Jim Gaffigan
Husband to hot wife, father of 4, comedian, actor, writer, former sleeper http://favstar.fm/users/JimGaffigan
Itunes = http://tinyurl.com/65z4dfy
Comedian
http://twitter.com/jimgaffigan
http://jimgaffigan.com/appearances.shtml
911223 followers
2391 tweets
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Safety, as I predicted.
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#suckItLerruce http://t.co/UOhx5LFo
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The Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl of Super Bowl references.
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If you didn’t think @jeanniegaffigan was a saint already check this out http://t.co/T3OXW4h2
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Thank you Fort Wayne. 2nd show added. On sale at 10am. Complete tour list. http://t.co/wNKzc4ip
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Joe Theisman bringing me my breakfast. http://t.co/80LKq72L
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Huddles is my favorite yogurt. http://t.co/A1ew9idf
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I can't believe I'm on the same plane as Eli Manning! http://t.co/wJIB6KZT
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It's nice that New York and New England finally have something to be competitive about.
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Which is the gate to Indianapolis? http://t.co/JCzAJwBQ
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I would be so much cooler if…ah, who am I kidding?
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If you didn’t think @jeanniegaffigan was a saint already check this video out. http://t.co/gHTOm35s
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Why do 4-year-olds only want to tell you a secret when you’re wearing a white shirt and they are eating chocolate?
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Best caption of this photo gets RT & warm feeling. http://t.co/JGU0PTAz
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When are they going to invent a microwave that will stir my chili? This is exhausting!
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An unflattering pic of me, @toddbarry @GodfreyComedian and @kurtmetzger http://t.co/aDzmXnuw
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Twitter is so much easier than real life.
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Don’t forget to watch Tosh.O on cc with mi amigo @danieltosh
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Wait women don't like love handles? Now what am I supposed to give my wife for Valentine's Day.
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Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?
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“How about a holiday all about awkwardness and failed expectations?” – pitch for Valentines Day
