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ThatKevinSmith These guys can simply run out of bounds and the play just stops?!? Ain't no out of bounds in Hockey: it's all boards, corners and paybacks.
by Kevin Smith, Director
ThatKevinSmith MetLife Saturday morning jam-session took me back to my childhood. Grape Ape and Mr. Peabody also apparently broke, hence whoring insurance.
by Kevin Smith, Director
paulfeig Is an ad in which we're encouraged to marry bacon and then a priest says "You may now eat the bride" the Seventh Sign? #imscared
by Paul Feig, Director
ThatKevinSmith Haven't paid attention to football since grade school Nerf games. Do they still count 5 Mississippi before they rush the Quarterback? #Nerd
by Kevin Smith, Director
ThatKevinSmith Watching the Super Bowl hoping to see a DARK KNIGHT spot. No Bane yet, but Christ - had no idea so many famous people were so low on cash...
by Kevin Smith, Director
paulfeig Only during the Puppy Bowl can you use the phrase "doggie double team" and not get arrested.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Anyone else feeling post-Madonna depression? I'm going back to the Puppy Bowl to cheer up.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Was Madonna supposed to drop through the stage or should we all be concerned?
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig I smell a wardrobe malfunction coming.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Anyone else's groin hurt after watching that guy knock his balls endlessly on the tightrope?
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig What's great about having Madonna do the halftime show is there's not a football fan who isn't a fan of Madonna and her music.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Okay, Mr. Quiggly just made me laugh on that shoe commercial. But the head coming out of the guy's back after it will give me nightmares.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig “@SallyCobain : @paulfeig did u think Aberdeen was robbed of MVP? #puppybowl” Yeah, Fumble was good but Aberdeen was Hall of Fame worthy.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig My favorite thing about a Super Bowl party is the profound disappointment in the room when a commercial isn't trying to be funny.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Okay, time to take stock of how many people unfollowed me during my Puppy Bowl play by play. Sorry, non-PB fans. I'm helpless when it's on.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Kudos to the Puppy Bowl ref. You did a great job. Seriously. I cannot express properly how much I love the Puppy Bowl. Thanks @AnimalPlanet !
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig I'm installing cameras in the bottoms of all my martini glasses so that I can look as cute drinking as the dogs in the Puppy Bowl Bowl-Cam.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig I have to admit, the Puppy Bowl is starting to make more sense to me than the actual Super Bowl. I'm still waiting for that dump, players.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig The Puppy Bowl Kiss Cam is kind of making me want to throw up. Is my heart that cold?
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig The Puppy Bowl seems to be light on rules and heavy on puns.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig I think actual football would be more interesting if the players took dumps on the field the way the Puppy Bowl players do.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Ref, there's a lot of unnecessary roughness going on in this Puppy Bowl. Call some penalties! Ugh, I shouldn't have bet so much on the game.
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Hey, they're playing the public domain version of the Benny Hill theme. And why is there music on during the plays?
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig Is it just me or are those Subaru ads with the dogs driving cars and going skiing and to the beach sort of fantastic?
by Paul Feig, Director
paulfeig If the players were wearing jerseys, I'd have a much easier time following the action in this Puppy Bowl.
by Paul Feig, Director
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