I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.
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bobsaget Loved my standup in Brea this weekend. And if I offended any of you, thanks for listening so intently.

by Bob Saget, Comedian

bobsaget It wasn't me. “@BulimiaBarbie : Alright, which one of you assholes gave me this cold?”

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bobsaget Setting every DVR. “@JohnStamos : i really like this promo for my movie SECRETS OF EDEN - let me know what you think. http://t.co/wgzap9MI”

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bobsaget It only takes me four hours now to unwind from one hour of standup. #babysteps

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bobsaget Looking forward to seeing my shadow tonight thru Saturday at the Improv in Brea. http://t.co/rNdGHOEt

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bobsaget Thanks to my audiences in Vegas at the Orleans this weekend. I'm very proud to have an audience whose age range goes from 18 to 80.

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bobsaget Thanks to my audiences in Vegas at the Orleans this weekend. I'm very proud to have an audience who's age range goes from 18 to 80.

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bobsaget Pumped to hit it again tonite at The Orleans Vegas. Gonna be so much fun when I lock the audience in over night. Tix: http://t.co/3WXfvWhi

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bobsaget George go to the Orleans for my show tonight- Free dip backstage! @MrGeorgeWallace : He puts the F in 'Full House'. Give it up for @bobsaget

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bobsaget Uh, yeah I was there. @JohnStamos : got up to use restroom in night- misjudged wall. banged nose & something else into wall. anyone relate?

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bobsaget Will be fun shows in Vegas tomorrow, Fri. & then Saturday night at The Orleans. Psyched about my 'Vegas outfits.' Tix: http://t.co/8fKAx5OX

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bobsaget In my haircutter's chair again and this is next to me. If he picks it up I'm outta here. http://t.co/1qUFwvVH

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bobsaget Excited to be doing my show again at the Orleans in Las Vegas this Fri & Sat, Jan 27 & 28. Bring your good fake IDs. http://t.co/8fKAx5OX

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bobsaget Had fun at The Port Theatre last night in Nanaimo. Thanks to all, especially the two girls in the fourth row. http://t.co/BpUIOoNc

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bobsaget Nanaimo, BC is so pretty. Who knew? I guess people in Nanaimo. http://t.co/yYqCWxbq

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bobsaget Thanks to all of you kind people in Vancouver last night. One of my hungover hecklers saw me off at the airport just n… http://t.co/8hC2gj0S

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bobsaget On Camplovewave's public radio show tom, Sat morning from Santa Fe ~ KSFR.org ~10am Pacific/12c/1pmEast Live streaming: http://t.co/nOf9NtwM

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bobsaget On 'The Life and Times of Tim' tonite. Today's TV listing: "Tonight on @HBO at 9pm @BobSaget guests / emits constant stream of horny words."

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bobsaget Definitely at River Rock in Vancouver tomorrow. And thanks, loved Kelowna last night~ Photo of loud audience member... http://t.co/S0FH8cXa

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bobsaget So sorry to Seattle I couldn't get there today due to your snow storm. Rescheduled for Sun, March 4. All tix honored: http://t.co/dqsFwg42

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bobsaget Happy Birthday Jodie! "@JodieTweetin : Excited for some family birthday fun today!!”

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bobsaget Will you be planning to raise your cover? “@margaretcho : @realjeffreyross @bobsaget you guys should play my vagina - it's bigger”

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bobsaget Jeff, really, you're playing Vagina? @realjeffreyross : Up early doin press for my tour. Portland, Seattle, San Diego, Minneapolis & Vagina.

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