Kristen Schaal
Comedian, actress, writer.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/kristenschaaled
190308 followers
942 tweets
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For years I've begged Kitson to make his comedy available to the world. Finally he did. Here's a taste of his genius: http://t.co/fNZX1zwM
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Thank you, Van Damme! @JCVDonline It's fun and great to work with real talented actresses! -- http://t.co/jU4j1gNv
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Happy President's Day! Another thing VP's will never have.
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Break a leg hosting the WGAE awards tonight @TheRealDratch ! You're going to be great!
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Shooting a pelicula in Puerto Rico. http://t.co/L1X1ifgz
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“@TaikaWaititi : Valentines Day has been very good to me. Xxox http://t.co/oq5zcCX9” This looks amazing, Taika!
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I win at red carpet! Thanks for this: http://t.co/jBHGegVc
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30 Rock tonight!
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Charlie Chaplin photo bomb in Puerto Rico. http://t.co/BcWQQcNY
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I had dead fish for dinner tonight.
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“@RealBenGilbert : @kristenschaaled A.) That is the wrong link (http://t.co/uGyjcM9l). B.) THIS INJUSTICE WILL NOT STAND.” thanks real Ben!
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I'm sorry I won't be at Hot Tub with you @hodgman & @tedleo It's going to be a gr8 show! Littlefield.com 8pm
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That's NOT my voice of the sea on the Royal Caribbean commercials.
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So honored to get to play on 30 Rock. Tonight! http://t.co/FXH4I3lr
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British darling Simon Amstell wanted me to tell you this is him: @AmstellNumbTour & that he's an Americanophile. I might of added that.
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I'm proud of my beard! RT @morgan_murphy Before & AFTRA: @mulaney @nickkroll @morgan_murphy @azizansari http://t.co/gis6yvus
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Hey @mulaney is your Comedy Central special on tonight?
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Aggressive is that way with g and s.
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#FF quiet writer geniuses: @MazoMeans @trumpetcake @MicallefJason @rachelaxler @straintest
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Can't wait to get "exhausted" tonight! #hollywoodspeak
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Not asking you to choose! Just reminding you when it's on. 30 Rock never gets to enjoy a consistent time slot.
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I just want to remind America that 30 Rock is on tonight. It's on at the same time as The Big Bang Theory. 30 Rock. Tonight.
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If your b-day falls on a week day you get the 2 bookend weekends to celebrate. That's the rules.
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It's my birthday and I drank too much coconut water. That says a lot about where I'm at.

