John Hodgman
hodgman=expert
Comedian
http://twitter.com/hodgman
http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com
440545 followers
5460 tweets
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That Tom Hanks is a nice gentleman.
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.@jimmyfallon did NOT know that @tomselleck was wearing the same tux. I hope @tomselleck has a twitter acct.
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Were you aware of it?: Barry Levinson, David Simon, and John Waters meet in a Baltimore diner every Sunday and eat scrapple together.
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Congratulations to @jamesurbaniak , star of YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
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I had a note from on high to play it straight with Pacino. I wish you could have heard my Barry Levinson material.
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Stand by for Gervais. This was the fellow who played him in rehearsal. http://twitpic.com/2jj80x
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Here is Tina DeBone, script supervisor supervisonaire! http://twitpic.com/2jj3ku
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Congrats Steve Shill, an thanks for the chance to make my one Whovian reference of the night.
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The concern, a reasonable one, was that it would distract the winners, or make them feel they had to react to the various snarks
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My cohort Melissa Disney is announcing the reality genre. I could take a nap now. BUT I'M TOO EMMIED UP. http://twitpic.com/2jismb
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Just saw @donttrythis in the reality package; they should be presenters.
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I think this Jim Parsons is a TRUE DELIGHT
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I consider Jane Lynch's win a victory for humanity and specifically Sunderland, MA.
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Someone please tell Jane Lynch I love her too.
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The tragic face of a romantic outcast. http://twitpic.com/2ji6lt
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Just saw @mindykaling on the red carpet. She does not seem to be wearing that necktie I gave her.
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Hey @morgan_muphy , I agree with @BashSala : Jewel is very pretty in person. There is no shame in tweeting that.
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(swans)
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I am not normally one for dance routines involving live swans and crossbows, but based on rehearsal, this opening number is going to kill.
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RT @morgan_murphy "I don't want to give away any Emmy secrets but @hodgman has had a terrible accident. http://twitpic.com/2jeobw "
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I have awakened in my underground lair at the Nokia Theater. Time to start phantoming this opera again. #Emmys
