Penn Jillette
Penn Point on Rev3,P&T: Bullshit! on Showtime, more than half (by weight) of Penn & Teller at the Rio in Las Vegas
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It was 12 years ago today that I had my first upright bass lesson, so I could play Dickie's Part in "Jimmy Crack Corn" with Tommy Smothers.
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It was 13 years ago today that I had my first upright bass lesson, so I could play Dickie's Part in "Jimmy Crack Corn" with Tommy Smothers.
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@theosheckler - exactly
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My daughter starts kindergarten tomorrow. Little Moxie. That means she's like in college tomorrow. Time really does seem to speed up.
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"Jillette Splits with Longtime Companion" This is a GREAT headline, it really made me laugh: http://tinyurl.com/2cslmwy
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Each of the few times (years ago) that I was around Glenn Beck, I said clearly that there was no god. Should I say that only to Atheists?
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It's nutty. I guess Glenn Beck did a shoutout to me, and made clear I was an Atheist. How can he show any respect for me and push religion?
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My "Penn Points" keep going. Here's the one about how Finland fucked us on "Cash Cab" -- http://tinyurl.com/2fzk77h -- you can subscribe.
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Speaking of Hendrix, just sos you know, I know it's "kiss the sky" but, on the later live recordings Jimi does "Kiss this guy" for a joke.
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"Are you experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful" I've NEVER been stoned, but oh man, Hendrix. 'Cuse me while I kiss this guy
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I love rob pike. He's so smart, I can't even tell how smart he is. A wonderful man, & a wonderful writer. Dig - http://tinyurl.com/2bamjbb
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I love rob pike. He's so smart, I can't even tell how smart he is. A wonderful man, & a wonderful writer. Dig this tinyurl.com/2bamjbb
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I love rob pike. He's so smart, I can't even tell how smart he is. A wonderful man, & a wonderful writer. Dig this -tinyurl.com/2bamjbb
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At the piano bar at jersey boys. Dueling pianos doing "Born to Run". A lot of words wrong. Even "1,2,3,4". All keyboard - viva LV
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We're starting to gear up to be in Indianapolis to do the big RAW wrestling show on September 20th. We've never done a big wrestling show.
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The book will be out Father's Day 2011 and it's now called, "god, No! Signs You May Already be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales."
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The children are to bed, and maybe I should get back to working on my book, "God, No! . . ." My deadline is creeping up fast. Oh dear.
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P&T have the day off & the children don't start school until next week, so we're off to the Adventure Dome. I just have to wake up.
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Okay, one more. I like that @johnnykats used my Ginger Baker reference. I was proud of it http://bit.ly/9Zqzx2
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Okay, this is the last post about cutting my goddamn hair. I used of it now. But, if you want pictures, here's a few more - http://mgtv.ws/f
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Okay, this is the last post about cutting my goddamn hair. I used of it now. But, if you want pictures, here's a few more //mgtv.ws/f
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Thanks for all the kind words about my haircut. I don't really care if it looks stupid, but I'm glad some people are kind. Thanks so much
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While Teller is cutting my Ponytail off for Locks of Love at the Rio Salon at 10 AM today -- check this out - tinyurl.com/39le8lq - WTFuck?
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Teller is cutting my hair at 10 AM at the Rio spa and salon. Here's all the info - http://bit.ly/bpSPbx
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I'm off to the Rio Spa and Salon for Teller to cut off the end of my ponytail for "Locks of Love." Come on by at 10 AM and watch the fun.
