Ellen DeGeneres
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular.
Talk Show Host
http://twitter.com/TheEllenShow
http://www.ellentv.com
11224831 followers
5976 tweets
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I'm up for a Teen Choice Award! Teens make the best choices. They should also be able to stay up as late as they want. http://t.co/4tNWmfnG
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I may need a nap. RT @BCole74 @TheEllenShow Congrats on #1500shows and #1500shows more and more. :)
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This makes me really happy.
RT @gingylynsey @TheEllenShow is my favorite thing to watch with my mom. Happy 1500th show Ellen!
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Before every show, I throw a mint into the air and catch it in my mouth. This is why. #1500shows http://t.co/QQUdjPcF
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I've got a free iPod touch for one of my followers. I hope it's you. #1500shows http://t.co/UG1XLlLp
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Wow. #1500shows. If you watched them in a row, it'd take months to get through the Shake weight commercials alone. http://t.co/pu33PEOE
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Expect a call from my wife. RT @MarioLopezExtra Totally just made
out with Ellen on @TheEllenShow ! Check it out tomorrow..1500th episode!
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New photo of my nieces, Eva and Perry. They stayed that way for hours. That's because they were playing with glue. http://t.co/JmBEq5qK
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Jacob is 8 years old. He's blind and autistic, but he wanted to feel the music. I love this. http://t.co/Yi5HwKrI
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.@Rustyrockets offered to babysit Sophia Grace & Rosie. I think it's a great idea. U can't use tweets in court, right? http://t.co/ANiYsjV9
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I’m so sad about the news that Donna Summer died this morning. I was a big fan. I even used one of her songs in my show that airs today.
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A very important meeting occurred on my show today. Watch the whole thing
tomorrow! http://t.co/ckRbKFR9
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I love this! I never realized my set looked so orange. http://t.co/D8bUPqVZ
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Women like to visit the bathroom in groups. Apparently, some like to document it. http://t.co/AqrGM127
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Your kid could be in a national commercial for Band-Aid! When Hollywood calls, tell them I'm their manager. http://t.co/uqa0BikF
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Thank you, Chris Matthews @hardball_chris , for the kind words on your show. (But I still haven't forgotten this.) http://t.co/WK891dSX
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Send me a picture! RT @BrooklynDecker I heart Ellen! Tune in 2day 2 see the present she gives me. Hint: I will be hanging it above my bed..
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It's National Sea Monkey Day! Seriously, how do I not have my own day?
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.@JLo told me about her emotional ups & downs after having twins. I went through the same thing when Journey broke up. http://t.co/2CPkMYx6
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This is why the internet shouldn't exist. http://t.co/KgZRIvFD
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I had a great talk with John Mayer. I'm glad he's back. http://t.co/7JJMo9uV
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If you weren't here, there would be no justice. RT @VictoriaJustice My band & I after our Ellen performance! SO fun http://t.co/ac27HXUI
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1, tutu, 3 strikes you're out at the ol' ball game. RT @Dodgers Sophia Grace & Rosie will throw tonight's 1st pitch http://t.co/ZDgOdyrm
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Oh no she didn't! RT @bethenny If you're in L.A. this summer, come see my show! We're going to be talking about it all. http://t.co/18MtrbxG
