James Gunn
I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter.
Director
http://twitter.com/james_gunn
http://www.jamesgunn.com
21845 followers
4455 tweets
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My 50 Favorite Songs of All Time: http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/03/10/50-best-songs-of-the-decade/
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Jesus Did Something Very Bad (he made this kid exist): http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/03/10/jesus-did-something-very-bad/
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RT @kvltovhole @james_gunn well what can I say I only want u dead so I can violate your corpse big guy ;) - Uh oh!!
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For instance: You: "Did you hear that Corey Haim is dead?" Me: "I resemble that remark." Get it?!
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You know what's hilarious? When someone says, "I resemble that remark." Hahahaha!! I'm going to start saying it all the time.
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Hey! My 50 Favorite Films of the Decade: http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/03/09/my-50-favorite-films-of-the-decade/
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Never eat at the Hump, charged w/ serving whale meat, nor Typhoon, owned by the same folks: http://tinyurl.com/ybmjpvm
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I hate rain, but I love wind. #weatherbigot
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RT @mia_matsumiya It made me feel so awful I immediately spit out my teriyaki dolphin burger (but continued munching on my dog ramen. Mmm!)
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I saw The Cove last night. Broke my heart. So I called @mia_matsumiya and berated her for 2 hours because of her people.
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I'm finally directing my first porn movie. I'm going to call it TYLER PERRY'S ANAL FREAKS 4.
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The 16 Rules of Fight Club: http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/03/09/the-16-rules-of-fight-club/
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Liv Tyler asked me to post this to help out Hait! So shock it some clickable love! - http://craftsforacause.tumblr.com/
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Precious Is Fat: My Insightful Oscar Commentary: http://www.jamesgunn.com/2010/03/08/precious-is-fat-my-insightful-oscar-commentary/
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Dear readers:Of course I know Karl Malden is dead. You think I seriously thought they'd throw a live person in the dead person reel? Come on
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Just came in 2nd in the Oscar pool but won side bets with @Yarvo & @mrosenbaum711 , making them look like idiots!
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I love when Tyler Perry puts on that fat suit and plays Precious.
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I like the part in The Cove when Ed Helms marries that stripper.
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I'm enjoying this salute to gay Hollywood dance sequence.
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What I meant to say: every year they throw a live person into the dead people montage, to keep us awake. Karl Malden is alive & well, folks.
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I want to do a montage of living people whose careers are dead.
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Every year the Oscar folks through a live dude into the dead people montage, just to throw people off.
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These people are all dead.
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I think John Travolta just insinuated that the holocaust didn't happen (Tarantino 'rewrote history.')
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All right, I missed Saw. I was too busy writing funny tweets.

