azizansari Eastbound & Down is back tonight at 10! Watch it! #DidntGetPaidtoTweetThatButHBOCanIGetGameofThronesDVDsorMaybeOrAKhalDragoThingforChelsea

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari "I'M NOT WHITE I LOOK CLOSER TO A MEXICAN PERSON!" - just shouted at @twittels in our "writers meeting"

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari What if the writer of the ESPN story was ALSO Asian & a rising star? New headline: "Chink in the Armor of 'Chink in the Armor' Writer."

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari I hope when that ESPN writer apologizes, the article isn't titled "Lin Headline was Ching Chong Bing Wrong." That would be bad.

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Trying to think of a more racist sounding Lin headline than "Chink in the Armor"... Can't. Kinda cool they used THE most racist one.

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Getting weirdly psyched for the "Chink in the Armor" ESPN headline apology tour!

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari A NEW Parks and Rec tonight has @louisck AND Tom romancing Ann Perkins. Watch it at 830/730c. It's funny.

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Anybody had this new Kraft Homestyle Mac and Cheese? Let's just say I'm intrigued...

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari New Paul Rudd! (Funk Flex voice) “RT @JuddApatow : Paul Rudd Talks Dirty http://t.co/z6gzh5Yi”

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azizansari Harris. Has. Spoken. Linsanity has reached its apex. “@HarrisRules13 : Jeremy Lin is the man.”

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari New York. I miss you. http://t.co/9Gq1Zlm3

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Did anyone else wake up this Valentine's Day & send a mass text to find standup spots? #StandupisMyOnlyTrueLove

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azizansari RT @nytimes Stream Sleigh Bells’ New Album, ‘Reign of Terror’ http://t.co/deYfgM3A

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Dude on this flight to Chicago is so allergic to peanuts, they announced people in a 4 row radius not allowed to fuck wit peanuts.

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azizansari Boom. “RT @TheRock : @azizansari @jlin7 Hell yeah Aziz. I need new meat to hunt down. We all fight to the death to end the movie. #WhoLives?”

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Hey @theRock , can me, Jeremy Lin (@jlin7 ) & the "Rack City" dude play a new race crew in Fast 6?

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Jeremy Lin (@jlin7 ). Wow. The last time a new player has killed it this hard was Calvin Cambridge in Like Mike.

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Just heard back from my agent did NOT get the part of "Little Boy That Sings the Star Spangled Banner" in The Dark Knight Rises.

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Doesn't the winter coat Bane wears in the Dark Knight Rises look pretty cozy? #CozyNotaGoodVibeforaSuperVillainDough

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari Wonder if the Patriots lack of focus has anything to do with Hitch being on TBS.

by Aziz Ansari, Actor

azizansari I'm about tackle some cookies. http://t.co/ZBhJPu1I