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Dane Cook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/danecook
http://bit.ly/DCFACE

2718982 followers

2971 tweets

danecook #PATS #PATS #PATS
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Weirdst halftime show. Madonna had blond chest hair and CeeLo was wearing the entire night sky.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook 10-9 #PATRIOTS ------ whoooo hooooo now Madonna can perform while I go eat mac & cheese.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook It's a serious event when you buy balloons. #GOPATRIOTS http://t.co/LNqVUKrH
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook #SuperBowl Sunday -- Both teams strong but you can't out coach Bill Belichick. #Patriots #Pats #Patriots Pats MAKE SOME NOISE!
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Beautiful SuperBowl Sunday here in Los Angeles. Celebrating with my follow New Englanders. LET'S GO #PATRIOTS !!!!
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook One of my fav quotes: Night all!!! "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook And let's not forget @Lisalla1 Eyebrow Tip: Never underestimate the power of beautiful eyebrows, as they can greatly enhance your face.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Ouch @Lisalla1 blocked the shit outta me. Guess that's todays version of no dessert just the check? Sing her the shananana song please
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook It's Saturday night. Don't forget to wash your ass.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook “Any guy who thinks he can read the mind of a woman is a guy who knows nothin’!” -Robert Evans, producer
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook I'm performing at the Laugh Factory Hollywood California again tonight. 10 O'clock show time. Theme is sexy Star Wars characters.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Is Twitter acting weird for anyone today?
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Dating shouldn't feel like the movie Black Hawk Down.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook “@LISALLA1 : Los Angeles- what to do on a #Friday night in LA?!?” - haha
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Daily Life Tip: Want healthy caring relationships? Don't sleep w/ escaped convicts, politicians or people w/ a tat that says vessel of pain.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook I'm performing - Laugh Factory - Hollywood - 10 o'clock show tonight. Theme is sexy 80s attire.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Its Friday night. Do you know where your morals are?
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook If I was trapped about to be gang attacked & you offered me a broken fish spatula & a wet magazine or Bradley Cooper. I'd have to think.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook Don't wanna brag but I know very powerful people. I just watched a pre-screening of the SuperBowl on Air Force One with Tupac.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook This is one of the worst things I've ever viewed but I can't stop singing it. I hate that this exists. DON'T WATCH: http://t.co/godlqdEi
by Dane Cook, Comedian
danecook I listen to the voice in your head.
by Dane Cook, Comedian
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