Norm MacDonald
This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow
Actor
http://twitter.com/normmacdonald
http://sportsshow.comedycentral.com
355484 followers
80 tweets
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She was Aunt Bea and he didn't pay you for sex and then tried to kill you but you ran away just in time, Frances Bavier and Norman Fell.
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He was Eddie's dad and this was some stuff in my pocket. Please welcome Bill Bixby, a crumpled up dollar bill, and a lint-covered lozenge.
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He makes his return this ear as JR Ewing and she is a ghost. Oh my goodness, run, run,run. Run like the wind. There's a ghost in here.
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She is tv's most bewitching actress and he is my brother. Ladies and Gentlemen, Elizabeth Montgomery and Phil Announcer.
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You know her as Granny Moses and you know him as the one who haunts your every dream. Ladies and Gentlemen, Irene Ryan and Wolfman.
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You know her from The Golden Girls and you don't know him at all. Ladies and Gentlemen, Rue Mclanahan and a nameless drifter.
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he was tv's Jake and he is a nonpariel source of potassium. Ladies and Gentleman, Joe Penney and a yellow banana.
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She was tv's Joanie and he murdered a string of prostitutes. Ladies and Gentlemen, Erin Moran and Norman Fell.
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He played Inspector Luger on tv's Barney Miller and he used a small knife to skin his victims. Here are James Gregory and Leonard Lake.
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You know her as that lady from the tv. Ladies and Gentlemen..........Judith Lowry.
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You know him as the guy from the tv. Ladies and Gentleman, Burt Mustin.
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Ladies and Gentleman......... Demond Wilson.
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She was Alice. He drank his victim's blood to prevent Nazis from poisoning his soapdish. Welcome Richard Trenton Chase and Linda Lavin.
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He was The Sunday Morning Slasher. I think she played a mermaid or something. Please welcome Carl Eugene Watts and Daryl Hannah.
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Hey, I finally found Judge Crater but he's just some stupid dead guy.
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Oh, goodness , Merrie, does your hypocrisy know no bounds?
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Hey Merrie, what part did you find disgusting. Also virtually no women/girls R killed that way.
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hey. just landed in Minneapolis. Two shows.
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Hey just got to Winnipeg.
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up early to head to Dakota Dunes Saskatchewan.
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Thanks to everyone in Lloydminster who showed up.
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just finished gig in Lloydminster. back at the hotel no, it was awesome.
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Ladies and Gentlemen......Bruce Boxleitner.
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You knew her as Vicki in "Small Wonder" and he slaked his thirst on the blood of children. Please welcome Tiffany Brisette and Albert Fish.
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You loved her in "She's the Sheriff" and he killed many prostitutes. Ladies and Gentlemen,Suzanne Somers and Gary Leon Ridgway.
