Misha Collins
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Actor
http://twitter.com/mishacollins
http://therandomact.org
447116 followers
1067 tweets
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And while we're on the topic... I will be fattening up on 5-course lunches in Rome at #JIB4 next May!
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While we are on the topic, I just finished packing my custom-made kangaroo trap so that I can have fresh meat this coming weekend at #AHBL!
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I finally got The Queen out of my bathtub at noon today. She was still drunk & was using my toothbrush as a comb. See u at #Asylum10 & #AE4!
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I'm in the UK where I've stumbled upon a strange cult. They believe screaming bring's them closer to their pagan gods. http://t.co/7zlTUD4A
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I smell like roses in this @bing #doing spot because they didn't mention the mind-control drugs I put in the veggies. http://t.co/dydDt8pZ
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If u watch the demon-killing brothers on the CW tonight, don't fast-forward through the commercials (I'm in one about knife skills & @bing ).
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Greece is way ahead in green technology. They have these vehicles that use no fossil fuels--they run on dried grass. http://t.co/qbA1zBLr
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This USA Today story misrepresents me. He doesn't mention my violent ranting or that I stripped naked in the interview. http://t.co/C94xOspW
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Satan has had a long day. http://t.co/20EvADNY
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Satan has had a long day. http://t.co/fYts5JV2
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Ich komme ein wenig zu spaet zur #Aecon, weil Angie Merkel darauf beharrt hat, dass ich ihr mit den Haaren helfe.
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I'll be in Germany this weekend to mediate between Merkel & Papademos about the debt crisis. Come with--it'll be fun! http://t.co/oqpkUfvJ
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Thank u Rio! An amazing week! I also want to thank Dilma Rousseff (Brazil's first female president) for teaching me to swear in Portuguese.
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este é Clecio Souto ele é a voz de Castiel. http://t.co/8JCReCPr
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Breaking News... Season 8 is official! Fun fact: If Jensen got Jared pregnant when they first met, they would have a 7 year-old.
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I ran out of clothes, & they charge $7 to wash socks at my hotel, so I went shopping & found something that fits me. http://t.co/V8HkrZO0
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I am absolutely not drawing any conclusions, but you have to admit, there is a striking similarity. http://t.co/kovI1KlG
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That is a TV screen in the middle of the dash. We're watching football. http://t.co/soUPBf97
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The weather in Rio is miserable but me, the @MKevents_ girls & @thejimmichaels are trying to make the best of it. http://t.co/8BDHQKeC
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3 times a charm: Estou entrando no avião indo para o Rio de Janeiro. Eu vou #RioCon onde eu vou aprender a xingar em português. Better?
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Estou entrando no avião indo para o Rio de Janeiro. Eu vou #RioCon onde eu vou aprender a jurar em português.
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Practice makes perfect. http://t.co/ZXAyF1d8
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Everything in moderation. http://t.co/PR1fcfjA
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Not to be critical, but they are really letting some of the buildings here fall apart. http://t.co/UapZZTMU http://t.co/qUxGBpmd
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I am with people who claim to be minions. However, they complain when I hit them with pastries from 20 meters away. Where's the devotion?

