John Hodgman
All you need to know about wine, wealth, sports, and the end of the world.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/hodgman
http://www.areasofmyexpertise.tumblr.com
713889 followers
14994 tweets
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Your creepy sandy Kenyon photo for 5/22/12 http://t.co/XvJzcEaV
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Tebow feature at the #webbys. Nerd-jock convergence continues. http://t.co/k4QufAXs
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#squidpenis http://t.co/uKonFsTx
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Justin texting through the meme of the year award. Asshole. #webbys http://t.co/NRfevbSU
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More of me and Justin at the #webbys. http://t.co/Hcx9WzJ2
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At the #webbys with Justin Long. He insisted on bringing his OWN trompe l'oeuil. Diva. http://t.co/3iOO3adq
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Do you know what issue is more important than "restoring civility to politics?" ALL ISSUES. http://t.co/dCrKo4IX
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“@drewpatty : Proof that @hodgman exists in every multiverse. http://t.co/CE69nuoN”/I trapped the REAL JH under a copy of that book YEARS AGO
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@neilhimself I add my congratulations!
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Photo: Outtake from the PAUL F TOMPKINS FULLY POSABLE FASHION-IN-ACTION DOLL photo shoot for Sears Wishbook... http://t.co/vSKrfsbg
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Did you think I am the only impeccable online source talking about @letsgetshort and pencil sharpening?: http://t.co/PXDO35tE
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“@letsgetshort : Little gray lions re-form little gray voltron tonight! @hodgman @jonathancoulton http://t.co/gxIGFFSo”
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Little Gray Book reunion tonight at Galapagos, and also: PENCIL SHARPENING: http://t.co/lh7by0yu
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Are you also watching #community?
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Michael Hearst, master of all strange instruments, brings you SONGS FOR UNUSUAL CREATURES: http://t.co/dMdZzMNY
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.@chrislhayes is calling in to Brian Lehrer right now, talking about sports. The nerd-jock convergence CONTINUES.
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Seriously: WNYC (and Cynthia Hopkins) is the soundtrack to everything I make. Please consider supporting radio http://t.co/4ofY1pIy
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Having @cjbannon say my name on the radio is the only prize I need. BUT YOU CAN WIN AN iPAD if you pledge before noon. http://t.co/4ofY1pIy
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http://t.co/LJDusm1X is giving away an iPad if you pledge before 12. BUT I WILL OPT OUT, so your chances will INCREASE http://t.co/jZyCihKE
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I am pledging to http://t.co/LJDusm1X because Chris "@cjbannon " Bannon is on the radio telling me to. http://t.co/4ofY1pIy
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"@JaredCurrier you & @mental_flosssha ring the same avatar is the most disorienting thing."//Wait unitl I start using YOUR avatar.
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"Google says new search tool will think more like a human." So. ONLY pornography, then?: http://t.co/zFTn8zrF
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HERE IS EVIDENCE from Judge John Hodgman Verdict No. 59: http://t.co/08QVy3e0
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Liz Gilbert and I are going to be talking about calves' brains at the NYPL. Enter "BROIL" to get 40% off tickets: http://t.co/ODhtKDUl
