Kevin Nealon
Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Comedian
http://twitter.com/kevin_nealon
http://www.kevinnealon.com
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Recording an episode of Glenn Martin DDS right now with the lovely Kristen Bell. Glenn Martin DDS airs Monday nights on Nick at Night.
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SNL flashback - David Spade and I, tonite ,3/9, at The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, Ca. For tixs go to: FriendsofBigJoe.com
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Bad Product idea - Levi's 'relaxed fit' condoms.
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David Spade and me! Tomorrow,3/9, at The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, Ca. Check out FriendsofBigJoe.com for tixs.
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Oh Cameron...OUCH!
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For Gods sakes, will some gay guy please design womens formal wear and pumps that can negotiate three stairs??
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What is Jeff Bridges smoking, man???
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1990-Trying to get my body fat down to 18%.
2010- Trying to get my available space on my DVR down to 76%.
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Just my opinion but crossword puzzles are easier to do while looking over someone's shoulder.
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Toyota's solution for sticky gas pedal - shorten driver's right leg. #fb
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Gonna be fun! Dana Carvey and me at Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, tonite, Mar 2nd. For tix info go to FriendsOfBigJoe.com.
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Just my opinion... but if the Catholic Church can drop the Latin masses why can't yoga teachers lose the Indian references???
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If the hockey goalie's pads get any bigger he'll be blocking the entire goal just by standing there.
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Just my opinion but hockey rinks should have speed bumps and square corners.
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Dana Carvey and me at Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, Mar 2nd. Isn't that special? For tix info go to FriendsOfBigJoe.com.
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I hope that Tsunami has a good reason for canceling!
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Dana Carvey and me at Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, Mar 2nd. Isn't that special? For tix info go to FriendsOfBigJoe.com.
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Happy Birthday to @SukiYeagley ! You rock my world!
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Dana Carvey and me at The Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, Mar 2nd. Isn't that special? For tix info go to FriendsOfBigJoe.com.
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Just learned from an infomercial that my doorway can be turned into a gym. Loading all the equip in right now & accepting memberships.
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Howie Mandel performing at Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach Feb. 24th for Big Joe. Go to www.friendsofbigjoe.com for tickets.
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New Beatle Apps coming out for iPhone...which means more new hats for Yoko.
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Right behind Brad Paisley during encore! http://yfrog.com/4ajlrnj
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Paisley is tearing it up at The Staples Center RIGHT NOW! Better than ever!!! http://yfrog.com/33ewptj
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Paisly is tearing it up at The Staple Center RIGHT NOW! Better than ever! http://yfrog.com/4iwoxij
