Josh Groban
Professional Scribbler, Warbler, and Ivory Tickler
Musician
http://twitter.com/joshgroban
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3531 tweets
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Heads up, don't let @BarbA1943 's picture of me fool you. It's NOT me tweeting.
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And for all of you who are all "you eat cherries? YOU'RE STUPID!", listen up: I CHEW THE PIT. who's smart now? And strong? I am.
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Juuuuust watching some basketball and eating a bowl of cherries. #FRIDAY #THUGGIN #gosports
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Off to dreamland... http://t.co/KuKfeQnF
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Big shout out to all my fellow Norwegians on their national day! Hanging a flag on my window and listening to A-ha. Skål!
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Yes I get excited when people text me. It means I may just interact that day. Or say "do you have a plug I can use?" to the waiter.
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#thatawkwardmoment when you're excited that someone texted you and it's your phone saying you have 10% battery left.
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Holy moly Belgian beer with lunch makes you tipssssssss
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On this day, remember it well, the Internet reached it's peak. And it starred Alan Rickman. http://t.co/fotgVejZ #epicteatime
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Hot damn I wish I could fly.
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If I were @Oprah and could do a favorite things show, the Keurig single cup coffee maker would be at the top. Just above @WheatThins .
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Happy national chocolate chip day! Anyone out there substituting for carob needs to explain to me how they sleep at night.
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It's raining in NYC. But we are prepared. http://t.co/huAYLbWj
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this is such a moving and inspirational clip...so happy for this guy. #dontgiveup http://t.co/MaO06oYw
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If anyone else has any alp horn covers of my songs they wanna post, it'd be a great way to start my day tomorrow! UNTIL THEN! xo
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.....GOODNIGHT! RT @barbmcdonaldstl stop hitting yourself in the head so hard and if you do it again do it much lighter than the first time.
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I literally just slapped my head so hard I'm bleeding. RT @LibbyWA You would favor that one. I much prefer the version by @Celtic_Woman !
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Of all the versions of YRMU to hit the airwaves as of late, I think this is my favorite. Well done, ladies. http://t.co/1BkIu4wV
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I was an expert kid. And I think i'll be a masterful little old man. It's this middle part that confuses the crap out of me.
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Overheard children at the park: "Throw me the ball!", "Spin me spin me!", "I'm gonna run!".....EVERYONE JUST RELAX.
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I think I'm going to write a one man off off broadway (if I'm lucky) show called "Gentlemen Don't Discriminate".
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Saw Gentlemen Prefer Blondes at the city center theater with my manager @maindepowr . Really fun show and @meganhilty is such an uber-talent
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Happy birthday @ELEWROCKJAZZ !!
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I am someone's date to a show today because their mom had plans "gardening". #handmedowntickets
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Today's the day where I proclaim to you, "I love my mom!" instead of you proclaiming to me "my mom loves you!"
