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georgelopez
On. "LOPEZ TONIGHT" .. LO and KO ... They were BADASS on the show .. Love them !! http://tweetphoto.com/13949938
conanobrien
OMG! My pal Sarah got bumped from Larry King for something called "Breaking News". Has the whole world gone insane?!
SarahKSilverman
JUST A SUGGESTION: BOYCOTT MARRIAGE UNTIL IT'S LEGAL 4 EVERYONE.IF U MARRY IN THIS CLIMATE U ARE AGAINST EQUAL RIGHTS.
Joan_Rivers
How'd You Get $o Rich is coming back to TVLAND! May 5th at 10pm. In the meantime, become a fan on Facebook http://tinyurl.com/yfn9ug5
georgelopez
and no "late night snack" with GLO ?RT @ddlovato : Everyday I eat lunch with @ricksanchezcnn and he doesn't even know it. Creepy much?
StephenAtHome
Sometimes I wonder, "what would Jesus tweet?" But you can't say much with 140 characters of Aramaic
steveagee
some baseball player named Nomaahhhh did something and some guy named Steve doesn't care.
kevin_nealon
Recording an episode of Glenn Martin DDS right now with the lovely Kristen Bell. Glenn Martin DDS airs Monday nights on Nick at Night.
alyankovic
Had a very serious discussion with the wife last night re: Fergie’s distinction between humps and lumps.
hodgman
RT @aliteralgirl "discussing the possibility of an irish dance/martial arts crossover." // I want to see this!
steveagee
Heartburn/indigestion is the new caffeine. Wide fuckin' awake.
steveagee
can you put pizza on your Amazon wish list?
StephenAtHome
can't believe annie leonard thinks americans have too much stuff. someone should buy her a ronco stuff organizer
StephenAtHome
americans eat corn all day and drink beer all night. sharks should consider us their kobe beef
StephenAtHome
who needs health insurance? airport security provides FREE full body scans. not even a co-pay!
StephenAtHome
republicans should refer to health care as "needlethon 2010" and start calling hospitals "forced medicine camps"
hodgman
We need 500 only to break 80k for wfmu.org. Call 1-800-989-9368
rustyrockets
What is a Laker anyway? A sub aquatic Quaker? It doesn't make sense. And they pick the ball up in their hands. God I miss West Ham.
hodgman
RT @tommchenry "That Tom was me! Oh, I'm blushing like a schoolboy. A schoolboy with an interest in nonprofit independent radio."
hodgman
I just talked to Tom and Mr Bryan and @paulandstorm . Maybe you next? I'm taking calls at random. 1-800-989-9368
rustyrockets
I've just heard the Lakers are all millionaires! How! I put my balls in a basket ONCE and I was thrown out of the maternity ward.
