Nick Kroll
I'm Ruxin on the THE LEAGUE, Stu on Life and Times of Tim, my special THANK YOU VERY COOL is for sale! http://amzn.com/B0055HK76U. I've eaten dog food twice.
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Tonight. LARGO. great lineup. Me, @gabeliedman @kylekinane @moshekasher and laura kightlinger. plus some real surprises.
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I would rather make out w/ someone w/ crazy garlic breath than even a hint of hungry breath.
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“@kidlightnin71 : Season finale of Life & Times of Tim tonite at 9 on HBO. Sniff. Please watch or dvr!” don't make the boss cry!
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Looks like Bobby Bottleservice and Peter Paparazzo are back. Very cool, bro. VERY cool. #krollshow http://t.co/k7BUly1m
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#ff @kylekinane and @gabeliedman both are hilarious on & off twitter & both will be guests at my Largo show on Tuesday Feb 21st.
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Hey LA folks, I'm doing NICK KROLL AND FRIENDS at LARGO on tuesday, feb 21st. Buy tix here: http://t.co/H8m0HMSg
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I f<3 u #rejectedcandyhearts
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On set of my new sketch show premiering this summer on @comedycentral . More to come... #krollshow http://t.co/VmWKF7ik
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i love that this super bowl ad only aired locally in nebraska. i wish they were all this funny. http://t.co/Ratge1c3 http://t.co/UbNULZvt
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Congrats, eli manning, you goddam super bowl MVP mouth breathing dummy.
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Congrats to Tom coughlin on his super bowl victory as well as his ears looking like wax lips.
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Why do beverage companies think that we care so deeply about the fate of their delivery truck drivers?
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Madonna sounds great live.
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Belichik looks like a little kid who's mom made him brush his hair for his school picture... And then went to recess.
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Pretty sure steven tyler poops silk bandanas.
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A good source told me gronkowski's ankle is fine after being shot up with mix of mark wahlberg's blood and clam chowder.
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I'm pretty sure #superbowl was Vanilla Ice's nickname for Madonna's V.
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I'm doing great benefit show Monday for some folks in need w @pattonoswalt @nottjmiller @kylekinane @kumailn BUY NOW http://t.co/nu1BT72p
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Folks, check out the new comedy central show #keyandpeele tonite. @JordanPeele & @KeeganMKey are very funny, talented gentlemen.
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Watch #LifeandTimesofTim tonight on HBO and see @paulscheer hold up a strip club called #Bonerz. CLIP: http://t.co/2zJWF1LZ
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Check out my friend Brie Larson's short The Arm and @jillwaysolo 's Una Hora Por Favor at sundance.yahoo.com and vote!!
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chuck schumer is battling joe lieberman in the 'jew you cut to when talking about israel' jew. (weiner still taking dick pics.)
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anthony weiner must be home right now, furiously taking pics of his dinger and erasing them. over and over.
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john boehner is my favorite jeff dunham puppet. #sotu
