John Hodgman
hodgman=expert
Comedian
http://twitter.com/hodgman
http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com
399340 followers
4198 tweets
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HIVE MIND corrects: it's an apatosaurus, not a bronto. I think the difference is: it's made of plastic.
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One cliche I don't need to see in any more rap videos: another Lion's-head-Superman riding a bronto. http://twitpic.com/17x4bu
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RT @aliteralgirl "discussing the possibility of an irish dance/martial arts crossover." // I want to see this!
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We need 500 only to break 80k for wfmu.org. Call 1-800-989-9368
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RT @tommchenry "That Tom was me! Oh, I'm blushing like a schoolboy. A schoolboy with an interest in nonprofit independent radio."
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I just talked to Tom and Mr Bryan and @paulandstorm . Maybe you next? I'm taking calls at random. 1-800-989-9368
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(Destroys ALL monsters)
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As Patton destroys alk monsters, I am taking pledges at random for @scharpling the best show on WFMU.org 1-800-989-9368
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Patton Oswalt surrounded by dollar signs. Tune in and pledge in: WFMU.org http://twitpic.com/17ne9l
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Chef @Scharpling , having some TOQUE-nical difficulties. HO HO a pun! http://twitpic.com/17n1kc
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Chef @Scharpling -ar-dee suits up for a quickfire challenge of radio awesome. http://twitpic.com/17n0xp
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DOING IT for the best show on wfmu.org. Talk to these young men and give them $ FOR RADIO 1-800-989-9368 http://twitpic.com/17my11
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RT @scharpling TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT. The final Best Show marathon. P Oswalt! J Hodgman! Surprises! Grand Prizes! 8-11 PM EST. wfmu.org.
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Here's to freelance magazine writers everywhere
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Told you.
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Kathryn Bigelow deserves every prize there is.
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RT Mr. @JamesUrbaniak : "Razzie yesterday, Oscar today. That's quite a weekend."
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RT @leeunkrich Congrats to Michael G. for both the Up score and the classiest speech of the evening.
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Please Steve Martin, if you ARE reading this, please make a sign that says "TEXT THE MAN WITH TWO BRAINS 4414" and flash it next break.
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Apparently Mc Serch is doing popping and locking impersonation of an explosion?

