Jeff Garlin
comedic person of some notoriety
Actor
http://twitter.com/jgarlin
http://www.jeffgarlin.com
85831 followers
510 tweets
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@JohnStamos is my granddaughter.
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Gern.
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Chips and dip and jizm.
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@elizadushku you are very smart.
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“@elizadushku : Potbellies are sexy.”finally!
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My tweets suck.
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“@jason_house : Feeling guilty about joking around w/ @jgarlin last night. He was clearly very distraught." I am a sad clown. So sad.
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“@jason_house : @jgarlin Sad clown.” what if you're remark put me over? How would you feel? Also, why do I tweet? The answer to all of this
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It's raining in my heart.
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I met Jerry Lewis tonight. He did not disappoint.
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the Oscars are thinking of cutting the original song performances which means no muppets. for me no muppets no oscars avc.lu/xyZaAa
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I'm happy about it.
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I'm not watching the Super Bowl. I'm at a teenage dance recital. And you know what? I'm happy about.
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“@IamCrystalAngel : @jgarlin go to your big bowl of happy place filled with rainbows, unicorns and special time with Michael Bay.”
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(whispering)It's late and I'm scared.
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In response to my last tweet. I'll be on tour with Guster in April. http://t.co/4jpAgPO0
Enjoy. Lotion.
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I'll be what I am. A solitary man.
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“@myinkedpony :Do you think you will be having a evening with the brilliant Albert Brooks? Would love to see you two together” I hope so.
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“@IraGreenbergLA : will any other conversations you've had be available soon? All of them will be released.
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“@betweet_2_ferns : @jgarlin any word on your largo convo with larry david becoming a podcast?” not a podcast but available very soon.
