @ AppleEvent" He said "Isn't it funny they're BOTH considered directors?"
ThatKevinSmith Some nice ink for @SModcastle : http://t.co/VWkFSLU And recorded AT said @SModcastle , a brand new #BLOWHARD : http://smodcast.com/blowhard
ThatKevinSmith Via @my_leisure "I think you'll like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYL3j27sSH8 " Made me wanna dance; L.A. should expect tremors.
ThatKevinSmith It's Wednesday morning - time to dance, Gay Clown, dance! #BLOWHARD Episode 3: Blowhard With a Vengeance is up! http://smodcast.com/blowhard
ThatKevinSmith Tomorrow, at http://smodcast.com - a brand new #BLOWHARD ! But right now, get some cheap laughs from me & @SMosier : http://smodcast.com/main
ThatKevinSmith You've been feeling like a Monday for months, @JenSchwalbach - but tonight? You're DEFINITELY Saturday Night. With the ass of a Friday...
ThatKevinSmith Blazing while my girlfriend @JenSchwalbach gets tipsy & smokes cigarettes. Being grown-up feels a LOT like being a teenager... #40isNotSoBad
ThatKevinSmith Just like back in the 80's, @BonJovi is gonna get my fat ass laid tonight! Jovi and the low, low standards of chubby-chaser @JenSchwalbach .
ThatKevinSmith Via @JenSchwalbach "U and me and our old friend (Mals), hoping it would never end" Ew - you want @MalcolmIngram involved? PRE-NUP ACTIVATED!
ThatKevinSmith JenlessCommentary: The lights need to be off so Jennifer doesn't mistake my enlarged gut for a reverse-worn papoose that I lay atop her ass.
ThatKevinSmith When this room gets dark, I'm slipping your jeans off & bending you over the couch in my office, @JenSchwalbach - just like the other night.
ThatKevinSmith Via @JenSchwalbach "These five words I'll say to you" Twitter aud: please excuse me while I shamelessly flirt with the Mother of my child...
ThatKevinSmith Another score! The ultimate JAWS documentary is coming to @SModcastle ! THE SHARK IS STILL WORKING - http://smodcastle.com/shows/smovies
ThatKevinSmith G'morning! Just got confirmation from this week's SModcast 3D guest-host: JEFF MOTHERFUCKIN' ANDERSON! http://smodcastle.com/shows/smodcast
ThatKevinSmith Via @SongOfBilly "Sorry, but new SMod intro sounds like middle school kid driving his parents car w/radio on 2 loud" Don't care. I love it.
ThatKevinSmith Via @CLaTour "Will Highlands be out tomorrow" No. Haven't had anyone to record with. But good news: my brother will be in town this weekend.
ThatKevinSmith Via @tikalal "Can you please go back to the changing intros?" No. You're in the future; get comfy. #ChangeIsNeitherGoodNorBadItsJustChange
ThatKevinSmith Via @juancflorido "where's Babble On 3" Doesn't exist yet. It'll exist Friday night, then go online a week from today. #MovingScheduleAround
ThatKevinSmith Dear Disney: I love Pixar too, but get MULAN, LILO & STITCH on BluRay NOW! #LastOfThe2DDisneyClassics #BeforeHeWasDonkeyEddieWasMooshoo