Giant Red Carpet - Comedian - RSS Feed http://giantredcarpet.com/comedian Recent tweets by Comedian on Giant Red Carpet en-us Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:56:50 GMT Steve Martin: I WAS IN BED. "@NormanMoran: @SteveMartinToGo Thought you went to bed..." http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166352928553180000 Steve Martin: I WAS IN BED. "@NormanMoran : @SteveMartinToGo Thought you went to bed..."

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:50:03 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166352928553180000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Steve Martin: Best goaline entry ever. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166351813782680000 Steve Martin: Best goaline entry ever.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:45:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166351813782680000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Steve Martin: Wow! What a game. Two minutes left. Headin' off to bed. Will get results in the morning. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166350399970870000 Steve Martin: Wow! What a game. Two minutes left. Headin' off to bed. Will get results in the morning.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:40:00 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166350399970870000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Aziz Ansari: Wonder if the Patriots lack of focus has anything to do with Hitch being on TBS. http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166349743159660000 Aziz Ansari: Wonder if the Patriots lack of focus has anything to do with Hitch being on TBS.

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:37:24 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166349743159660000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Al Yankovic: "An extinction level event threatens mankind...the world has only one hope left... Teddy Ruxpin." #SuperBowlMovieAd http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/166344958213760000 Al Yankovic: "An extinction level event threatens mankind...the world has only one hope left... Teddy Ruxpin." #SuperBowlMovieAd

(By @alyankovic - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:18:23 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/alyankovic/statuses/166344958213760000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/246073324/IL2_normal.jpg alyankovic Steve Martin: Where do I text my vote? http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166343257347990000 Steve Martin: Where do I text my vote?

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:11:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166343257347990000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Aziz Ansari: I'm about tackle some cookies. http://t.co/ZBhJPu1I http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166343034315870000 Aziz Ansari: I'm about tackle some cookies. http://t.co/ZBhJPu1I

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:10:45 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166343034315870000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: That was a great interception but I bet Blackburn woulda rather caught one of these tasty donuts. http://t.co/m0yq9RbI http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166342652902650000 Aziz Ansari: That was a great interception but I bet Blackburn woulda rather caught one of these tasty donuts. http://t.co/m0yq9RbI

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:09:14 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166342652902650000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Norm MacDonald: First timeout hits in 4th quarter. Huge payday. http://giantredcarpet.com/normmacdonald/statuses/166342048071420000 Norm MacDonald: First timeout hits in 4th quarter. Huge payday.

(By @normmacdonald - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:06:49 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/normmacdonald/statuses/166342048071420000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1281990037/Unknown_normal.jpeg normmacdonald Dax Shepard: I feel like I'm getting the "regional feed" of commercials. Waiting for a Diamond Exchange in Tustin spot. http://giantredcarpet.com/daxshepard1/statuses/166339873853290000 Dax Shepard: I feel like I'm getting the "regional feed" of commercials. Waiting for a Diamond Exchange in Tustin spot.

(By @daxshepard1 - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:58:11 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/daxshepard1/statuses/166339873853290000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1093610361/sundance_normal.PNG daxshepard1 Jeff Garlin: I'm happy about it. http://giantredcarpet.com/jgarlin/statuses/166339037358080000 Jeff Garlin: I'm happy about it.

(By @jgarlin - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:54:51 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jgarlin/statuses/166339037358080000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1476796215/JeffGarlin_twitter1_normal.jpg jgarlin Jeff Garlin: I'm not watching the Super Bowl. I'm at a teenage dance recital. And you know what? I'm happy about. http://giantredcarpet.com/jgarlin/statuses/166338808076450000 Jeff Garlin: I'm not watching the Super Bowl. I'm at a teenage dance recital. And you know what? I'm happy about.

(By @jgarlin - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:53:56 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jgarlin/statuses/166338808076450000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1476796215/JeffGarlin_twitter1_normal.jpg jgarlin Steve Martin: Can't wait for the game to be over and they announce the final score. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166338413379850000 Steve Martin: Can't wait for the game to be over and they announce the final score.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:52:22 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166338413379850000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Steve Martin: Commerciality ruining this year's Superbowl ads. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166336407613350000 Steve Martin: Commerciality ruining this year's Superbowl ads.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:44:24 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166336407613350000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Aziz Ansari: Landry Clarke nails the field goal! #SadGlanceToTyraintheStadium http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166336182769300000 Aziz Ansari: Landry Clarke nails the field goal! #SadGlanceToTyraintheStadium

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:43:31 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166336182769300000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Nick Kroll: Why do beverage companies think that we care so deeply about the fate of their delivery truck drivers? http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166335708670350000 Nick Kroll: Why do beverage companies think that we care so deeply about the fate of their delivery truck drivers?

(By @nickkroll - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:41:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166335708670350000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1227874122/nk_upsidedownglasses_normal.jpg nickkroll Aziz Ansari: WOW! #TalkingBoutDisFoodNottheTouchdown http://t.co/7ZV2M7M0 http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166333440109720000 Aziz Ansari: WOW! #TalkingBoutDisFoodNottheTouchdown http://t.co/7ZV2M7M0

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:32:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166333440109720000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Dane Cook: #PATS #PATS #PATS http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166333226435090000 Dane Cook: #PATS #PATS #PATS

(By @danecook - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:31:46 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166333226435090000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook John Hodgman: “@cokes311: ray kuzwell was just on a super bowl ad #ragnarok”//thank you for bringing this to my attention. Was it an ad for vitamins? http://giantredcarpet.com/hodgman/statuses/166333098198450000 John Hodgman: “@cokes311 : ray kuzwell was just on a super bowl ad #ragnarok”//thank you for bringing this to my attention. Was it an ad for vitamins?

(By @hodgman - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:31:15 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/hodgman/statuses/166333098198450000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1504330591/ThatIsAll_normal.jpg hodgman Horatio Sanz: Collinsworth trying to do Clint. #giveitupdude http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166332208641090000 Horatio Sanz: Collinsworth trying to do Clint. #giveitupdude

(By @MrHoratioSanz - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:27:43 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166332208641090000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1072445288/Staythirsty3_normal.jpg MrHoratioSanz Horatio Sanz: Perfect opportunity for Clint use racial slurs from Gran Torino, in that Detroit commercial. http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166331134429500000 Horatio Sanz: Perfect opportunity for Clint use racial slurs from Gran Torino, in that Detroit commercial.

(By @MrHoratioSanz - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:23:27 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166331134429500000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1072445288/Staythirsty3_normal.jpg MrHoratioSanz Jim Gaffigan: Me & @missamerica ( @jeanniegaffigan is miss galaxy) #xlvipics http://t.co/ETpUyV4n http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166330778534420000 Jim Gaffigan: Me & @missamerica ( @jeanniegaffigan is miss galaxy) #xlvipics http://t.co/ETpUyV4n

(By @jimgaffigan - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:22:02 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166330778534420000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Jim Gaffigan: Me & the dad of @kalenirsay #xlvipics http://t.co/9cmfIJVO http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166329875769210000 Jim Gaffigan: Me & the dad of @kalenirsay #xlvipics http://t.co/9cmfIJVO

(By @jimgaffigan - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:18:28 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166329875769210000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Dane Cook: Weirdst halftime show. Madonna had blond chest hair and CeeLo was wearing the entire night sky. http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166329427175810000 Dane Cook: Weirdst halftime show. Madonna had blond chest hair and CeeLo was wearing the entire night sky.

(By @danecook - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:16:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166329427175810000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Patton Oswalt: Oh my god, they smelted Madonna down into World Peace! We all win! #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166328889822550000 Patton Oswalt: Oh my god, they smelted Madonna down into World Peace! We all win! #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:14:32 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166328889822550000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Horatio Sanz: I was gonna say Madonna looks like a praying mantas. But ... She looked pretty damn good. http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166328843722950000 Horatio Sanz: I was gonna say Madonna looks like a praying mantas. But ... She looked pretty damn good.

(By @MrHoratioSanz - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:14:21 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166328843722950000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1072445288/Staythirsty3_normal.jpg MrHoratioSanz Steve Martin: Congrats to Madonna for great spot, especially considering game has resumed during last three minutes. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166328683987090000 Steve Martin: Congrats to Madonna for great spot, especially considering game has resumed during last three minutes.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:13:43 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166328683987090000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Nick Kroll: Madonna sounds great live. http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166328351114530000 Nick Kroll: Madonna sounds great live.

(By @nickkroll - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:12:23 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166328351114530000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1227874122/nk_upsidedownglasses_normal.jpg nickkroll Patton Oswalt: How is Gordon Lightfoot going to top this at next year's halftime show? #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166328223133740000 Patton Oswalt: How is Gordon Lightfoot going to top this at next year's halftime show? #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:11:53 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166328223133740000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt: Wow, this Movement to Music class at my aunt's senior center is KICKIN'. #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166327373757810000 Patton Oswalt: Wow, this Movement to Music class at my aunt's senior center is KICKIN'. #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:08:30 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166327373757810000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt: Note to self: Never get impressed by a slack rope walker on Ketamine before my halftime show pitch. #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166327023608930000 Patton Oswalt: Note to self: Never get impressed by a slack rope walker on Ketamine before my halftime show pitch. #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:07:07 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166327023608930000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Steve Martin: Was that Will Ferrell? http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166326841899100000 Steve Martin: Was that Will Ferrell?

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:06:23 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166326841899100000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Patton Oswalt: I literally just heard John Waters' eyes roll. #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166326475971240000 Patton Oswalt: I literally just heard John Waters' eyes roll. #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:04:56 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166326475971240000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt: Apparently, Madonna saw the movie 300 and thought, "I can go gayer." #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166325902945420000 Patton Oswalt: Apparently, Madonna saw the movie 300 and thought, "I can go gayer." #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:02:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166325902945420000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Steve Martin: Wow! Maggie Smith can really sing! http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166325847639330000 Steve Martin: Wow! Maggie Smith can really sing!

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:02:26 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166325847639330000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Aziz Ansari: Remember that Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago when Nelly whipped his dick out? That was crazy. http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166325710473000000 Aziz Ansari: Remember that Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago when Nelly whipped his dick out? That was crazy.

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:01:54 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166325710473000000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Wow. This has been the most delicious Super Bowl EVER. #ClearEyesFullTummiesCantLose http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166325407761710000 Aziz Ansari: Wow. This has been the most delicious Super Bowl EVER. #ClearEyesFullTummiesCantLose

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:00:42 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166325407761710000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Norm MacDonald: Has any team ever not used a timeout in the first half of a superbowl? http://giantredcarpet.com/normmacdonald/statuses/166324094697080000 Norm MacDonald: Has any team ever not used a timeout in the first half of a superbowl?

(By @normmacdonald - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:55:28 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/normmacdonald/statuses/166324094697080000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1281990037/Unknown_normal.jpeg normmacdonald Aziz Ansari: "If the jets didn't cut him that touchdown would have never happened." #SuggestingThingstoSaytoPeopleWhoKnowNothingAboutFootball http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166323993157180000 Aziz Ansari: "If the jets didn't cut him that touchdown would have never happened." #SuggestingThingstoSaytoPeopleWhoKnowNothingAboutFootball

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:55:04 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166323993157180000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Patton Oswalt: For Madonna's halftime show, you should probably just follow @julieklausner and @louisvirtel. I may be too appalled. #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166323943999930000 Patton Oswalt: For Madonna's halftime show, you should probably just follow @julieklausner and @louisvirtel . I may be too appalled. #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:54:53 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166323943999930000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Dane Cook: 10-9 #PATRIOTS ------ whoooo hooooo now Madonna can perform while I go eat mac & cheese. http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166322733242790000 Dane Cook: 10-9 #PATRIOTS ------ whoooo hooooo now Madonna can perform while I go eat mac & cheese.

(By @danecook - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:50:04 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166322733242790000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Aziz Ansari: Whoa someone just yelled "interception" and I thought they yelled "inception." That would make football way better. #TouchdownMrCobb http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166321975843760000 Aziz Ansari: Whoa someone just yelled "interception" and I thought they yelled "inception." That would make football way better. #TouchdownMrCobb

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:47:03 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166321975843760000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Touchdown!!! #FoodHitMyPlate http://t.co/ixha0lmk http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166320286357140000 Aziz Ansari: Touchdown!!! #FoodHitMyPlate http://t.co/ixha0lmk

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:40:21 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166320286357140000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Holy moly. This game just got really interesting. #FoodWise http://t.co/ROGUP0LV http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166320013203090000 Aziz Ansari: Holy moly. This game just got really interesting. #FoodWise http://t.co/ROGUP0LV

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:39:18 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166320013203090000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: It's still a one possession game. #SomethingSomeDudeNearMeJustSaid#SoundedSmart http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166319601741860000 Aziz Ansari: It's still a one possession game. #SomethingSomeDudeNearMeJustSaid#SoundedSmart

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:37:37 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166319601741860000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Patton Oswalt: If your name is "Gronkowski" you either crush at football or are the "fun" foreman at the slaughterhouse. #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166319137428220000 Patton Oswalt: If your name is "Gronkowski" you either crush at football or are the "fun" foreman at the slaughterhouse. #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:35:47 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166319137428220000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Nick Kroll: Belichik looks like a little kid who's mom made him brush his hair for his school picture... And then went to recess. http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166318933048170000 Nick Kroll: Belichik looks like a little kid who's mom made him brush his hair for his school picture... And then went to recess.

(By @nickkroll - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:34:58 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166318933048170000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1227874122/nk_upsidedownglasses_normal.jpg nickkroll Patton Oswalt: Wow, Chevy is 3 for 3 of brilliant Superbowl ads & that STAR WARS cantina ad can suck all the dicks. #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166318662687520000 Patton Oswalt: Wow, Chevy is 3 for 3 of brilliant Superbowl ads & that STAR WARS cantina ad can suck all the dicks. #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:33:53 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166318662687520000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Aziz Ansari: Wuh oh. Vince's dad also ejected for being too drunk. Dude was screaming about pie on his way out. Hope Vince is ok. #FridayNightLights http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166317872828780000 Aziz Ansari: Wuh oh. Vince's dad also ejected for being too drunk. Dude was screaming about pie on his way out. Hope Vince is ok. #FridayNightLights

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:30:45 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166317872828780000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Epic just thrown out of the stadium for fighting a cheerleader!!! #FridayNightLightsSuperBowlCommentary http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166317543403950000 Aziz Ansari: Epic just thrown out of the stadium for fighting a cheerleader!!! #FridayNightLightsSuperBowlCommentary

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:29:27 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166317543403950000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Buddy Garrity spotted taking down chicken fingers at the 40 yard line. #FridayNightLightsSuperBowlCommentary http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166317371345220000 Aziz Ansari: Buddy Garrity spotted taking down chicken fingers at the 40 yard line. #FridayNightLightsSuperBowlCommentary

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:28:46 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166317371345220000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Really psyched for the Crucifictorious Half Time show. #OnlyFootballIKnowisFridayNightLights http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166316872952840000 Aziz Ansari: Really psyched for the Crucifictorious Half Time show. #OnlyFootballIKnowisFridayNightLights

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:26:47 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166316872952840000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Oh shit the Patriots just put in Ray "Voodoo" Tatum. Saracen is gonna have to really buckle down. #FridayNightLightsSuperBowlCommentary http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166316036914810000 Aziz Ansari: Oh shit the Patriots just put in Ray "Voodoo" Tatum. Saracen is gonna have to really buckle down. #FridayNightLightsSuperBowlCommentary

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:23:27 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166316036914810000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Hope someone gets a touchdown and does a Tinker Shuffle. #OnlyFootballIKnowisFridayNightLights http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166315786586160000 Aziz Ansari: Hope someone gets a touchdown and does a Tinker Shuffle. #OnlyFootballIKnowisFridayNightLights

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:22:28 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166315786586160000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: I know nothing about football, so I pretend all the players are from Friday Night Lights. "Leggo Smash Williams!! Toss it to Riggins!!" http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166315588422090000 Aziz Ansari: I know nothing about football, so I pretend all the players are from Friday Night Lights. "Leggo Smash Williams!! Toss it to Riggins!!"

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:21:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166315588422090000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Penn Jillette: Oh my goodness, here's our buddies OK-Go with another genius event - http://t.co/jEYZM8VN I just love them so much. http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166315454787360000 Penn Jillette: Oh my goodness, here's our buddies OK-Go with another genius event - http://t.co/jEYZM8VN I just love them so much.

(By @pennjillette - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:21:09 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166315454787360000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1478823464/Screen_shot_2011-08-05_at_12.36.38_AM_normal.png pennjillette Nick Kroll: Pretty sure steven tyler poops silk bandanas. http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166314305317380000 Nick Kroll: Pretty sure steven tyler poops silk bandanas.

(By @nickkroll - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:16:35 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166314305317380000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1227874122/nk_upsidedownglasses_normal.jpg nickkroll Patton Oswalt: Dame Judy Dench is GNIP! Sir Ben Kingsley is GNOP! GNIP GNOP! #battleship http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166313961040510000 Patton Oswalt: Dame Judy Dench is GNIP! Sir Ben Kingsley is GNOP! GNIP GNOP! #battleship

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:15:12 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166313961040510000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Steve Martin: Loving this episode of Downton Abbey with pointy ball and men in uniforms running on field. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166312044713350000 Steve Martin: Loving this episode of Downton Abbey with pointy ball and men in uniforms running on field.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:07:36 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166312044713350000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Penn Jillette: Yup, that was me on the Celebrity Apprentice commercial (I didn't see it, I'm working on my book) and my charity is "Opportunity Village." http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166311921090430000 Penn Jillette: Yup, that was me on the Celebrity Apprentice commercial (I didn't see it, I'm working on my book) and my charity is "Opportunity Village."

(By @pennjillette - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:07:06 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166311921090430000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1478823464/Screen_shot_2011-08-05_at_12.36.38_AM_normal.png pennjillette Patton Oswalt: Whose grandpa just picked The Kinks' "Come Dancing" as the outro music? #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166308541676790000 Patton Oswalt: Whose grandpa just picked The Kinks' "Come Dancing" as the outro music? #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:53:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166308541676790000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Steve Martin: Accidentally slept through coin toss. Why no replay? Oh well, next year. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166307650223600000 Steve Martin: Accidentally slept through coin toss. Why no replay? Oh well, next year.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:50:08 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166307650223600000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Jim Gaffigan: Safety, as I predicted. http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166306277411140000 Jim Gaffigan: Safety, as I predicted.

(By @jimgaffigan - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:44:41 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166306277411140000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Patton Oswalt: "Killing Moon"? Well done, Audi. Well done. Did Echo get more $ for that than the Bunnymen? #Superbowl http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166305276847330000 Patton Oswalt: "Killing Moon"? Well done, Audi. Well done. Did Echo get more $ for that than the Bunnymen? #Superbowl

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:40:42 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166305276847330000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Nick Kroll: A good source told me gronkowski's ankle is fine after being shot up with mix of mark wahlberg's blood and clam chowder. http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166302502688530000 Nick Kroll: A good source told me gronkowski's ankle is fine after being shot up with mix of mark wahlberg's blood and clam chowder.

(By @nickkroll - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:29:41 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166302502688530000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1227874122/nk_upsidedownglasses_normal.jpg nickkroll John Hodgman: I will not tweet the super bowl or downton abbey tonight. http://giantredcarpet.com/hodgman/statuses/166301932821020000 John Hodgman: I will not tweet the super bowl or downton abbey tonight.

(By @hodgman - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:27:25 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/hodgman/statuses/166301932821020000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1504330591/ThatIsAll_normal.jpg hodgman Patton Oswalt: Guys, I'll Tweet occasionally -- but follow @SklarBrothers for the top-shelf #Superbowl Tweets. http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166301498089820000 Patton Oswalt: Guys, I'll Tweet occasionally -- but follow @SklarBrothers for the top-shelf #Superbowl Tweets.

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:25:41 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166301498089820000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt: I'm watching the Superbowl with @SklarBrothers. I feel like a billionaire sheik who's hired Megan Fox to dance on his yacht. http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166297873053520000 Patton Oswalt: I'm watching the Superbowl with @SklarBrothers . I feel like a billionaire sheik who's hired Megan Fox to dance on his yacht.

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:11:17 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166297873053520000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Jim Gaffigan: #suckItLerruce http://t.co/UOhx5LFo http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166279746051780000 Jim Gaffigan: #suckItLerruce http://t.co/UOhx5LFo

(By @jimgaffigan - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:59:15 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166279746051780000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Dane Cook: It's a serious event when you buy balloons. #GOPATRIOTS http://t.co/LNqVUKrH http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166279622332400000 Dane Cook: It's a serious event when you buy balloons. #GOPATRIOTS http://t.co/LNqVUKrH

(By @danecook - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:58:46 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166279622332400000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Bob Saget: Loved my standup in Brea this weekend. And if I offended any of you, thanks for listening so intently. http://giantredcarpet.com/bobsaget/statuses/166268971505560000 Bob Saget: Loved my standup in Brea this weekend. And if I offended any of you, thanks for listening so intently.

(By @bobsaget - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:16:26 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/bobsaget/statuses/166268971505560000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1734941438/BobOnaBoat_normal.jpeg bobsaget Jim Gaffigan: The Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl of Super Bowl references. http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166265049197990000 Jim Gaffigan: The Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl of Super Bowl references.

(By @jimgaffigan - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:00:51 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166265049197990000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Dane Cook: #SuperBowl Sunday -- Both teams strong but you can't out coach Bill Belichick. #Patriots #Pats #Patriots Pats MAKE SOME NOISE! http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166261010292940000 Dane Cook: #SuperBowl Sunday -- Both teams strong but you can't out coach Bill Belichick. #Patriots #Pats #Patriots Pats MAKE SOME NOISE!

(By @danecook - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:44:48 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166261010292940000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Jim Gaffigan: If you didn’t think @jeanniegaffigan was a saint already check this out http://t.co/T3OXW4h2 http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166260608491200000 Jim Gaffigan: If you didn’t think @jeanniegaffigan was a saint already check this out http://t.co/T3OXW4h2

(By @jimgaffigan - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:43:12 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166260608491200000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Steve Martin: Since coin toss ceremony is such a highlight, why not hold it after the game to hang onto viewers? http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166256700255510000 Steve Martin: Since coin toss ceremony is such a highlight, why not hold it after the game to hang onto viewers?

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:27:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166256700255510000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Penn Jillette: We are doing the first "Penn's Sunday School" on 2/19 with a test rehersal on 2/12 - today just doing mic and computer checks. @PennSunday http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166255770046960000 Penn Jillette: We are doing the first "Penn's Sunday School" on 2/19 with a test rehersal on 2/12 - today just doing mic and computer checks. @PennSunday

(By @pennjillette - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:23:59 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166255770046960000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1478823464/Screen_shot_2011-08-05_at_12.36.38_AM_normal.png pennjillette Penn Jillette: Vintage Nude Studios getting ready Penn's Sunday School Podcast. Wanna be part of The Congregation? Learn Ustream.TV & @PennSunday http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166253848334300000 Penn Jillette: Vintage Nude Studios getting ready Penn's Sunday School Podcast. Wanna be part of The Congregation? Learn Ustream.TV & @PennSunday

(By @pennjillette - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 15:16:20 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pennjillette/statuses/166253848334300000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1478823464/Screen_shot_2011-08-05_at_12.36.38_AM_normal.png pennjillette Dane Cook: Beautiful SuperBowl Sunday here in Los Angeles. Celebrating with my follow New Englanders. LET'S GO #PATRIOTS !!!! http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166245859078580000 Dane Cook: Beautiful SuperBowl Sunday here in Los Angeles. Celebrating with my follow New Englanders. LET'S GO #PATRIOTS !!!!

(By @danecook - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:44:36 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166245859078580000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Steve Martin: Could be a three-hanky Ceremony of the Coin Toss. http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166241827568110000 Steve Martin: Could be a three-hanky Ceremony of the Coin Toss.

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:28:34 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166241827568110000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Steve Martin: Anticipating a very moving "Ceremony of the Coin Toss" this year.  http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166240733521650000 Steve Martin: Anticipating a very moving "Ceremony of the Coin Toss" this year. 

(By @SteveMartinToGo - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:24:14 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SteveMartinToGo/statuses/166240733521650000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1721833866/walk_normal.jpg SteveMartinToGo Patton Oswalt: Just heard Madonna will do a parody version of @alyankovic's "Like a Surgeon" during halftime show. #tribute http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166240298924650000 Patton Oswalt: Just heard Madonna will do a parody version of @alyankovic 's "Like a Surgeon" during halftime show. #tribute

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:22:30 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166240298924650000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Pee-wee Herman: Fact: this man drank 40 cups of coffee. http://t.co/TGB8ukLD http://giantredcarpet.com/peeweeherman/statuses/166236830935700000 Pee-wee Herman: Fact: this man drank 40 cups of coffee. http://t.co/TGB8ukLD

(By @peeweeherman - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:08:43 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/peeweeherman/statuses/166236830935700000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/362060137/Pee-wee_Twitter_Profile_normal.png peeweeherman Aziz Ansari: Is Pitbull performing at the half time show of the Puppy Bowl? #ImReallySorryButIHadTo http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166236364789130000 Aziz Ansari: Is Pitbull performing at the half time show of the Puppy Bowl? #ImReallySorryButIHadTo

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:06:52 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166236364789130000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Aziz Ansari: Animal Planet??? I thought I was going to be doing commentary during the game this year!!?? Please 2013. Let's not drop the ball. http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166236017664340000 Aziz Ansari: Animal Planet??? I thought I was going to be doing commentary during the game this year!!?? Please 2013. Let's not drop the ball.

(By @azizansari - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:05:29 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/azizansari/statuses/166236017664340000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/421377161/azizlittletwitter_normal.jpg azizansari Patton Oswalt: Yes, I'm watching the Superbowl tonight -- it's called DOWNTON FUCKING ABBEY. Gonna be off tha WATCH FOB! http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166234471295750000 Patton Oswalt: Yes, I'm watching the Superbowl tonight -- it's called DOWNTON FUCKING ABBEY. Gonna be off tha WATCH FOB!

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:59:21 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166234471295750000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Nick Kroll: I'm pretty sure #superbowl was Vanilla Ice's nickname for Madonna's V. http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166227450391570000 Nick Kroll: I'm pretty sure #superbowl was Vanilla Ice's nickname for Madonna's V.

(By @nickkroll - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:31:27 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/nickkroll/statuses/166227450391570000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1227874122/nk_upsidedownglasses_normal.jpg nickkroll Russell Brand: Super Bowl?Football? West Ham beat Millwall yesterday by kicking a ball with their feet. We must review our priorities. http://giantredcarpet.com/rustyrockets/statuses/166226450435930000 Russell Brand: Super Bowl?Football? West Ham beat Millwall yesterday by kicking a ball with their feet. We must review our priorities.

(By @rustyrockets - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:27:28 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/rustyrockets/statuses/166226450435930000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1109185776/Russell_Brand_normal.jpg rustyrockets Russell Brand: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them- Einstein. What a twerp. http://giantredcarpet.com/rustyrockets/statuses/166225241276820000 Russell Brand: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them- Einstein. What a twerp.

(By @rustyrockets - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:22:40 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/rustyrockets/statuses/166225241276820000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1109185776/Russell_Brand_normal.jpg rustyrockets Seth Green: So happy to share this life with you, my love. RT @ClareGrant: Waking up to phase 2 of "Happily Ever After" is a pretty good feeling. ❤ http://giantredcarpet.com/SethGreen/statuses/166222936846510000 Seth Green: So happy to share this life with you, my love. RT @ClareGrant : Waking up to phase 2 of "Happily Ever After" is a pretty good feeling. ❤

(By @SethGreen - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:13:31 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SethGreen/statuses/166222936846510000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1523028407/image_normal.jpg SethGreen Conan O'Brien: Make sure to watch for my commercial during the #SuperBowl. You'll only see it if you’re watching a “Sex and the City” re-run on E!. http://giantredcarpet.com/conanobrien/statuses/166208307332250000 Conan O'Brien: Make sure to watch for my commercial during the #SuperBowl. You'll only see it if you’re watching a “Sex and the City” re-run on E!.

(By @conanobrien - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:15:23 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/conanobrien/statuses/166208307332250000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/728337241/conan_4cred_normal.jpg conanobrien Horatio Sanz: You are good. RT @jasonawesome: One of your kidz is having a rufff day. Can I get some words of encouragement @MrHoratioSanz http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166077953233530000 Horatio Sanz: You are good. RT @jasonawesome : One of your kidz is having a rufff day. Can I get some words of encouragement @MrHoratioSanz

(By @MrHoratioSanz - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:37:24 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/MrHoratioSanz/statuses/166077953233530000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1072445288/Staythirsty3_normal.jpg MrHoratioSanz Patton Oswalt: Wow, The Annie Awards felt like a train wreck I was watching even though I was at the wheel. So much fun. Thanks, guys... http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166060617004880000 Patton Oswalt: Wow, The Annie Awards felt like a train wreck I was watching even though I was at the wheel. So much fun. Thanks, guys...

(By @pattonoswalt - - Actor, Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:28:31 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/pattonoswalt/statuses/166060617004880000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/866556637/teatime__normal.JPG pattonoswalt Andy Richter: Best line from 1999's "Baby Geniuses": "Well, hello, my little baby geniuses!" http://giantredcarpet.com/Andy_Richter/statuses/166059435775630000 Andy Richter: Best line from 1999's "Baby Geniuses": "Well, hello, my little baby geniuses!"

(By @Andy_Richter - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:23:49 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/Andy_Richter/statuses/166059435775630000 http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1599565560/1stgradeCU_normal.jpg Andy_Richter Sarah Silverman: My ears can take wailing babies on planes, its my heart that can't http://giantredcarpet.com/SarahKSilverman/statuses/166059305454410000 Sarah Silverman: My ears can take wailing babies on planes, its my heart that can't

(By @SarahKSilverman - - Comedian)

]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:23:18 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/SarahKSilverman/statuses/166059305454410000 http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1742816691/AVATAR_1_normal.gif SarahKSilverman Jim Gaffigan: Is it @aaronrodgers or @kylebusch ? http://t.co/8FNfPVPM http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166054319731390000 Jim Gaffigan: Is it @aaronrodgers or @kylebusch ? http://t.co/8FNfPVPM

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]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 02:03:29 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/jimgaffigan/statuses/166054319731390000 http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1413598901/IMG_0595b_normal.jpg jimgaffigan Dane Cook: One of my fav quotes: Night all!!! "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment." http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166045654555160000 Dane Cook: One of my fav quotes: Night all!!! "Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."

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]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:29:03 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166045654555160000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Dane Cook: I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166041913500250000 Dane Cook: I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS

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]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:14:11 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166041913500250000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Dane Cook: And let's not forget @Lisalla1 Eyebrow Tip: Never underestimate the power of beautiful eyebrows, as they can greatly enhance your face. http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166040117880950000 Dane Cook: And let's not forget @Lisalla1 Eyebrow Tip: Never underestimate the power of beautiful eyebrows, as they can greatly enhance your face.

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]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:07:03 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166040117880950000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Dane Cook: I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166036602014020000 Dane Cook: I've got 40 people confirmed for my SuperBowl party tomorrow & catered BBQ plus desserts aplenty. Hurry up tomorrow. GO PATS! #GOPATS

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]]> Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:53:05 GMT http://giantredcarpet.com/danecook/statuses/166036602014020000 http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1746805743/photo_copy_7_normal.JPG danecook Pee-wee Herman: Something sounds fishy: http://t.co/9Hr4tgDW http://giantredcarpet.com/peeweeherman/statuses/166031763360070000 Pee-wee Herman: Something sounds fishy: http://t.co/9Hr4tgDW

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