I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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bobsaget Win tix to my KA City, Hammond & Tahoe shows this wknd. Best pix of u & ur G-Ma could win! Send ‘em & I’ll post em. #SeeSaget@gmail .com

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bobsaget My 87 year old mom just told me she had a lovely night at home enjoying a movie where nice mutants helped people.

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bobsaget Honored Sir. “@Tom_Bergeron : TOM on AFV, BOB (@bobsaget , that is) and what video still makes me LOL http://t.co/ggJt4clD”

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bobsaget And that's right, this Sunday, the 27th I'll be in Lake Tahoe, doin' it at MontBleu Resort Casino in Stateline, NV TIX: http://t.co/zuTjjasq

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bobsaget Highly charged for this Saturday, the 26th to be back at The Venue at Horseshoe Casino, Hammond, near Chicago. Tickets: http://t.co/M4mpvk38

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bobsaget Stoked for my show in Kansas City this Friday the 25th at the VooDoo Lounge at Harrah's Casino. No live chickens. TIX: http://t.co/KRZeR4o3

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bobsaget Can't deal with negativity anymore. From now on, will only eat a 'happy' tomato. http://t.co/lGveVXIV

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bobsaget Thanks dear Kimmy. “@andreabarber : @bobsaget Happy Birthday, Mr. T! : )”

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bobsaget Thanks again, DeeJ. “@candacecbure : Happy Birthday @bobsaget ! Sending lots of love”

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bobsaget Right back at you! Thanks Deeg. “@candacecbure : Happy Birthday @bobsaget ! Sending lots of love”

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bobsaget U raise me up. @JohnStamos : happy bday to my lover, friend, mother, queen of my fan club, sister, confidant, bon vivant & idiot savant - Bob

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bobsaget Listening to overly loud guy on his cell before takeoff: "...We'll circle back to close everybody's deal, but it doesn't look good." #ohoh

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bobsaget Was at Columbia University's graduation. The parents are well read. http://t.co/Ezh7LcX1

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bobsaget 50 shades of thanx @katvanbeek : Watched u on The View last Fri. They should have u on more often it was hilarious watching u with E.L. James

by Bob Saget, Comedian

bobsaget In lieu of Mother's Day flowers, my 87 year old mom requested a supermarket gift certificate. And this is the story of how I fed my mother.

by Bob Saget, Comedian

bobsaget Thanks man, enjoyed all my shows this weekend in West Palm Beach. “@EmperorJAK : "...the show was hilarious, come back to WPB soon.”

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bobsaget My Uncle Jonah in Florida showing me he's still got the touch. http://t.co/U5jguHQp

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bobsaget Met this Gent last night who showed me his ID to prove we have the same last name. http://t.co/dk2SFx9Y

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bobsaget I am anxiously awaiting my shows tonight at the West Palm Beach Improv. For tickets to c me @PBImprov hit this thing: http://t.co/BCXyFN0k

by Bob Saget, Comedian

bobsaget I co-host this morning on The View. E.L. James talks of her book "50 Shades of Grey." I couldn't put it down. Cause my hand was stuck to it.

by Bob Saget, Comedian

bobsaget Tomorrow co-hosting on The View with The Ladies & guests Eva Longoria, Giada De Laurentiis and 50 Shades of Grey author E.L. James #estrogen

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bobsaget Inspiring. http://t.co/6MO6m5V4

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bobsaget My brother @JohnStamos with The Beach Boys at Beacon Theatre tonite. Especially liked the guy's ears in front of me. http://t.co/1NXMFjyn

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bobsaget Just bought my girlfriend this new necklace. http://t.co/WqbcevVT

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bobsaget Just spoke to the great @DonRickles to wish him a happy 86th birthday. He said "Thanks for the cake." Now I know what to get him next year.

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