Dax Shepard
Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.
Actor
http://twitter.com/daxshepard1
http://www.brothersjusticemovie.com
219815 followers
2114 tweets
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Dear Parking Meter Authority, scrap the "Cash-Key" technology. Its horseshit. Cut your loses HD-DVD-style.
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Watch the trailer for Hit And Run! It just debuted. @IMKristenBell , Me and sweet cars: http://t.co/xZKba74i
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Dear New York Lodging Accommodations, $20 for coffee? I didn't order a share of Starbucks' stock, correct? Just a coffee.
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I can't relate to people in their 20's with pets. I was way too selfish for that business. Dogs weren't allowed in bars back then.
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Parenthood has been picked up for another season!!! Thank you NBC!!
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North Carolina, this ugly amendment has no place in your Beautiful state. It's incongruous. Fix it young people.
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Who knows a Mariachi band in LA that can play for one hour between 430-530? Wedding emergency for friend.
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Quitting nicotine lozenges after 6 years on them. I don't remember cigarettes being this hard to quit.
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I think NBC is going to wait until the wrap party of season four to tell us we've been picked up.
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@SarahKSilverman in 2000 we thought the matrix would hijack us. Little did we know we would RUN towards it with open arms.
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@TomArnold hahahaha.
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If Warren was being guided by god, god clearly doesn't value a good hair cut.
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Watching Warren Jeffs bio. What a winner. A real top-notch individual.
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@Andy_Richter @sarahksilverman that definitely has me less pumped about the 8 you gave me.
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Nothing quite as soothing as roto-rooter water jetting the sewer main at 1:39am #humblebrag
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“@TomArnold : Take away the 10% on the Far Left and 10% on the Far Right and this is a kick ass country:)” amen
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Idol was criminal tonight. almost identical to the Pia fiasco of 2011. We live in a unjust world.
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Welcome to twitter Scotty!!!! @ScottIcenogle @reynalarson @KChenoweth @IMKristenBell @DianaMartinez1 @theseanhayes
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Real recognize real, and you lookin' familiar. Happy Easter JayZ
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@TomArnold @dontbefnserious what a weird stereotype. Jews don't have a hell. That means less fear and more party.
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I copied @IMKristenBell and did Sesame Street yesterday. It was so fun. Elmo and Abby are super good hangs.
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On my way to see Hunger Games solo. Yeah, I'm the real deal.
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Just did first bit of press with @IMKristenBell for @Hitandrunmovie . Sooooo excited. Can't wait for people to see it.
