hodgman
Your creepy sandy Kenyon photo for 5/22/12 http://t.co/XvJzcEaV
pattonoswalt
Is there a better song to make sun tea to than America's "Ventura Highway"? Well, I haven't found it. #gentleTweets
rustyrockets
“@starleigh2000 : @rustyrockets Are you letting people into the Rock of Ages premiere like you did with Arthur? Can I go?” YES
rustyrockets
“@may_may : @rustyrockets you promised shindig last time and did not deliver.” shindigs can be a challenge. This time I will succeed
rustyrockets
“@JJazmineMoz : won't you help us to get #HappyBirthdayMorrissey trending?” I'm not sure he'll appreciate it but here you go
danecook
Why is this the most incredible bball shot I've ever made? Because I got it in the basket behind me. I'm that good. http://t.co/pGj1A3F8
MrHoratioSanz
RT @MintMilana <3's @World_Wildlife : #Tigers worth more dead than alive?! Watch @CNBC 's (cont) http://t.co/U0e8eD1o
rustyrockets
Thursday and Friday shows that will start on time and have a fruity little shindig after. http://t.co/G15OumM0
alyankovic
... MUCH!!! http://t.co/ExgKypvb
MrHoratioSanz
This guy needs to fuck a man, already. Get that hate out. #Charles L. Worley
MrHoratioSanz
Charles L. Worley, North Carolina Pastor: Put Gays And Lesbians In Electrified Pen To Kill Them Off http://t.co/gMjCtOG0 via @HuffPostGay
nickkroll
Dear Canada, Happy Victoria Day! Love, #KrollShow http://t.co/xrctgLGS
normmacdonald
She was Aunt Bea and he didn't pay you for sex and then tried to kill you but you ran away just in time, Frances Bavier and Norman Fell.
normmacdonald
He was Eddie's dad and this was some stuff in my pocket. Please welcome Bill Bixby, a crumpled up dollar bill, and a lint-covered lozenge.
nickkroll
Dear Canada, Happy Victoria Day! Love, #KrollShow http://t.co/b0x5nmBG
SethGreen
Want to be a part of something special? http://t.co/q0jMFSVq Celebrate the best theatre in LA #NewBeverly
pattonoswalt
.@JimGaffigan : ...great job hosting the Webbys. // If we'd shook hands 1 second longer we'd have caused a pasty singularity.
normmacdonald
He makes his return this ear as JR Ewing and she is a ghost. Oh my goodness, run, run,run. Run like the wind. There's a ghost in here.
normmacdonald
She is tv's most bewitching actress and he is my brother. Ladies and Gentlemen, Elizabeth Montgomery and Phil Announcer.
normmacdonald
You know her as Granny Moses and you know him as the one who haunts your every dream. Ladies and Gentlemen, Irene Ryan and Wolfman.
normmacdonald
You know her from The Golden Girls and you don't know him at all. Ladies and Gentlemen, Rue Mclanahan and a nameless drifter.
jimgaffigan
.@Lin_Manuel Your first name is cooler than I've ever been.
