Paul is a guy who wears suits and tries not to screw things up. He also created Freaks and Geeks. Oh yeah, and just directed Bridesmaids.
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paulfeig Had to sacrifice five virgins but I got you your sun back. You're welcome, America!

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig Anybody else completely lose it when Kristen Wiig was dancing goodbye with the SNL cast? Cripes. And Mick rules! I love you, KW. Congrats!

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig I could not be more excited about this project. It's like a dream come true. Sandra, Melissa and @katiedippold rock! http://t.co/oA2Tiymt

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paulfeig They say the French stay thinner because they don't finish their desserts. If I don't use all 140 letters in my tweets, will I lose weight?

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paulfeig Fellas, think before you sandal. That's all I ask of you. #godinventedshoesforareason

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paulfeig I'm in a hotel and I'm staying on the 14th floor but there's no 13th floor. Is bad luck that easy to fool? #imdoomed

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paulfeig Insomnia tweet! Worse than a drunken tweet because at least I get to pass out after a drunken tweet. #soexcitedtobetiredalldaytoday

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paulfeig “@MaggieLevin : If anyone from that team could ever explain this drawing on the back...that'd be cool. http://t.co/KtdHCpQ6” 1 road diverges.

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig “@MaggieLevin : If anyone from that team could ever explain this drawing on the back...that'd be cool. http://t.co/KtdHCpQ6” 2 roads diverge.

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paulfeig I'm sorry but is there anything less funny than someone clapping when a waiter drops a dish in a restaurant? #comedyforamateurs #enough

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig In honor of Mother's Day I shall try to create as many new mothers as I can. Yeow! Fellas, are you with me? High five! No one? Really? #fail

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig One year anniversary of Bridesmaids' theatrical release tomorrow. I shall celebrate by shitting in a different sink every hour on the hour.

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paulfeig Having a hard time today writing something that I thought was going to be super easy. #failingmiserably #ruiningmyday #timetostartdrinking

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paulfeig It's official: Shorts and I are no longer friends. #longpantssummer #yourewelcomeamerica

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig The very definition of delusional is my dog trying to take down helicopters by barking and leaping at them. #DogQuixote #thankgodhecantfly

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paulfeig Finally watched @HowardStern on @jimmyfallon 's show. Awesome job, Howard. You were hilarious, as always! Can't wait for AGT. @howiemmandel

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paulfeig My dog barks with his mouth closed when he's dreaming, which leads me to believe he's not actually dreaming but practicing ventriloquism.

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paulfeig Sometimes I like to sit in a high chair at restaurants just so it's easier to see what people at other tables are eating. #cantexplainthebib

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig "Hey, who's that big-nosed older guy with @KennethCole and Chace Crawford?" - What I'll be hearing all night at the #MetGala tonight.

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig “@KennethCole : Last minute gossip: KC is going to the #MetGala tonight with @PaulFeig and Chace Crawford” Woo hoo! Can't wait! #unhumblebrag

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig Dang, that #GameOfThrones is all kinds of awesome. I haven't gotten this geeky about something since I was a teen. #WatchingInCostume

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig Thanks for the nice reviews for my @TheComedyAwards acceptance speech. Hard to lose when you've got Will Arnett doing it for you. #HesDreamy

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig "@Richie_Jackson : @paulfeig saw your fab apt in @NYMag . I'm coming over. Is my martini ready? #oldschoolchic" Olive, twist or onion?

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig Watch me embarrass the hell out of my wife tonight on @TheComedyAwards ! 9/8c on @ComedyCentral . And thanks to Will Arnett for the assist!

by Paul Feig, Director

paulfeig Tonight, I hate my hair but love my smart phone. #humiditymakesmyhairinsanebutmynewblackberrysortofrules

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