Kevin Nealon
Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Comedian
http://twitter.com/kevin_nealon
http://www.kevinnealon.com
1406390 followers
1380 tweets
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Still seeing the eclipse of the sun in my eyelids this morning.
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Hey, Florida...thanks for your tanned laughs! Had a great time at The Club in Treasure Island and McCurty's in Sarasota.
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I bet those 4 out of 5 dentists are dead by now.
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Every time I hear a song on the radio and don't know the artist it turns out to be Adele.
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Just wanna get this out before Joe Biden does...'A very Happy Mother's Day to a very wonderful mother @SukiYeagley !'
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When push comes to shove you gotta have pull.
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Wanna bid on my doodle to help raise awareness of NF (neurofibromatosis)?
http://t.co/8hmmaP2e
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I wonder if the après-party mess has been cleaned up at Clooney's yet?
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Get outta the heat! This Fri & Sat I'll be at Tempe Improv in Az. Bring your laughs!
http://t.co/fNov53T6
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I can't believe I actually married people on Ellen today. Yes, I am now an ordained minister! @theEllenshow
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This world would be a much friendlier place if everyone wore name tags.
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Heading to the village of Las Vegas for the day. Time for another Ellen pre-tape. Airs May 2nd. #quickieweddings
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Season 8 of Weeds premieres July 1st. Enjoy your sandwich. #Weedstease
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I'll be mixing it up with Betty White and the girls on 'Hot in Cleveland' tomorrow night. #Bucketlist
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To the people of San Francisco; I thank you for your laughs and comedic understanding. Until the next time...
#CobbsComedyClub
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I feel bad for Monday Morning Quarterbacks during baseball season.
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“@SebastianComedy : @kevin_nealon I'm over at the Punchline”. Cool! We should see each other's show the same time!
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Yes, it's going to be Cobbs Comedy Club in San Francisco for me today thru Sunday. What's it gonna be for you? http://t.co/q2w28q5e
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How can you have a nickname when your first name is already Bubba? #Masters
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Tomorrow is when we must decide if we are going to start the years of lying to our 5 year old about the Easter Bunny.
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You really can't improve on the plunger.
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Thanks Houston Improv and all y'all for the laughs. See y'all next time.
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Just bought a Mega Millions lotto ticket for next weeks drawing. If I win I will take the $347 in one lump sum.
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I'm about five menus away from needing reading glasses.
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Ahhhhhhhhhh...Houston? We have no problem. Me and Houston Improv...two shows tonight and tomorrow. 8 & 10:30pm Bring it, Texas!
