Norm MacDonald
This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow
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http://twitter.com/normmacdonald
http://sportsshow.comedycentral.com
352585 followers
954 tweets
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roses are grey. tulips are grey. violets are grey. cause I am a dog.
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"As me about John-Eric Hexum": funny bumpersticker
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"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't": Some stupid physicist trying to be funny
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I think the Knicks are Lintastic!
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Has no one noticed there is a man running for President whose last name is SANTORUM!!!! Gross.
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where"s peyton?
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First timeout hits in 4th quarter. Huge payday.
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Has any team ever not used a timeout in the first half of a superbowl?
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"That which does not kill me makes me stronger": Stephen Hawking trying out irony
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"I think therefore I am": some stupid dead french guy
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"I don't know much about history": Thucydides the Modest
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"A kingdom! A kingdom! My horse for a kingdom": Guy who who earlier impulsively traded his kingdom for a horse
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Maybe the Mayans just ran outta calendar paper.
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"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse.": stupidest king ever
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"That's not a trophy, this is a trophy.": Serialkiller Dundee
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In the Captain's defense "Women and children first" is highly sexist and ageist.
