Kristen Schaal
Comedian, actress, writer.
Comedian
http://twitter.com/kristenschaaled
230197 followers
1036 tweets
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Get out of the rain New Yorkers, come to Hot Tub tonight! http://t.co/l4z4U7iZ
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Londoners! Please see my friend the talented & endearing @birbigs show. http://t.co/TUHETxPw
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“@mrjoehumphrey : Finished the portrait of @kristenschaaled http://t.co/q2EwPse1” nice job!
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I'll be on the Daily Show tonight!
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I'm launching a new fragrance at Duane Reade. It's called AsparagusPee. It's unforgettable!
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I can't lie. Tonight's Hot Tub Show is HOT SHIT. http://t.co/oRxYad0d
Plus maybe some pop ins, but maybe not. That's how hot as shit it is.
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I tried chewing gum and drinking bubble tea simultaneously. It doesn't work. I'll continue to take one for the team on a daily basis.
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I can't believe it's 11:60 already!
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Guys! My comedy partner @kurtbraunohler is at @ucbtla tonight & thurs. Also here's me & John Mayer. That's all I got. http://t.co/7i81RzHa
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Lisa Rinna is calling her new book The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. The title is almost the same as my book. Plugging: http://t.co/MQqx8URo
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Tonight I will be participating in the Andy Kaufman Fun House Show at @thePIT 8pm
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We got spicy hot Hot Tub tonight! http://t.co/FV6ozojW
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30 Rock Live East Coast half hour!
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East Coast: 30 Rock goes live at 8:30pm Wooooot!
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Walking the SNL floorboards, surrounded by my heroes, getting ready for 30ROCK LIVE tomorrow night. Oh hello, Happiness!
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I know models are getting younger and younger. But it's especially disturbing for wedding dresses.
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Whoever does the voice of the sea for Royal Caribbean needs to call me. We shall fight to the death like dopplegangers do. #therecanbeonly1
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Thank you Iowa State & @kurtbraunohler for the awesome show. I hope everyone got enough pancakes last night. Xo
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Iowa, I'm trying so hard to get to you. Been sitting in Detroit for 5 hours. Looking forward to tonight!
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I'm opening a new goth themed pet salon called "Cat-A-Combs."
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This makes me feel a little better: http://t.co/peiN4cBk
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Really loved 30Rock tonight!
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The grey hurts my eyes.
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Am I an old for hating the new Gmail format so much? Can we switch it back?
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Also tonight at Hot Tub one of my favorite guests: @foundfootage 8pm Littlefield, Brooklyn
