pennjillette With a little luck next week, a new big opener - "CellFish." we're also going to put back in "Cuffed to a Creep" -- never done at the Rio.

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pennjillette How could we ever know for sure if Sylvia Browne were really psychic. A couple of college students in NY just checked! tinyurl.com/yz7fq8o

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pennjillette Todd and Teller lead the crowd in Jersey singing Happy Birthday to me last night. Went to Carnegie Deli for late dinner and now back in LV.

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pennjillette I'm in NYC. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Tonight we're be doing a P&TQ&A at William Patterson University in Jersey. 35 years of BS!

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pennjillette Honoring Siegfried & Roy. Criss Angel, Lance Burton, P&T all speechified. S&R invented an art form. Wow. Roy is so wonderfully bugnutty.

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pennjillette One of the nightmares of being the father of a daughter happened. Mox and I are watching "Yellow Submarine" & Paul is her favorite Beatle.

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pennjillette Jamie Gillis, porn actor, friend, & just the greatest guy died in NYC. I will miss him. Man, he was great, friendly, and so fucking smart.

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pennjillette A bunch of P&T people and the amazing Dean Cameron have done a disgusting gross short horror movie, "The Growth" -http://tinyurl.com/yk2hjdt

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pennjillette MTV "Cribs" is done. I showed them around for 2 hours and then they shot beauty shots for another 6 hours. It'll look cool to live here.

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pennjillette I've been playing upright bebop bassbefore the show with Jonesy for 8 years. I'm better than I ever thought I'd be, but still not good.

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pennjillette The DIY show, "Desperate Landscapes" is in redoing our front yard. Water features, mazes, playsets. It's DIY with 100 other people helping

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pennjillette I just finished taping Red Eye, man, it's a pretty funny show. I enjoy doing it. It'll be on tonight - Fox News - Midnight PST, 3AM EST.

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pennjillette I wrote a thing for CNN.com about Obama's annual trashing of Las Vegas, Nevada. If you feel like reading it -- http://tinyurl.com/ykljrb6

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pennjillette I wrote a thing for CNN.com about Obam's annual trashing of Las Vegas, Nevada. If you feel like reading it -- http://tinyurl.com/ykljrb6

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pennjillette I'm back in Vegas doing the show at the Penn & Teller Theater but, thought the magic of television, I'll be on the Wanda Sykes show tonight!

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pennjillette A guy with a K-9 bomb-detection dog t-shirt is sitting across from me at the airport, complaining that I haven't updated recently enough.

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pennjillette A guy with a K-9 attack dog t-shirt is sitting across from me at the airport, complaining that I haven't updated recently enough. Okay?

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pennjillette I'm in LA in the rain. I"m off to tape the Wanda Sykes show. Talking about Taylor Swift, Stevie, military gays, superglue penis, and Vegas

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pennjillette I'm on a laptop in the dining room. My home office is being fixed up so when Cribs comes to shoot how we live, they won't see how we live.

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pennjillette We're working on new P&T:Bullshits! This will be a great season -- we finished the first pass on "Cheerleaders" and now "Self-Esteem." yay

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pennjillette The Rio's been around 20 years! They gotta P&T deal - buy one ticket at Reg Price - Get one for $20 (mdweek Jan 17-Feb 4, 2010) @riovegas

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pennjillette Darryl Hall was asked about being a duo. His answer included, " . . We’re both Penn and we’re both Teller." Do I have to be Hall AND Oats?

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pennjillette Gary Karr, the greatest classical bass player who ever lived, gave me my first real lesson on bass with a bow. I must find time to practice

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pennjillette We did a runner on BS of "Fuck you, Frank" to Frank Luntz. We happened to sit together on a plane, and now we had dinner. I like him.

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pennjillette I'm listening to an MP3 of Sinatra singing "The Lady is a Champ" for Maureen when she married Ringo. No such thing as a rare record anymore

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