David Spade
Rules of Engagement, Monday's at 9:30 on CBS
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ps rules of engagement did great last night. thanks to all who are watching! its working..
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todd glass is on tosh 2.0 tonight. check out his shenannigans
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new rules of engagement tonight. watch or tivo if you can, or you can watch dumb bachelor fake wedding . zzzzzz x15
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maybe at oscars they should spend less time on song and dance so tom hanks doesnt have to jog out and scream hurt locker in 9 seconds at end
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oscars are on .. i just blow dry my hair and sit in my living room. in case someone doesnt show and they want me to run down and cover
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heading to independent spirit awards. i give out best foreign film. its a real nail biter..
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doing a Q and A for rules of engagement with cast at apple store on third street. this eve 6 pm . guaranteed to be riveting
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glad so many peeps watches rules of engagement last night. 12 more to go every monday . keep up the feedback thx
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i got 400, 000 tweekers! sweet. now we can attack russia!
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also on ellen tomorro she pulls the old dipsy doodle on me toward the end.. youd think id learn
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happy bday @keshasuxx .. do the clockwrok orange eye make up for old times sake
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fyi.. carpet brothers on hbo late april. part of funny or die check out. me tim meadows, will ferrell etc pretty funny
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in las vegas. shows next 3 nights at venetian. nascar weekend here too. joe dirts fav .. DANG ITS A HEMI !! BAWLLS TO THE WALL!!
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http://twitpic.com/154k37 - this lemon looks like something else
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heading to ellen it airs monday kimmel is tonight
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doing ellen and jim kim tomorro gotta get my snooze on
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tiger is a buddist. more like bootyist if you ask me. lol x infinity
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went to shutter isl. with chris rock. pretty good but i have no idea what the f happened. we both walked out a tiny bit dumber
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interview in new york times today. i sound somewhat like a buffoon. whats new
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i think cell phones should come with a breathalizer attachment. especially after 10 pm. theres some stupid regrettable calls going down..
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http://twitpic.com/13yo4h - Look at this kick ass seal partying by my house. What a baller. There were tiny corona bottles all around it.
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http://twitpic.com/13ynuc - Look at this kick ass seal partying by my house. What a baller. There were tiny corona bottles all around it. Sc
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ps that wasnt one of my jokes from tonight so spare me the comments. i know how you twitter people think!
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i got a few valentines candy hearts from girls . my favorites were PAY RENT . and BE MINE CO- SIGN. so romantic.
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did a quick set at the improv tonight. a few jokes klanked. whats new
