Kevin Smith
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
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THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN! THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN!
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Less than 10 seconds left. When do they pull their goalie?
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Dear Super Bowl Commercials: I already have a car. What I DON'T have is access to more DARK KNIGHT footage. Sell me some of THAT, please.
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These guys can simply run out of bounds and the play just stops?!? Ain't no out of bounds in Hockey: it's all boards, corners and paybacks.
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MetLife Saturday morning jam-session took me back to my childhood. Grape Ape and Mr. Peabody also apparently broke, hence whoring insurance.
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Haven't paid attention to football since grade school Nerf games. Do they still count 5 Mississippi before they rush the Quarterback? #Nerd
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Watching the Super Bowl hoping to see a DARK KNIGHT spot. No Bane yet, but Christ - had no idea so many famous people were so low on cash...
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SEMINAR rocked! Excellent performances from the five cast members, but Rickman is God (well, Metatron really). It's a must-see for writers.
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Darn... #SModcast200 file from Spatz sounds like shit. @KenPlume will take a run at it, but we may need to bring in the big gun: @dequinn .
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SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! I'm celebrating it like a high school drama-nerd by SEEING A PLAY! Taking @JenSchwalbach to peep Alan Rickman in SEMINAR!
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Via @babbleonbegins "Why were you unavailable for Babble" I'm in NY/NJ for @ComicBookMenAMC all week. Hitting @NHLDevils game Tuesday, too!
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Via @davidtome "there is no such thing as time travel" Sure there is, sir: the human Flux Capacitor is powered by weed. #WeDontNeedRoads
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IN 1 WEEK: @ComicBookMenAMC ! Here's me in NY City, holding today's NYTimes, in which my NJ friends take center stage! http://t.co/fLYxQwPE
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Pre-Game, check out KEVIN SMITH BURN IN HELL on @EpixHD ! You can sign up for a free trial - NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED! http://t.co/ycI5TnkK
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Via @DerrenBrown "Just watched Red State. Very, very good" Appreciated, sir! Feel free to exit through the gift shop... http://t.co/U0VXjSdH
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LOS ANGELES! Tonight at 10! @RalphGarman will BABBLE-ON with comedy legend and HIT SOMEBODY co-star @realJonLovitz ! http://t.co/X0iXGwkg
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Tonight, @JenSchwalbach & I start our 2 day NYC SunDate. If you don't hear from us 'til Monday, hopefully it'll be due to sexual exhaustion.
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NEW JERSEY! Origin point for all that I am! I'm laying atop you! Now switch & get on top of ME, as I am a lazy bottom... #HomeAgainHomeAgain
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ONE WEEK FROM TOMORROW! @ComicBookMenAMC premieres! For now, read all about Walt & the boys in this Sunday's NY Times: http://t.co/YlSEOL27
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Via @jbalaneski "what do you think of Sam Gagner's 8 point game" I think the @NHL_Oilers should trade that slacker. Lazy sumbitch... #Legend
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T-DOT! Me & @JayMewes loved our all-painter 3-Way with you at Scotiabank! So IN AUGUST, we're cumming back for more: http://t.co/O0361fLb
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Via @xcarex "We gave our gifts (cross-stitch & a painting) to one of the ushers. Did you get them?" Yes! Love 'em both! Got Kevin Sith, too!
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See my new @EpixHD special - KEVIN SMITH BURN IN HELL! Free-trial sign-up, no CC # needed: epx.ms/9V5VfH Click here to watch: epx.ms/yvKOQH
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Leaving Halifax after awesome show last night with @smosier . Thanks, all, for a killer #SModcast200 deep in the guts of the mighty Spatz!
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HALIFAX! In less than an hour, #SModcast200 happens at the Spatz! Come see me & @smosier make some SMistory LIVE! Tickets at the door!
