Al Yankovic
You know... the Eat It guy.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/alyankovic
http://www.weirdal.com
2538007 followers
1741 tweets
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... MUCH!!! http://t.co/ExgKypvb
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I ran into @TomWilsonUSA recently, and he was nice enough to show me his larger-than-human head. http://t.co/2JRA8YJT
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I can count the number of times I’ve watched Jersey Shore on my vestigial tail.
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Sylvester Stallone! Antonio Banderas! http://t.co/jlQF6hmu
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That pay phone seems like it's having problems - try this # instead: (718)374-9119.
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Got some time to kill at JFK - if you want to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at this pay phone: (718)374-8448
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And... that's the end of the tour (for now)! Big thanks to everyone who came out to a show. More Alpocalypse tour dates to come!
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Never! NEVER!!! http://t.co/7AQvaAVZ
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1. SMASH #HulkToDoList
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I love it when geeks transform into hipsters. "No no, now I'm a geek IRONICALLY."
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I always get a little grossed out whenever I see a Pepsi sphincter. http://t.co/Kz9BwqZf
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Oh, so THAT's where everything is. http://t.co/iIXqmJBk
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Isn't it annoying when people have no sense of personal space? http://t.co/atzkV15N
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Hello, Minneapolis! http://t.co/UAjQO5Yk
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Watch me go FACE TO FACE with Michael Cera and Morgan Freeman: http://t.co/XW4SczQE
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People in Albuquerque are so friendly! These guys even invited me to their meth lab! http://t.co/JHO64j9c
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I’m starting my tour tomorrow – am I coming anywhere near YOU?? http://t.co/fwjghBl5
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The cool thing about the song "Cinnamon Girl" is you can still play the solo even if you've only got one finger and one guitar string.
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Where can I find a vest like this? http://t.co/lbzCq2vo
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Nice jugs! http://t.co/xtO2HiC4
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That’s PRESIDENT Yankovic to YOU! http://t.co/vyHVKtgl
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Bow-ling! Bow-ling! Bow-ling! Bow-ling! #MadMen #Nerdist http://t.co/VrrawoT7
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Spent the weekend camping in the desert, surrounded by natural beauty. But no Wi-Fi or 3G. #TheHORROR
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"Life is nothing but a series of tweetable moments" - René Descartes
