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Little boy raps to win money for hospice that care for the baby brother he lost- vote for him here
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#helpcharliechyps
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“@starleigh2000 : @rustyrockets Are you letting people into the Rock of Ages premiere like you did with Arthur? Can I go?” YES
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“@may_may : @rustyrockets you promised shindig last time and did not deliver.” shindigs can be a challenge. This time I will succeed
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“@JJazmineMoz : won't you help us to get #HappyBirthdayMorrissey trending?” I'm not sure he'll appreciate it but here you go
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Thursday and Friday shows that will start on time and have a fruity little shindig after. http://t.co/G15OumM0
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Well done Sam. We. Are Premier League. http://t.co/z0bgV331
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My mate Mick with a menacing tribute. He's a Spurs fan. http://t.co/mRcV4GYN
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Yes! We're back. Happiest I've been alone in a room since I was 14.
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VAZ TE!!! Play the last five minutes nude, you beautiful bastard. COYI
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West Ham United sounds funny in an American accent and they think our kit is "maroon".
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“@nick47674929 : @rustyrockets he's Freddie Kruger after Botox” yes that's more like it.
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Ian Holloway looks like a Ninja Turtle with a wasting disease #COYI
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COYI!!! http://t.co/CpPp1HJt
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COYI“@westhamfootball : Official #WestHam pubs are The Green Man,Greyhound,JJ Moons,Thirsty Eddie’s,Innisfree Freehouse, & Blue Room”
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Stand Up Gig in LA this Friday http://t.co/oQ7HTbEf come and see me.
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“@Cassie_Higgins : Wanted @rustyrockets to sign my boobs. Didn't even get a picture! #disappointed” I'm very sorry I have reneged on my admin
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I'm on my way to the Lyric. Get ready for last day madness you lunatics. X
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Good luck today but I have no A Levels and still addressed the House Of Commons dressed as WWF wrestler, The Undertaker.
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“@JenShelby1080 : @rustyrockets whats the difference with that yoga from regular yoga?”it is the pure white horse of yoga. It gets you there
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A-Level students, good luck but remember it is foremost a euphemism for bumming.
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I'm bring offered this kitten. I might take him just for the witchcraft. Shall I? http://t.co/VbeZl0ga
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Now I must do kundalini yoga to install a new consciousness in the ol' brain box. Sat Nam (yes, it is a bit like sat-nav).
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Unnecessary, mandatory hotel bedside picture of Harrison Ford subtly adapted by my mate Matt. http://t.co/TVWH05wK
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MTV Movie Awards combines 2 of my favorite things. Movies&Awards. If somehow group sex could be involved it'd be the best night of my life.
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Here is a piece of promotional material http://t.co/e7iGECnY
