David Spade
Rules of Engagement, Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS
Actor
http://twitter.com/davidspade
http://www.myspace.com/davidspade
1301952 followers
1171 tweets
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Will ferrel on tightrope is best part. #ballcruncher
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I hope theres no wardrobe malfunction. #greypubesareabummer
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Battle ship or transformers 4? #verysim
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"I like the commercials better than the game!" - someone at every superbowl party
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Is that kelly clarkson? Where have i been?
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me and this guys are always together in sentences. heres just another example.. http://t.co/EAGViPrb
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This means dirt. #joedirtsequel. #samepicdiffjoke http://t.co/pVoaW1gy
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This means bore. http://t.co/QTcsZqOI
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oops again @courteneycox . my god, have some coffee spade
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oops. i spelled wrong. try again
, @couteneycox . classic f up
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hey , help welcome americas sweetheart @courtneycox . shes new,,and scared,,
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i'm babysitting my 5 year old niece. I bet she falls for this old trick http://t.co/u6RpJphM
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rude. RT @NickSwardson
Found this picture of @DavidSpade going to the Emmy's. http://t.co/39hEUiFT
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love it RT @advicefrommeg
I wonder how many other girls think that 'Sweet Home Alabama' is the song they share with @DavidSpade . #turnitup
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Its about the time the caught curly. He was the stooge i never trusted http://t.co/ptXoRMzu
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My mom made me a pillow. So sweet http://t.co/NsuJAkIP
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go ahead RT @williamsmike869
@DavidSpade you are awful. You make me want to rip my eyes out and stab myself in the ears with sharp pencils.
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Benicio del Toro looks like shit lately. But what a talent http://t.co/FXbJtRPa
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my brother andy won a short film award at sundance! before i did. so proud! ( cut to me smashing up my apartment) http://t.co/8jji4sc5
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i miss skating RT @Mike McGill
@DavidSpade Yo Spade,at Sundance right now with Stacy P and crew for new Bones Brigade Doc,cheers buddy
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At club. Bottles on ice: gettin slizzard.. I think DJ J Crew was spinning. Or DJ PA. Not sure. #getamousehead http://t.co/k4N253qV
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my buddy @nickswardson from benchwarmers just joined twitter. way to be on top of things dipshit. FF him if u love general dumbness.
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Tell them not to put our dessert in a lightbulb next time. #choke. #die http://t.co/jxfGxq1e
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Want some pot? http://t.co/poyVag21
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Oh my god . I caught these 2 christmas trees kidnapping another one. In broad daylight! http://t.co/vy5qGPAw
