Al Yankovic
You know... the Eat It guy.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/alyankovic
http://www.weirdal.com
1681023 followers
611 tweets
alyankovic
Had a very serious discussion with the wife last night re: Fergie’s distinction between humps and lumps.
alyankovic
I deeply, deeply apologize for that last tweet. Apparently, you CAN sell internal organs on the black market.
alyankovic
Women, right? Can’t change their molecular structure; can’t harvest their internal organs and sell them on the black market.
alyankovic
Just picked up my Hurt Locker action figures from Burger King. Awesome!
alyankovic
It's a beautiful day - think I'll fly out to Tulsa and be in a Hanson music video.
alyankovic
Sorry, nobody guessed my number. It was 6.8725439981. Thanks for playing - better luck next time!
alyankovic
10 minutes left...
alyankovic
I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess it in the next 30 minutes, I’ll send you a free CD!
alyankovic
This Monday I'll be on the season premiere of "Yo Gabba Gabba" (which, of course, is Spanish for "I Gabba Gabba")
alyankovic
Often in times of adversity, I ask myself: What would Fabio do?
alyankovic
My favorite socket wrench? Double Hex 11mm End Tubular Angled! What’s yours?
alyankovic
I’m mortified beyond words – a Weird Al sex tape has hit the Internet. http://bit.ly/c9Rbwj
alyankovic
I think maybe I’ll try my hand at live theatre. I just got an offer to star in something called “Puppetry of the Penis”
alyankovic
Excuse me, I must go kill myself now. RT @AlexNeuman : And spelling-challenged? It's intolerAnt...
alyankovic
Oh, great. I just found out I'm arsenic-intolerent.
alyankovic
http://twitpic.com/15gyx8 - Oh boy! I wonder which part I'LL get?
alyankovic
Hey, Austin, TX! Heads up! http://bit.ly/bWFCuj
alyankovic
Okay, this is the last interview I'm uploading for a while. Ladies and gentlemen, Jessica Sampson. http://bit.ly/aQ7dMN
alyankovic
Chillin' with Sir Paul: http://bit.ly/c0FrR0
alyankovic
Really enjoyed my $58 soy vanilla latte this morning. #parkingticket
alyankovic
Me & Maddy, shootin' the breeze: http://bit.ly/cEjznG
alyankovic
http://twitpic.com/14eci2 - Yeah, but does Stephen Colbert have one of THESE bad boys?
alyankovic
Cleaning the house - found a 10-pack of unused, brand-new blank VHS tapes. Yay! #WorthLessThanNothing
alyankovic
Sneak peek - me on Yo Gabba Gabba! http://bit.ly/cc2S2X
