Aziz Ansari
I'm an actor/comedian. Download my new standup special Dangerously Delicious at azizansari.com for only $5!
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BREAKING BAD IS BACK JULY 15TH! FUCK YES.
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CHARLOTTE, CINCINNATI, NEW ORLEANS: Tix onsale for Buried Alive Tour. All new material not on Dangerously Delicious: http://t.co/n8zNpR0z
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Thanks for all the tweets about my special. Version for $5 download on http://t.co/d0gNHVi5 has 20 more mins of jokes & no bleeps. Grab it!
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Does anyone know how my equity in Harvard Connection/Connect U is affected by today? #Winklevoss4Life
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My Dangerously Delicious special airs on Comedy Central Sunday at 10 OR buy now for $5 at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5 (20 mins longer, no bleeps).
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.@ChelseaVPeretti is vegan but when on tour with me - she eats pork, beef, chicken, seafood, and dairy.
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Sitting at a restaurant with two people who are both playing Scramble. And I'm tweeting about it. #Smh
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Here's a new clip from my Dangerously Delicious standup special. Its about wasting time on the internet. Watch: http://t.co/iiGWxZIM
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#NextLevelTravel #NoHandsDoubleSwivel #WatchOutExpertTravelerComingThrough http://t.co/BNeqeJnk
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#ExpertTravelerSwag http://t.co/hOejChGM
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Can you explain why you guys were so quiet? “@paulwalker47 : @azizansari can you please explain what's going on here? http://t.co/FIccJ2Bl”
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Indianapolis. Where should we eat?
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Well done. “@NoobMike : @azizansari @therock @laurencoleslaw what's your favorite dis? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DIS IS! Jabroni.”
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We all really need to say jabronis more. (cc: @TheRock ) “@laurencoleslaw : @azizansari would hate the jabronis behind us”
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So Fassbender is a young android version of Albert Brenneman “@DamonLindelof : It has Kevin James' DNA. RT Is Prometheus a prequel to Hitch?”
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It's all good Twitterville. Parks and Rec is returning for Season 5! Still no word on Perfect Strangers though :(
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Need clarity here @DamonLindelof , is Prometheus a prequel to Hitch or just a film that takes place in the same universe as Hitch?
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MONTREAL: Tickets on sale now for my shows at Just for Laughs in July. Buried Alive. All new material: http://t.co/0eK2686o
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St Louis, where should we eat? Kansas City killed it - Oklahoma Joe's ribs and Stroud's fried ck & biscuits. #Tasty #TheFatsoTour
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Parks and Rec Season Finale tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Watch it. #SorryTooTiredtoCleverUpThisPlug
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Also, only because always ask - none of the material on my Buried Alive tour is from the Dangerously Delicious special I put out online.
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CINCINNATI: presale 10AM tomorrow for 6/9 show. Tix: http://t.co/QlBm3r3B. PW: drumline. General onsale 5/11 at 10AM: http://t.co/uTODiAdv
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CHARLOTTE: presale NOW for 6/7 show. Tix: http://t.co/ISa6SUvA. PW: drumline. General onsale 5/11 at 10AM. Tix: http://t.co/qLc8tRQ8
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Thanks for Tokyo trip @GQMagazine . Just had lunch w/@davidchang & @lcdsoundsystem . We're thinking Spain next? Thoughts? http://t.co/4dXDYWIf
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Why has no one made a Game of Thrones YouTube video dubbing in Chris Finch dialogue??? Internet come on!!!
