Dax Shepard
Comedic actor who is light on both comedy and acting.
Actor
http://twitter.com/daxshepard1
http://www.brothersjusticemovie.com
183783 followers
1959 tweets
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No matter who you favor in the debates tonight, we can all agree it's a real optimistic bunch.
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Considering hibernating until new season of Downton Abbey premiers.
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Two episodes of Parenthood left this season! This is for real! Don't sleep on it!
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@Andy_Richter if it means anything, you won big last night with the Golden Girls/WWF tivo revelation. I've thought about it 10X today.
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I wish that in addition to the "favorite" button on twitter there was a "Yikes" button.
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@TomArnold I would kill to have outrun renamed @TylerPerry 's Outrun. He could even call it Madea's Outrun. Anything. Please!
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I think twitter activates the same sector of my brain that slots activate in grammy and grampys' brains.
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Counting down the minutes until #unsupervisedfx is on. "Check it out! He's hard as hell!"
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The #Frontline narrator is so good I could swear he's speaking directly to me. If he said "Dax" during the broadcast I wouldn't be shocked
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Parenthood! 25 mins! (In some markets)
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There's enough dudes in here to start up a softball league. http://t.co/i6B4dPxS
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I imagine this is what 4 women in a muffler shop would look like. Confused- hoping they pick right. http://t.co/bHu5M5tq
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@jimmykimmel interesting that a man with an aging muskrat on his head would make hair jokes.
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@IMKristenBell @alegriasmuse exactly, Bingo. Now that's a great game that's never changed and remains a favorite among us seniors.
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I'm starring in a spin-off next season set at a reindeer farm called Parenthoof. or Parenthooves. they haven't decided yet.
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I feel like a grandparent looking at this new twitter format. I can't make heads or tails of shit on here.
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@IMKristenBell what a good boy!!! If only rawhide was vegan.
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Santorum won and Prop 8 was ruled unconstitional (yay!), I guess today was a push for gay rights.
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Btw, Peter K (Adam Braverman) directed tonight's episode.
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IT'S Happening! All new Parenttrap tonight. Don't jump off a bridge!
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39 hours to the triumphant return of Parentness. I will be under silver chains in the basement until then.
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I feel like I'm getting the "regional feed" of commercials. Waiting for a Diamond Exchange in Tustin spot.
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Every other commercial in Detroit is for a personal injury attorney. Sociologists, please explain this to me.
