Jason Biggs
The Jewiest looking non-Jew.
Actor
http://twitter.com/biggsjason
127164 followers
2804 tweets
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“@jennyandteets : Fifty Shades of Grey: a book report by, Jenny Mollen http://t.co/QIFx1yq4 please spread the word and RT!! Thank u...”
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Hard to know what their feeling on drinking is when you land at Cancun airport. Maybe it'll be more clear at the hotel. http://t.co/1XA4gnPV
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“@TheInfamousPJ : Just got to pet a baby wolf” I pet my baby wolf twice already today!
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John Travolta's accusers* are all dropping their lawsuits**. (*gay friends) (**pants in front of him)
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Judging by this traffic, it's probably an 8 "Somebody That I Used To Know"s drive home.
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Sorry if I offended any texters with my last tweet.
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Happy we're clamping down on texting while driving, but when is being Asian while driving going to become illegal?
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Thank you, every 7-11 door in LA, for teaching me how to say push and pull in Spanish.
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Haven't read the papers yet. What's Obama's stance on gay marriage this morning?
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"HOLY SHIT GOOD MORNING FUCK YEAH LET'S DO THIS PEOLE!!!" - my morning wood, 5 minutes ago.
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“@TyLabine : How can a hand soap be 'energizing'?” You need to mix it in an enema and stick it up your ass. Duh.
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“@chrisbharrison : As you just saw there's a lot more to Emily than meets the eye #Bachelorette” Her tits?
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From the looks of the preview, this season of #TheBachelorette looks like it'll have more gay men crying than a Cher concert.
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Emily seems smart. #TheBachelorette
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Hey all! Thanks so much for all the birthday love yesterday! I had a great day. Now I will spend my Sunday searching for my motor skills.
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Sidney fucking Poitier just walked into the flower shop I'm in. Awesome.
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Jesus, Obama. What's next? You gonna support gays being allowed to drink at straight water fountains?
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“@NikkiGlaser : I hope Mad Men lasts long enough that we get to see Don's fifth wife introduce him to DMB.” @SLessard
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Goddammit. Just did the accidental hand dip in the poopy water while I was wiping. I guess this time I'll have to wash with actual soap.
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Im 99% positive I did NOT eat burnt rubber last night, but this poop is telling a different story.
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“@KimKardashian : Tough night tonight on DWTS....My votes are going to @MarkBallas & Kat & @mariamenounos & Derek!” I could give a fuck.
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“@_YouAdore_Nae : Who are you??oh what, I know you is, irrelevant!!!! @biggsjason ” Oh snap. You is right.
