Conan O'Brien
The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/conanobrien
http://teamcoco.com
4916315 followers
762 tweets
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Make sure to watch for my commercial during the #SuperBowl. You'll only see it if you’re watching a “Sex and the City” re-run on E!.
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Turns out “Bingo Bango Bongo!” is not a good thing to yell out during sex.
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Had to see a men’s doctor today. Why? Let’s just say "Newt is no longer surging in the polls."
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I like the name "Groundhog Day" much better than the original "Pull Out The Dirt Rat Time."
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Tonight on #Conan, Apple chose my show to introduce their revolutionary new product - http://t.co/cJKAWfmr
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.@MittRomney won the Florida primary. Amazing how much better he runs when he's left in the charger for the full 8 hours.
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Tonight's #CONAN incorporates two movies that make me sob uncontrollably: "The Lion King" and "The Wicker Man."
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Always happy to see my signed headshot up at a local business. Thanks, Burbank 24-Hour Pawn 'N Firearm.
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Being a celebrity means I can get any restaurant reservation when George Clooney cancels at the last minute.
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Just got some weird looks at the health club when I unrolled my Ke$ha yoga mat.
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Project Runway star Tim Gunn said that he hasn’t had sex in 29 years. I had no idea he was married.
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Patriots by 7. This is my pick for the Superbowl. And for any future U.S. revolutionary wars.
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Time for a little spring cleaning. Does Seal Team 6 do gutters?
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According to a new study, talking after having sex is just as important as sex. I’m just glad listening isn’t important.
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There’s a "Great Gatsby" film coming out in 3-D. They say it’s like Fitzgerald’s depiction of a generation's angst is coming right at you.
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My adoring fans. http://t.co/g1whZi31
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If you love the gutsy Tom Brady & the high drama of today's AFC matchup, you'll love the DVD rerelease of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
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South Carolina voters just found out Newt has been seeing North Carolina voters on the side.
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#FF the always hilarious @ConanOBrien . Wow, I think I’m really getting the hang of this #FF thing.
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I’m getting so many spam e-mails for the Genie Bra, I’m starting to wonder if maybe I should do something to perk up “my girls.”
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Ah, the majestic LA River winds through the WB Lot. Like something out of Mark Twain, if he worked for “2 Broke Girls.” http://t.co/W5bCgPhw
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This morning, I threw my dog a stick and he came back with a sitcom development deal.
