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From russellbrand.tv: Russell talking about Despicable Me http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/09/russell-talking-about-despicable-me/
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Mum. Trying to make Julia Roberts happy through food, prayer and love before realising it comes from within. PS. Send condoms.
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Come on you IRONS!!!
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Landlord left canary. It was lonely. I got it a friend. 1 of em has dun a egg. Who owns the baby& will it grow up to be canary Jesus?
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Change is a trending topic. I fear change. I hope it CH-CH-CH-changes.
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SNORTING! The only thing Ryan puts up his nose is his finger.@katyperry : looks like your snorting me... (@RYANSEACREST )http://bit.ly/9deARB
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The new picture is the cover for Booky Wook 2- illustrated by Shepard Fairey. Two autobiographies to go with my double life.
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This is a bad cat. Part 2. http://twitpic.com/2hcofm
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Erm, does Jimmy Choo do a six toe range? FOR WEIRDOS! http://twitpic.com/2hbq1b
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If life gives you lemons, politely thank life, then, when life's not looking, throw the lemons into a duck pond.
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#FollowFriday @TheyellowBrickR oad, @yournose , @piedpiper , @yourdreams , @thatCarAndStepO nIt.
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"Life should be a festival of disruption."- Maharishi
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From russellbrand.tv: Booky Wook 2: pre-orders http://www.russellbrand.tv/2010/08/booky-wook-2-pre-orders/
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At last. A bath from Helen Mirren. Never has getting clean been more dirty. http://twitpic.com/2dh2ev
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The real winner of the Teen Choice awards is... I AM! I won a fantastic new bride. http://twitpic.com/2ddgek
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@TheEllenShow Come on the show?I'd crawl across broken dreams & smashed rainbows to sit quietly in your dressing room holding a bra.
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I may have raised Hell but I also dragged down Heaven.
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@katyperry Prop8 dropped! Now you can lose the wig, lipstick and frocks we can wed as a pair of Cali-hunks.
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I have been watching Fox News for six hours and there has been no news about foxes. #Iwantmymoneyback
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He started it. He tickled me. http://twitpic.com/2bl6fv
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That Lamborghini crash was hardly Jimmy Dean territory, I barely spilled my espresso.
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Filming on 42nd street- what a production! But not nearly enough tits and ass!
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I'm going "Back To The Future" where for some reason it's ok to perv over yer own Mum. http://twitpic.com/29t4xr
