Celebrities on Twitter

Dane Cook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/danecook
http://bit.ly/DCFACE

danecook #PATS #PATS #PATS
danecook Weirdst halftime show. Madonna had blond chest hair and CeeLo was wearing the entire night sky.
danecook 10-9 #PATRIOTS ------ whoooo hooooo now Madonna can perform while I go eat mac & cheese.
danecook It's a serious event when you buy balloons. #GOPATRIOTS http://t.co/LNqVUKrH
danecook #SuperBowl Sunday -- Both teams strong but you can't out coach Bill Belichick. #Patriots #Pats #Patriots Pats MAKE SOME NOISE!
danecook Beautiful SuperBowl Sunday here in Los Angeles. Celebrating with my follow New Englanders. LET'S GO #PATRIOTS !!!!
danecook One of my fav quotes: Night all!!! "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."
danecook I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS
danecook And let's not forget @Lisalla1 Eyebrow Tip: Never underestimate the power of beautiful eyebrows, as they can greatly enhance your face.
danecook I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS
danecook Ouch @Lisalla1 blocked the shit outta me. Guess that's todays version of no dessert just the check? Sing her the shananana song please
danecook It's Saturday night. Don't forget to wash your ass.
danecook “Any guy who thinks he can read the mind of a woman is a guy who knows nothin’!” -Robert Evans, producer
danecook I'm performing at the Laugh Factory Hollywood California again tonight. 10 O'clock show time. Theme is sexy Star Wars characters.
danecook Is Twitter acting weird for anyone today?
danecook Dating shouldn't feel like the movie Black Hawk Down.
danecook “@LISALLA1 : Los Angeles- what to do on a #Friday night in LA?!?” - haha
danecook Daily Life Tip: Want healthy caring relationships? Don't sleep w/ escaped convicts, politicians or people w/ a tat that says vessel of pain.
danecook I'm performing - Laugh Factory - Hollywood - 10 o'clock show tonight. Theme is sexy 80s attire.
danecook Its Friday night. Do you know where your morals are?
danecook If I was trapped about to be gang attacked & you offered me a broken fish spatula & a wet magazine or Bradley Cooper. I'd have to think.
danecook Don't wanna brag but I know very powerful people. I just watched a pre-screening of the SuperBowl on Air Force One with Tupac.
danecook This is one of the worst things I've ever viewed but I can't stop singing it. I hate that this exists. DON'T WATCH: http://t.co/godlqdEi
danecook I listen to the voice in your head.