Giant Red Carpet - Comedian - RSS Feed http://giantredcarpet.com/comedian Recent tweets by Comedian on Giant Red Carpet en-us Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:17:44 GMT Joan Rivers: Fashion Police Weekly starts Sept. 10 at 10:30pm on E! After our show, worst-dressed stars call their stylists & scream: Go Frock Yourself! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22842329354 Joan Rivers: Fashion Police Weekly starts Sept. 10 at 10:30pm on E! After our show, worst-dressed stars call their stylists & scream: Go Frock Yourself!

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:13:08 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22842329354 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Dane Cook: the man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed http://twitpic.com/2knups http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22841903028 Dane Cook: the man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed http://twitpic.com/2knups

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:06:57 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22841903028 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: somethings wrong with that 3rd Jonas brother http://twitpic.com/2knumf http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22841880729 Dane Cook: somethings wrong with that 3rd Jonas brother http://twitpic.com/2knumf

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:06:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22841880729 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: she wants that flag and someday shes gonna get that flag aint she? http://twitpic.com/2knl2j http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839714526 Dane Cook: she wants that flag and someday shes gonna get that flag aint she? http://twitpic.com/2knl2j

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:34:59 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839714526 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: i was born in this chair and this is where I would like to die http://twitpic.com/2knkl0 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839601114 Dane Cook: i was born in this chair and this is where I would like to die http://twitpic.com/2knkl0

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:33:19 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839601114 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: weird guy working out on a boat with another weirdo watching .... why again? http://twitpic.com/2knjme http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839384871 Dane Cook: weird guy working out on a boat with another weirdo watching .... why again? http://twitpic.com/2knjme

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:30:12 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839384871 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: only girls with stripped shirts can live in this city http://twitpic.com/2knirq http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839196283 Dane Cook: only girls with stripped shirts can live in this city http://twitpic.com/2knirq

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:27:27 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839196283 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: i like lime http://twitpic.com/2knim7 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839161212 Dane Cook: i like lime http://twitpic.com/2knim7

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:26:57 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22839161212 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Sarah Silverman: GO SEE MY TV DAD TONIGHT! RT @cococohen The Mark Cohen Band at Molly Malone's 575 S. Fairfax Ave. LA 8 PM http://giantredcarpet.com/SarahKSilverman/statuses/22838817213 Sarah Silverman: GO SEE MY TV DAD TONIGHT! RT @cococohen The Mark Cohen Band at Molly Malone's 575 S. Fairfax Ave. LA 8 PM

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:21:53 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SarahKSilverman/statuses/22838817213 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1092842340/kszvN_normal.jpg SarahKSilverman Dane Cook: not sure who sent me this just now but this guys pumping iron on a boat why? http://twitpic.com/2knfy4 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22838338119 Dane Cook: not sure who sent me this just now but this guys pumping iron on a boat why? http://twitpic.com/2knfy4

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:14:48 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22838338119 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: only girls with stripped shirts can live in this city http://twitpic.com/2knc45 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22837440248 Dane Cook: only girls with stripped shirts can live in this city http://twitpic.com/2knc45

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:01:28 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22837440248 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: girlllll this club sucks i cant believe i got my hair did for this http://twitpic.com/2knb7q http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22837246784 Dane Cook: girlllll this club sucks i cant believe i got my hair did for this http://twitpic.com/2knb7q

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:58:29 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22837246784 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: tee hee caught u sir and ur on my new passing the time event called make a stranger famous on Dane Cooks twitter http://twitpic.com/2kn8r3 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836696911 Dane Cook: tee hee caught u sir and ur on my new passing the time event called make a stranger famous on Dane Cooks twitter http://twitpic.com/2kn8r3

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:50:06 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836696911 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: worst class ever http://twitpic.com/2kn8fh http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836618102 Dane Cook: worst class ever http://twitpic.com/2kn8fh

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:48:57 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836618102 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: some dont need captions just look at it and wonder http://twitpic.com/2kn7xj http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836498604 Dane Cook: some dont need captions just look at it and wonder http://twitpic.com/2kn7xj

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:47:11 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836498604 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: these pix r great ... unsuspecting people sleeping holding their balls is funny -- great pix http://twitpic.com/2kn6z5 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836267831 Dane Cook: these pix r great ... unsuspecting people sleeping holding their balls is funny -- great pix http://twitpic.com/2kn6z5

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:43:44 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836267831 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: baby i ... well ... i just need some time on my own ya know? to ... well ... to think about shit http://twitpic.com/2kn6ee http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836119617 Dane Cook: baby i ... well ... i just need some time on my own ya know? to ... well ... to think about shit http://twitpic.com/2kn6ee

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:41:31 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22836119617 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: well by the looks of the background this hospital has all the latest medical tools needed to assist this man http://twitpic.com/2kn58k http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835843276 Dane Cook: well by the looks of the background this hospital has all the latest medical tools needed to assist this man http://twitpic.com/2kn58k

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:37:21 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835843276 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: captured! the dalai lama going to his car! http://twitpic.com/2kn4sb http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835734491 Dane Cook: captured! the dalai lama going to his car! http://twitpic.com/2kn4sb

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:35:43 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835734491 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: juice boxes yo that shit will knock you the fuck out http://twitpic.com/2kn475 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835592193 Dane Cook: juice boxes yo that shit will knock you the fuck out http://twitpic.com/2kn475

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:33:35 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835592193 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: creepy guy at work?!?! thanks for the candy!!! http://twitpic.com/2kn3fn http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835404344 Dane Cook: creepy guy at work?!?! thanks for the candy!!! http://twitpic.com/2kn3fn

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:30:50 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835404344 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: ur famous on my twitter --- NO APOLOGIES EVER! http://twitpic.com/2kn3aw http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835373459 Dane Cook: ur famous on my twitter --- NO APOLOGIES EVER! http://twitpic.com/2kn3aw

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:30:23 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835373459 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: is this safe? legal? sane? http://twitpic.com/2kn2cf http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835143432 Dane Cook: is this safe? legal? sane? http://twitpic.com/2kn2cf

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:26:59 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835143432 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: maam its suppose to be have a Coke and a smile not have a Coke and a death stare http://twitpic.com/2kn1sl http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835018914 Dane Cook: maam its suppose to be have a Coke and a smile not have a Coke and a death stare http://twitpic.com/2kn1sl

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:25:06 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22835018914 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: lots to see here but my real question -- can RAID be used as a deodorant? http://twitpic.com/2kn1dz http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834921698 Dane Cook: lots to see here but my real question -- can RAID be used as a deodorant? http://twitpic.com/2kn1dz

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:23:39 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834921698 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: back to work fry guy http://twitpic.com/2kn018 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834590836 Dane Cook: back to work fry guy http://twitpic.com/2kn018

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:18:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834590836 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: dream of music young one dream of music http://twitpic.com/2kmzw1 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834555159 Dane Cook: dream of music young one dream of music http://twitpic.com/2kmzw1

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:18:07 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834555159 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: marty mcfly has sex with wyatt earp and this guy popped out http://twitpic.com/2kmyne http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834258991 Dane Cook: marty mcfly has sex with wyatt earp and this guy popped out http://twitpic.com/2kmyne

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:13:38 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834258991 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: until they legalize gay im drinkin all these drinks http://twitpic.com/2kmxm6 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834009793 Dane Cook: until they legalize gay im drinkin all these drinks http://twitpic.com/2kmxm6

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:09:54 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22834009793 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: im reading DCs twitter -- wow imagine if someone took a photo of ME!>? Wowzers! http://twitpic.com/2kmxcz http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833944728 Dane Cook: im reading DCs twitter -- wow imagine if someone took a photo of ME!>? Wowzers! http://twitpic.com/2kmxcz

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:08:55 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833944728 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: I worked my god damn shirt off my big fat belly http://twitpic.com/2kmx43 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833890536 Dane Cook: I worked my god damn shirt off my big fat belly http://twitpic.com/2kmx43

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:08:06 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833890536 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: first im gonna eat these fries and then maybe this babies head for dessert http://twitpic.com/2kmuue http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833305813 Dane Cook: first im gonna eat these fries and then maybe this babies head for dessert http://twitpic.com/2kmuue

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:59:30 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833305813 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: there is a presenceeeeeeee in this houssssseeeeeeeeeeee http://twitpic.com/2kmuj2 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833231196 Dane Cook: there is a presenceeeeeeee in this houssssseeeeeeeeeeee http://twitpic.com/2kmuj2

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:58:21 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833231196 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Conan O'Brien: Now that you know the name of my new show, I'd like you to please welcome our very first sponsor: Utz Pub Mix http://bit.ly/aBtszp http://giantredcarpet.com/conanobrien/statuses/22833123721 Conan O'Brien: Now that you know the name of my new show, I'd like you to please welcome our very first sponsor: Utz Pub Mix http://bit.ly/aBtszp

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:56:42 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/conanobrien/statuses/22833123721 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/728337241/conan_4cred_normal.jpg conanobrien Dane Cook: man life is tough reading books under ugly balloons all day YOU have been caught on Dane Cooks Twitter feed http://twitpic.com/2kmty1 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833091101 Dane Cook: man life is tough reading books under ugly balloons all day YOU have been caught on Dane Cooks Twitter feed http://twitpic.com/2kmty1

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:56:12 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833091101 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: this man is sleeping on his flight and dreaming of a fresh beverage shave shower and shit http://twitpic.com/2kmtmo http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833012848 Dane Cook: this man is sleeping on his flight and dreaming of a fresh beverage shave shower and shit http://twitpic.com/2kmtmo

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:55:01 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22833012848 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: sleeeeeep young boy and know thousands of people see u on Dane Cooks twitterrrrrrr http://twitpic.com/2kmtdu http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832950277 Dane Cook: sleeeeeep young boy and know thousands of people see u on Dane Cooks twitterrrrrrr http://twitpic.com/2kmtdu

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:54:03 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832950277 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: nice hat elderly lady now on the Internet http://twitpic.com/2kmsew http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832719240 Dane Cook: nice hat elderly lady now on the Internet http://twitpic.com/2kmsew

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:50:30 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832719240 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: poolside with Kim Kardashian? http://twitpic.com/2kms7x http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832678029 Dane Cook: poolside with Kim Kardashian? http://twitpic.com/2kms7x

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:49:54 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832678029 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: hi lady -- u r famous on twitter now http://twitpic.com/2kmrvl http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832593796 Dane Cook: hi lady -- u r famous on twitter now http://twitpic.com/2kmrvl

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:48:36 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832593796 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: laundry day is im famous day http://twitpic.com/2kmri3 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832507707 Dane Cook: laundry day is im famous day http://twitpic.com/2kmri3

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:47:17 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832507707 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: this is classic getting crazy pix from all over the world. here r a few people who dont know they r famous now http://twitpic.com/2kmrcj http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832468183 Dane Cook: this is classic getting crazy pix from all over the world. here r a few people who dont know they r famous now http://twitpic.com/2kmrcj

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:46:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22832468183 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: take a pic of some1 around u right now email 2 me. I will post it. Lets make a stranger famous 4 no reason at all direct2dane@danecook.com http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22831848038 Dane Cook: take a pic of some1 around u right now email 2 me. I will post it. Lets make a stranger famous 4 no reason at all direct2dane@danecook .com

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:37:15 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22831848038 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Joan Rivers: No it already opened in TO. Opens in Calgary, Edmonton & Ottowa tomorrow RT @GregoryProject is it not opening @ The Toronto Intl Film Fest? http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22830166329 Joan Rivers: No it already opened in TO. Opens in Calgary, Edmonton & Ottowa tomorrow RT @GregoryProject is it not opening @ The Toronto Intl Film Fest?

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:11:14 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22830166329 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Joan Rivers: Indeed! On November 3rd my documentary "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" opens Doc/Fest! RT @HarvBlue are you really coming to Sheffield, UK? http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22829838695 Joan Rivers: Indeed! On November 3rd my documentary "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" opens Doc/Fest! RT @HarvBlue are you really coming to Sheffield, UK?

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:06:00 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22829838695 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers George Lopez: RT @lopezfoundation: Brian Soto is running across the country to raise awareness and donations for the foundation! Fo ... http://tmi.me/YCHE http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22826022219 George Lopez: RT @lopezfoundation : Brian Soto is running across the country to raise awareness and donations for the foundation! Fo ... http://tmi.me/YCHE

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:02:19 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22826022219 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Sarah Silverman: My favorite planets are Mercury, Saturn and Mazda. http://giantredcarpet.com/SarahKSilverman/statuses/22825384150 Sarah Silverman: My favorite planets are Mercury, Saturn and Mazda.

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:51:34 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SarahKSilverman/statuses/22825384150 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1092842340/kszvN_normal.jpg SarahKSilverman Dane Cook: Ffffffffffff http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22819025904 Dane Cook: Ffffffffffff

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:05:35 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22819025904 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Joan Rivers: I'll bet she wishes!! RT @nanjan62 Paris Hilton's bust is made of cocaine??? http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22818012732 Joan Rivers: I'll bet she wishes!! RT @nanjan62 Paris Hilton's bust is made of cocaine???

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:50:02 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22818012732 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Joan Rivers: Update on Paris Hilton's cocaine bust: Her Gucci handbag, which cost her three grand, now has a street value of ten! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22817451630 Joan Rivers: Update on Paris Hilton's cocaine bust: Her Gucci handbag, which cost her three grand, now has a street value of ten!

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 13:41:26 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22817451630 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers George Lopez: St Andrews at the Old Course .. These are the caddies .. What a country ! And no one wants to my papers ! http://tweetphoto.com/42848965 http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22812885122 George Lopez: St Andrews at the Old Course .. These are the caddies .. What a country ! And no one wants to my papers ! http://tweetphoto.com/42848965

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:37:20 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22812885122 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez George Lopez: RT @WeLuvLaLa: If U♥ The Anthonys, RT this! 9/15 they'll b live on @georgelopez Show! 9/19 they hit @VH1 at 1 ... http://tmi.me/YoUq http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22812352832 George Lopez: RT @WeLuvLaLa : If U♥ The Anthonys, RT this! 9/15 they'll b live on @georgelopez Show! 9/19 they hit @VH1 at 1 ... http://tmi.me/YoUq

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:30:16 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22812352832 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Kevin Nealon: Manifesto writing paper should not be sold. http://giantredcarpet.com/kevin_nealon/statuses/22811177022 Kevin Nealon: Manifesto writing paper should not be sold.

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:14:57 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/kevin_nealon/statuses/22811177022 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/557774500/IMG_1731_normal.JPG kevin_nealon Kevin Nealon: Manifesto paper should not be sold. http://giantredcarpet.com/kevin_nealon/statuses/22810618824 Kevin Nealon: Manifesto paper should not be sold.

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:07:44 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/kevin_nealon/statuses/22810618824 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/557774500/IMG_1731_normal.JPG kevin_nealon Stephen Fry: The Stephen Fry Daily is out - read this Twitter newspaper on http://paper.li/stephenfry (200 contributions today) http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22806205844 Stephen Fry: The Stephen Fry Daily is out - read this Twitter newspaper on http://paper.li/stephenfry (200 contributions today)

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:12:43 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22806205844 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1035438413/6b94699a-0e00-43f4-adf3-0b54663f4531_normal.png stephenfry Kevin Nealon: Who needs politicians? California could run itself with all the self-help books. http://giantredcarpet.com/kevin_nealon/statuses/22800563700 Kevin Nealon: Who needs politicians? California could run itself with all the self-help books.

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:04:08 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/kevin_nealon/statuses/22800563700 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/557774500/IMG_1731_normal.JPG kevin_nealon George Lopez: Via @OldCourseHotel " We're glad to hear it! Did you sample the Jigger Ale?" Yes ! They gave me a souvenir glass "cheers ! http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22799720034 George Lopez: Via @OldCourseHotel " We're glad to hear it! Did you sample the Jigger Ale?" Yes ! They gave me a souvenir glass "cheers !

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:53:31 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22799720034 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez George Lopez: Via @OldCourseHotel " That's a great picture of you and Antoinette George! Thanks for posting it!" I'm having my best vacation ! http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22789524586 George Lopez: Via @OldCourseHotel " That's a great picture of you and Antoinette George! Thanks for posting it!" I'm having my best vacation !

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:17:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22789524586 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Stephen Fry: Wheezing and sneezing like a warthog here in a photographic studio. Bah. http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22786642961 Stephen Fry: Wheezing and sneezing like a warthog here in a photographic studio. Bah.

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 06:17:26 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22786642961 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1035438413/6b94699a-0e00-43f4-adf3-0b54663f4531_normal.png stephenfry Stephen Fry: PDC's official charity @SignHealth are creating a world record for the most people playing darts at the same time http://bit.ly/96uMN1 http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22781516054 Stephen Fry: PDC's official charity @SignHealth are creating a world record for the most people playing darts at the same time http://bit.ly/96uMN1

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]]> Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:17:23 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22781516054 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1035438413/6b94699a-0e00-43f4-adf3-0b54663f4531_normal.png stephenfry Al Yankovic: Fun show in Minneapolis tonight. Other than that one weird moment when Prince bum-rushed the stage. #Awkward http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/22767239202 Al Yankovic: Fun show in Minneapolis tonight. Other than that one weird moment when Prince bum-rushed the stage. #Awkward

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:31:58 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/22767239202 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/246073324/IL2_normal.jpg alyankovic Joan Rivers: Hollywood News: Fresh off the success of Temple Grandin, Claire Danes' next film is about an autistic Jewish woman named Temple Beth Grandin http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22757304363 Joan Rivers: Hollywood News: Fresh off the success of Temple Grandin, Claire Danes' next film is about an autistic Jewish woman named Temple Beth Grandin

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:06:06 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22757304363 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Bob Saget: Me too. Love Green Day. Billie Joe did a headstand! RT @boberino: @bobsaget saw u @GreenDay sir, wanted to say hi but was a bit star struck http://giantredcarpet.com/bobsaget/statuses/22754919364 Bob Saget: Me too. Love Green Day. Billie Joe did a headstand! RT @boberino : @bobsaget saw u @GreenDay sir, wanted to say hi but was a bit star struck

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:33:08 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/bobsaget/statuses/22754919364 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110897975/StrangeDaysPicC_normal.jpg bobsaget Dane Cook: Contemplating if I should hop on a random WI-FI signal I picked up named JoinThisUFuckingDie http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22754599476 Dane Cook: Contemplating if I should hop on a random WI-FI signal I picked up named JoinThisUFuckingDie

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:28:43 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22754599476 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Joan Rivers: America is in such a culture war. The other night, I watched Snooki mud-wrestling with Charlie Rose! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22754490157 Joan Rivers: America is in such a culture war. The other night, I watched Snooki mud-wrestling with Charlie Rose!

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:27:08 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22754490157 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Dane Cook: Sneak peek #2. The illustruous Barbara Hershey & I in the forthcoming film Answers to Nothing. http://twitpic.com/2kcre6 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22748606369 Dane Cook: Sneak peek #2. The illustruous Barbara Hershey & I in the forthcoming film Answers to Nothing. http://twitpic.com/2kcre6

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:04:11 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22748606369 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: Sneak peak #2. The illustruous Barbara Hershey & I in the forthcoming film Answers to Nothing. http://twitpic.com/2kcre6 http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22748545624 Dane Cook: Sneak peak #2. The illustruous Barbara Hershey & I in the forthcoming film Answers to Nothing. http://twitpic.com/2kcre6

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:03:18 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22748545624 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Dane Cook: bankruptcy must suck but sexruptcy is humiliating & deathruptcy is just devestating http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22747670578 Dane Cook: bankruptcy must suck but sexruptcy is humiliating & deathruptcy is just devestating

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:50:44 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22747670578 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Joan Rivers: Thanks for all those pocket tweets! @chriscolfer! You're adorable on @gleeonfox. All the best this year, and tell Ryan I say hello. xoxo http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22746704957 Joan Rivers: Thanks for all those pocket tweets! @chriscolfer ! You're adorable on @gleeonfox . All the best this year, and tell Ryan I say hello. xoxo

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:36:44 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22746704957 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Dane Cook: Sneak peek @SamTrammell & I as the corrupt Sheriff Cowley & Sheriff Hutchins in the bad ass Guns,Girls&Gambling http://twitpic.com/2kcjuu http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22746666998 Dane Cook: Sneak peek @SamTrammell & I as the corrupt Sheriff Cowley & Sheriff Hutchins in the bad ass Guns,Girls&Gambling http://twitpic.com/2kcjuu

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:36:10 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22746666998 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Joan Rivers: I love you and I hope it reopens in time for my movie!!! xoox RT @boygeorge Sheffield has just been closed down! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22746557646 Joan Rivers: I love you and I hope it reopens in time for my movie!!! xoox RT @boygeorge Sheffield has just been closed down!

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:34:33 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22746557646 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Dane Cook: Twitter wants me 2 follow @joelmchale wonder if hes being asked 2 follow me. So here we are.. a couple of Twitter gunslingers.. http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22742086919 Dane Cook: Twitter wants me 2 follow @joelmchale wonder if hes being asked 2 follow me. So here we are.. a couple of Twitter gunslingers..

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:28:58 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/22742086919 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1110280267/DaneCook_05_normal.jpg danecook Al Yankovic: In Minneapolis. Getting ready to rock 15,000 people. Including @BillCorbett. http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/22741317323 Al Yankovic: In Minneapolis. Getting ready to rock 15,000 people. Including @BillCorbett .

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:17:34 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/22741317323 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/246073324/IL2_normal.jpg alyankovic Joan Rivers: To all of my Canadian friends! "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will open in Calgary, Edmonton and Ottawa this Friday, Sept. 3rd. Go see it!!! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22737237019 Joan Rivers: To all of my Canadian friends! "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will open in Calgary, Edmonton and Ottawa this Friday, Sept. 3rd. Go see it!!!

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:13:32 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22737237019 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers Jim Gaffigan: Thank you Apple for inventing the software to fix the software you invented that broke my phone. http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22736721757 Jim Gaffigan: Thank you Apple for inventing the software to fix the software you invented that broke my phone.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:05:16 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22736721757 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/906513737/j_and_k_new_normal.jpg jimgaffigan George Lopez: AnToinette from the Jigger Inn at St Andrews .. Cheers .. Please visit this spot its brilliant ! http://tweetphoto.com/42711622 http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22736030350 George Lopez: AnToinette from the Jigger Inn at St Andrews .. Cheers .. Please visit this spot its brilliant ! http://tweetphoto.com/42711622

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:54:11 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22736030350 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Jim Gaffigan: Dear Poopie Pants' Responders, I'M not the one holding them hostage. Save your pseudo-moral judgments for every late night talk show. http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22735087704 Jim Gaffigan: Dear Poopie Pants' Responders, I'M not the one holding them hostage. Save your pseudo-moral judgments for every late night talk show.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:39:15 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22735087704 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/906513737/j_and_k_new_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Jim Gaffigan: You'd think there'd be a hostage situation at the Mystery Channel building. http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22734499809 Jim Gaffigan: You'd think there'd be a hostage situation at the Mystery Channel building.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:29:28 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22734499809 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/906513737/j_and_k_new_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Jim Gaffigan: "Hostage Situation at the Discovery Channel Building." I'm shocked! The Discovery Channel has its' own building?! http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22734238205 Jim Gaffigan: "Hostage Situation at the Discovery Channel Building." I'm shocked! The Discovery Channel has its' own building?!

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:25:17 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/22734238205 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/906513737/j_and_k_new_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Stephen Fry: Honey lemon and scotch going down well but I think bed is the best cure. http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22733380075 Stephen Fry: Honey lemon and scotch going down well but I think bed is the best cure.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:11:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22733380075 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1035438413/6b94699a-0e00-43f4-adf3-0b54663f4531_normal.png stephenfry Stephen Colbert: Can anybody babysit for me while I'm on break? Or to be more accurate, baby-cageless-cobra-sit for me? http://giantredcarpet.com/StephenAtHome/statuses/22732664374 Stephen Colbert: Can anybody babysit for me while I'm on break? Or to be more accurate, baby-cageless-cobra-sit for me?

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:00:38 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/StephenAtHome/statuses/22732664374 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/568525297/Picture_normal.png StephenAtHome Joan Rivers: CONGRATULATIONS! RT @LateNightJimmy @JimmyFallon Today is our 300th show. Thanks so much to all of you for watching and supporting us! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22729831292 Joan Rivers: CONGRATULATIONS! RT @LateNightJimmy @JimmyFallon Today is our 300th show. Thanks so much to all of you for watching and supporting us!

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:17:25 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22729831292 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers George Lopez: Via @MikeTyson "Thank you George" as a boxing historian, I hope you realize your impact on the sport and your place in history is secure. http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22729364343 George Lopez: Via @MikeTyson "Thank you George" as a boxing historian, I hope you realize your impact on the sport and your place in history is secure.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:10:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22729364343 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez George Lopez: Via @MikeTyson: me & my brother #Tupac http://tweetphoto.com/42696507" 2 warriors and true champions ! better times ! http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22728603240 George Lopez: Via @MikeTyson : me & my brother #Tupac http://tweetphoto.com/42696507" 2 warriors and true champions ! better times !

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:59:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22728603240 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Joan Rivers: Rosie O’Donnell and Gayle King will both have shows on Oprah Winfrey’s new network. They are like the three Muffketeers. http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22728478897 Joan Rivers: Rosie O’Donnell and Gayle King will both have shows on Oprah Winfrey’s new network. They are like the three Muffketeers.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:57:49 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22728478897 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers George Lopez: http://bit.ly/9UjxR5. " Singing this song" at The Jigger Inn at St Andrews ! http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22728017451 George Lopez: http://bit.ly/9UjxR5. " Singing this song" at The Jigger Inn at St Andrews !

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:51:20 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22728017451 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Penn Jillette: It was 12 years ago today that I had my first upright bass lesson, so I could play Dickie's Part in "Jimmy Crack Corn" with Tommy Smothers. http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/22722835422 Penn Jillette: It was 12 years ago today that I had my first upright bass lesson, so I could play Dickie's Part in "Jimmy Crack Corn" with Tommy Smothers.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:42:21 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/22722835422 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1110726280/haircut_normal.jpg pennjillette Penn Jillette: It was 13 years ago today that I had my first upright bass lesson, so I could play Dickie's Part in "Jimmy Crack Corn" with Tommy Smothers. http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/22722788247 Penn Jillette: It was 13 years ago today that I had my first upright bass lesson, so I could play Dickie's Part in "Jimmy Crack Corn" with Tommy Smothers.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:41:44 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/22722788247 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1110726280/haircut_normal.jpg pennjillette Al Yankovic: Just spent the whole morning training these ducks to form an equilateral triangle. http://twitpic.com/2k9uh9 http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/22722041785 Al Yankovic: Just spent the whole morning training these ducks to form an equilateral triangle. http://twitpic.com/2k9uh9

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:32:07 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/22722041785 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/246073324/IL2_normal.jpg alyankovic Conan O'Brien: I announced the name of my show today right here: http://bit.ly/cc3jhU (Spoiler alert: The words "Tonight" and "Show" aren't in it.) http://giantredcarpet.com/conanobrien/statuses/22716341817 Conan O'Brien: I announced the name of my show today right here: http://bit.ly/cc3jhU (Spoiler alert: The words "Tonight" and "Show" aren't in it.)

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:22:04 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/conanobrien/statuses/22716341817 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/728337241/conan_4cred_normal.jpg conanobrien Stephen Fry: The Stephen Fry Daily is out - read this Twitter newspaper on http://paper.li/stephenfry (201 contributions today) http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22715459345 Stephen Fry: The Stephen Fry Daily is out - read this Twitter newspaper on http://paper.li/stephenfry (201 contributions today)

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:11:36 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22715459345 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1035438413/6b94699a-0e00-43f4-adf3-0b54663f4531_normal.png stephenfry Stephen Colbert: Nobody puts Stephen in a corner. Because that's where I keep all my outdated movie references. http://giantredcarpet.com/StephenAtHome/statuses/22714508470 Stephen Colbert: Nobody puts Stephen in a corner. Because that's where I keep all my outdated movie references.

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:00:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/StephenAtHome/statuses/22714508470 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/568525297/Picture_normal.png StephenAtHome Joan Rivers: Attention UK! The news you've been waiting for: "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will show at Sheffield Doc/Fest on Nov. 3 & on More4 Nov. 9! http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22713357554 Joan Rivers: Attention UK! The news you've been waiting for: "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" will show at Sheffield Doc/Fest on Nov. 3 & on More4 Nov. 9!

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:47:17 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Joan_Rivers/statuses/22713357554 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1090007006/Animal_Joan_Image_3_normal.jpg Joan_Rivers George Lopez: If you gonna play st andrews .. Play like a #cholosofgolf and stand like one .. SHEEEOWW ! http://tweetphoto.com/42666156 http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22709761206 George Lopez: If you gonna play st andrews .. Play like a #cholosofgolf and stand like one .. SHEEEOWW ! http://tweetphoto.com/42666156

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:04:44 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22709761206 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Penn Jillette: @theosheckler - exactly http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/22708062335 Penn Jillette: @theosheckler - exactly

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:43:45 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/22708062335 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1110726280/haircut_normal.jpg pennjillette George Lopez: What's in the bag " besides" my flask .. Killer @ScottyCameron zarape GLO head covers http://tweetphoto.com/42650147 http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22699837528 George Lopez: What's in the bag " besides" my flask .. Killer @ScottyCameron zarape GLO head covers http://tweetphoto.com/42650147

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:45:00 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22699837528 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez George Lopez: Round 5 " Old Course" St Andrews .. Home of Golf #cholosofgolf . Homes Sweet Home ! http://tweetphoto.com/42645334 http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22697030906 George Lopez: Round 5 " Old Course" St Andrews .. Home of Golf #cholosofgolf . Homes Sweet Home ! http://tweetphoto.com/42645334

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:52:39 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/georgelopez/statuses/22697030906 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/500872962/twitterProfilePhoto_normal.jpg georgelopez Stephen Fry: My Rainforest Foundation friends @RFUK have their London 10k on Sept 5. Sporty types register here http://tinyurl.com/yg33zgb http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22696996187 Stephen Fry: My Rainforest Foundation friends @RFUK have their London 10k on Sept 5. Sporty types register here http://tinyurl.com/yg33zgb

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:51:58 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22696996187 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1035438413/6b94699a-0e00-43f4-adf3-0b54663f4531_normal.png stephenfry Russell Brand: From russellbrand.tv: Russell talking about Despicable Me http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/09/russell-talking-about-despicable-me/ http://giantredcarpet.com/rustyrockets/statuses/22694889473 Russell Brand: From russellbrand.tv: Russell talking about Despicable Me http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/09/russell-talking-about-despicable-me/

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]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2010 06:09:07 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/rustyrockets/statuses/22694889473 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1109185776/Russell_Brand_normal.jpg rustyrockets Stephen Fry: SAS to host a gay wedding! You could be that couple. Who dares, grins. http://bit.ly/aWYSdZ http://giantredcarpet.com/stephenfry/statuses/22694060320 Stephen Fry: SAS to host a gay wedding! You could be that couple. Who dares, grins. http://bit.ly/aWYSdZ

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