David Spade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Actor
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1413014 followers
1328 tweets
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Hey rules of engagement got another 13 eps next season. Thx to everyone watching. http://t.co/77kXCpKV
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First day of grown ups. Me and @NickSwardson . He plays robs brother. And dices. And kd langs,, http://t.co/nreuQy4v
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Sean Penn giving me a dumb tattoo on @nbcsnl . Apparently back when sleeveless flannel shirts were 'cool.' http://t.co/ecKkkfKS
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I saw the dictator tonight http://t.co/LDCg0WpS
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grandmas boy was on today. i missed my scene as guy blow. movie makes me laugh. esp robot shit
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Tuesday trading tip: http://t.co/uL9jJxEK
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Doesn't Angry Birds' Oinker look a little like Taggart when he gets bruised up? Possibly Barkley too. #impossiblystoned http://t.co/UlVLHIuL
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at airport. just saw a guy that might be the underpants bomber. Either that or he's got a huge dick
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Join me at @WishIllinois #WishBall in Chicago on 5/12 and help kids w/ life-threatening illnesses. Tix & details at http://t.co/raEPCEEs.
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happy birthday to @nickywhelanx !! have a great night!
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I dont know if this travolta stuff is true but it goes back to what my grandma always told me, 'wheres there's smoke there's handjobs'
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Hey mechanic , any way to fix my car for under the 2 grand estimate? Cool. 1500 http://t.co/plvLK9EW
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Kettle bell workout is tough on shoulders. I recommend start w iphone, then work up to tv remote, then can of diet dr pepper. Play it smart
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I mixed that joke up. id like to thank all the joke police that knew what i meant but had to write me up anyway. #casedismissed
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i like new Spam ad where they try to make it hip and cool to eat fake ham. it must hurt business when your named after shitty emails
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Tough show to the green. Is a gila monster dry humping your ball a penalty? #tweetforgolfers. #otherszzzzz http://t.co/8ghTNdzX
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Bad advice makes me laugh. When people are seriously giving me bad advice i always think its funny
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Pretty good.. http://t.co/OACnVWZQ
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May the fourth be with you.. - yoda. ( and everyone on twitter)
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My tivo broke. So for the first time in years i have to sit thru commercials. My god ! is this what people do?its fucking brutal
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I got to party with blues legend jonny pits #bymennen http://t.co/28N7egqj
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im 1 for 2! @RPhillippi
Jess simpson finally gave birth to healthy 900 pound baby girl. #congrats!” You suck as an actor, but this is good
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Oops. Correction. 90 pound. Sorry!
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Jessica simpson finally gave birth to healthy 900 pound baby girl. #congrats!
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My vegas trip turned out to be a bummer. http://t.co/HuCjtobr
