Steve Agee
Actor/Comedian/Hypochondriac
Comedian
http://twitter.com/steveagee
http://www.youtube.com/user/ageevideos
1132073 followers
248 tweets
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thanks for the kind words, kids, but twitter isn't necessary. you should all stop tweeting and go outside and live! #Thanks
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Deleted my facebook this morning. Felt great. Good chance I'll commit twitter suicide as well.
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RIP Harvey Pekar
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some whore unfollowed me for calling it "soccer." Sorry, I meant some "slut" unfollowed me... #WorldCup
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I'd be great at soccer. I'm really good at pretending to fall down. #WorldCup
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So Anthony Kiedis plays soccer now? #Ramos #WorldCup
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Soccer's not the same since they stopped using the black and white checkered balls #WorldCup <--- remember?
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No rioting in Amsterdam if NED wins world cup #EveryoneIsStoned #WorldCup
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When players are about to walk on the field with those little kids they should whisper to them, "Don't fuck this up!" #WorldCup
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Point Break is on...excellent
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and happy birthday to my bestest friend @sammyprimero
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happy birthday to @serafinowicz - such a special flower
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Holy shit! Forbidden Zone live was amazing!!! WOW
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can't believe I'm about to see a staged version of Forbidden Zone! awesome
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Off to a Bob's Burgers table read. Can't wait!
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Dear followers - I have a formspring: ask me questions. http://www.formspring.me/steveagee
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woke up w/ more vertigo this morning. I didn't feel like spending the day having balance anyway.
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dear fellow Silverman Program actors- sorry no Emmy nods for us...but hey there's always season 4, right? #GodDammit
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Is there such a thing as sleepytime coffee? 'cause I think I drank some this morning.
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@jennaonpurpose it'll be back
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Never forget! http://twitpic.com/233sxd
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haven't had a nervous breakdown in a while. now seems like a good time
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If you have your tweets also sent to your facebook so I have to see them twice, I'm probably unfollowing you today.
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you Londoners have no idea how close I came to getting on a plane today & flying out for the Inception premiere this week! #True
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there's some dumb old lady using the handicap parking spot like she's all that! #ShowOff
