Mark Hoppus
i require ham.
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Hey London. If you want some Octopus stickers: tomorrow morning 745am at Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park.
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At a restaurant enjoying dinner. My wife just informed me, "Honey, you have food on your forehead." Like a sir.
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The new Octopus stickers are here!! http://t.co/3rmkU3A7
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I just fucked up real bad and accidentally ate asparagus and liked it. Shit!!!
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Sunday roast.
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DROGBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB!!!!!!!!!
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Please hold me.
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Dying in an armchair. Come on, Chelsea lets do this!!!!!
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Chelsea, get it together. Too much time on defence.
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Has anyone opened a sandwich shop called Hoagie's Gyros?
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Come on, you Blues! #ChampionsLeague Kick it to the guy!! Sports! Bring home that silver cuppy thing!!
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today needs a beginning-of-act-three montage where we band of rag-tag oddballs turn things around by painting a barn.
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helvetica 12 point for life!!!!
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on the brain this morning: #CFCMunich, The Morning, Zoo, Zelda lullaby, subjunctive use of were, blink-182 tour, Legos.
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This action movie lost me when, after three days on the lam from thugs, the hero's cell phone still has battery.
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Couple at this restaurant making out so hard, if Chevy Chase were here I'd turn to him and say "He's gonna pork her, Dad."
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those jeans give your knees camel toes.
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Tonight on Hoppus on Music: Santigold, Oberhofer, and our always insightful music panel. Midnight on @fusetv . I am awesome.
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Siri, get Detective Chief Superintendent Foyle on the line!
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thank you, internet. you've saved the day once again, and i am in your debt. peripeteia. word of the day. i will now dangle my participle.
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trying to understand how one pronounces "peripeteia." is it pear-uh-PET-ee-uh? need a ruling, please.
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Watch your spelling. I just admonished someone for not giving me a "soiler alert."
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I feel like most singer-songwriters under-utilise the rhyme and cadence opportunities offered in the words nuts and butts.
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sometimes bassists look bored onstage. swear words.
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the song i did with owl city is on iTunes today... http://t.co/thotwXRa
