Rainn Wilson
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.
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Want 2 talk 2 @OfficialAdele , @BrunoMars , @aliciakeys , @LMFAO , @NorahJones , @theflaminglips & Jack White about a cool project. Pls DM me.
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Meet Stripey. He's enormous. The Incas used to eat Guinea Pigs. http://t.co/he6OHZWg
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I wonder what @Rihanna is eating, wearing, doing, vacationing, porking?
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Do u write funny? Win $20 Powell's bucks 4 making our editors @ The Writers' Kitchen laugh. @SoulPancake / : http://t.co/h16WpSBc
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Barbarian, witch doctor, monk, demon hunter or wizard? #Diablo3
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Well, we lost. But it was a blast. Loving hockey! (I really really hate the Coyotes.)
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Met @MatthewPerry . Nice guy. Said he'd explain hockey to me. Was wondering if he was Canadian. Is that impolite to ask someone?
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Shimmering post-Zamboni ice,
Sparkles like a unicorns nose. (poem)
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More Coldplay.
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We have 15 shots on goal to their 7. Their goalie is really good. We should drug him with a poison dart. Or puck.
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Beer and Candy for all!
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The @LAKings uniforms are pretty badass. Like they were designed by Rob Zombie, the Oakland Raiders & Prince.
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Anybody up for a pick up game of Jai Alai?
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The @LAKings organist seemlessly wove a Gorillaz song into the "Let's Go Kings" chant. Impressive!
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Coyotes scored a goal. Everyone's bummed. The fans inner flame of hate has been doubly fanned. @LAKings
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Kings fans really really really hate The Coyotes, who, while annoying, seem like relatively nice Canadian/Arizonan-chaps.
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The break where chicks shovel up the slushy ice was sponsored by Rocco's old school tattoo balm. #ImNotMakingThisUp
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The Phoenix Coyotes seem like petulant teenagers. One of them got a 'time out' for being a dick.
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Hockey fans could kick the living shit out of tennis fans.
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I can't tell what animal the @LAKings mascot is. An ocelot? A dingo?
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2 things I don't understand about Hockey 1) they sell sushi here 2) they play a LOT of @Coldplay (for pun purposes, perhaps?)
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I'm wearing Hugo Boss to my first Hockey Game today, right @LAKings ? Is it more formal or semi-formal? Boutonnière?
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Just read "My Booky Wook" by @RustyRockets - stellar, madcap entertainment of delicious trainwreck age.

