jgarlin “@mindykaling : Clooney lives in the VALLEY? Whats the point of anything anymore” I live there too. It's a hot spot for Clooney and Garlin.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin Sarah Jessica Parker Posey all fall down.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin “@RollingStone : Last night's episode of @GirlsHBO featured errant sexting, workplace groping and diary snatching." I'm old.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin “@SexFactsOfLife : Sex the night before work helps." it also helps the night before nothing going on. And during work. Also during a nap.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin I want to quit.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin @greggrunberg I've never seen it. No kidding.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin “@AriGold : @jgarlin You inspired today's 4-second film! http://t.co/HJLZzkeF” makes me happy.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin Hashtag

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin April 11 see Mitch Hurwitz @MitchHurwitz and me in conversation at Largo @LargoLosAngeles .Pumpkins for some! http://t.co/HAzm5ENY

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin Dig and be dug in return.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin What should be a serious holiday honoring those of us who jest is just a day for people to give a look that says you really did that?

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin Starting Sunday April 1st I will tweet everyday. For those who doubt me. I'm a comedian and I take April 1st seriously. Lotion. Grandma.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin I don't tweet enough. I need to spread my thoughts for young people to enjoy.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin I'm watching 'Stardust Memories' via @HBOGO . http://t.co/1xgJgmpz #HBOGO #h

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin My brother @MichaelGarlin is doing a great thing in honor of my dad who just passed away. Please help. http://t.co/LRrGKOz9”

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin If your in SAG or AFTRA, please vote for the merger.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin Sometimes I forget I don't know shit.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin If you love books and book stores watch this. It's great. http://t.co/xdBrol2R

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin “@ado9999 : @jgarlin when will you play in NYC? And when is curb coming back?” I'm in New York with Guster in April. Go to my web site.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin People who call me fat or tweet how fat I am or compare me to other fat people are not clever. Nope. Nosiree. Not clever.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin “@LargoLosAngeles : @JGarlin in conversation with @timheidecker and @ericwareheim tonight! Get tix here: http://t.co/BzNQkF9Y Show 8:30pm”

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

jgarlin @JohnStamos is my granddaughter.

by Jeff Garlin, Actor

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